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a beautiful chinese woman named Deer Xing is communicating with me through road signs

@beerguy59 list every ingredient

i just made some bullshitttt

i love telling customers “have a good REST OF your day” as opposed to “have a good day” to remind them of time and its finite nature . some day we will all be bones

me with the dragonfruit my best friend’s mom gave me to take home

@gucciairfryerr am i one of them..

don’t call me twin if you got ur life together i’m roaming through the second circle of hell as we speak

when yo alarm go off but u already awake

u can’t be a good conversationalist as a beautiful woman because everyone tries to date you

i do think we need to impose, like, way more rigorous schooling on kids. they should have to read books that challenge them. they need to learn at least a second language. they should be forced to memorize and recite poetry. idgaf

We must reclaim horses from the rich

The cancerous lung killing weed carts class action settlement will be my 401k

it’s all water under the bridge man. dark dirty water under a horrible horrible bridge

@gloop67 get some texturizing spray and maybe a volumizing mousse

fuck man my hair long but it never looks like those over grown wolf cuts cuz my hair doesnt have volume this some bs FAWK

@gloop67 wow yay!!

@reesebepuffing actually u semi look like a blonde nicer version of chloe from life is strange

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like okay

August kinda feel like there’s a giant imaginary clock ticking on top of your head

@gloop67 like who

@reesebepuffing u look very familiar here

wait these glasses r kinda cool

we’re suppose to

I love twitter because you can completely hide the fact that you're a socially inept loser by pretending that you're just some cool guy who drops a really agreeable and well-formulated sentence every 3 hours