Flu Gehrig

@MLB this pregame pagentry is so lame. Dont call it a 7:05 first pitch and then do all the bullshit theatrics. Get the out of the way beforehand so we can have timely baseball. Be better.

@jonnydrock @ReggieHammondd @SonRanto What does "adults raping kids" have to do with Cubs baseball? Your poor wife...dont hurt her.

@ReggieHammondd @SonRanto No, I have a problem with adults raping children.

Remember! If you voted Trump, DONT come to Chicago for the #Cubs game tomorrow! You hate Chicago. Remember? Well. Now the feeling is mutual.

@TMZ Stay toxic, queen!

EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Frankie Paul will get her full "Bachelorette" salary despite the series getting pulled. tmz.me/BpGYgV4

@NortonMpls Better question, what kind of asshole immigrates to a country illegally and thinks they have the right to stay here?

ICE is still in Minnesota racially profiling residents. What kind of asshole harasses someone while their kid is on the log chute ride at Mall of America? Stay vigilant and keep an eye out for your neighbors.

@ChocolateGirlfr @JeffPassan @TheVolumeSports

@JeffPassan @TheVolumeSports Can’t wait for this! Hearing Ross and Rizzo break down the 2016 Cubs season and chat with the people who made it happen is going to be a treat for every fan who remembers that historic World Series.

This is very cool: 10 years after the Chicago Cubs won the World Series and broke the curse, David Ross and Anthony Rizzo, two of their heroes, are launching a podcast with @TheVolumeSports where they talk with the most integral people to the championship. @LovableReunion" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@LovableReunion

@holy_schnitt Proud of you for not attacking them, commie.

boots on the ground live from laguardia airport. can confirm lines are long (~70 mins) but moving, every tsa agent is being really nice. ice agents are standing around looking sweaty and out of breath in ill-fitting vests. vibes are alright

@stoolpresidente @MLB Its Manfred. The guy hates America and baseball.

I say this every year. Baseball starting the season with anything other than day baseball games in America is a disgrace to the flag and whoever approved this should be thrown in prison for life @MLB

@WCCO Nobody wants to come to little Mogadishu for the draft.

Minnesota has formally submitted a bid to host the NFL draft in 2028, organizers announced Wednesday. cbsnews.com/minnesota/news…

@PardonMyTake @John_Fanta A tiramisu crawl is one of the worst ideas of all time. Thats how I know it will happen.

PMT 3-25 With @John_Fanta and Tom Izzo is Now Live! - March Madness Clean Up - Hubert Davis Out at UNC - Time Zone Fight - MLB Mini Preview - Hot Seat/Cool Throne - Mad Online + More Watch or Listen Here beacons.ai/pardonmytake

@nurple_purp @Chanogram85 @Vikeologist Pay varies by district, but even green teachers fresh out of college are making more than $39k. Its not 2010 anymore. McDonald's is paying full time wages nirth of $39k.

@Flu_Gehrig @Chanogram85 @Vikeologist Teachers start at like 39k per year. If they started at 75k and could get up to 100k after a few years, you’d have a lot more smart teachers

Why does this state just love to tax the ever living hell out of its citizens?

@nurple_purp @Chanogram85 @Vikeologist Teachers work ~75% of the year. I think theyre overpaid, if anything.

@Chanogram85 @Vikeologist I don’t disagree. Too much goes to bureaucracy, IMO teachers should be paid way more. Too bad the current admin is so bad the main guy investigating the state fraud in DC resigned

@royalpratt Broke boy Frank

Frank Thomas is suing the White Sox and others over merch

@WiSports22 @StoolBaseball @BarstoolHubbs @martymush @TomScibelli @ChrisKlemmer They need Carl's chaotic energy. Carl's a personality who knows a lot about baseball.

@StoolBaseball @BarstoolHubbs @martymush @TomScibelli @ChrisKlemmer “Why can’t Barstool get baseball content off the ground” Barstool baseball content: “I got Brewers 4th in the division”

2026 NL Central Predictions @BarstoolHubbs @martymush @TomScibelli @ChrisKlemmer

@soxmachine_josh Broke boy Frank suing for a measley $50k is a tough look. He should post a gofundme link too.

I'm a bit late to this, but Frank Thomas is suing the Chicago White Sox. law.com/radar/card/il-…

@FOX9 Bruce is one of the great retards of our time. Way to be, Bruce!

Bruce Springsteen has been added to a star-studded lineup, joining major political figures, for the No Kings rally at the Minnesota State Capitol on Saturday, March 28. fox9.com/news/bruce-spr…

@barstoolWSD Suburban folks with the money hate going to the south side.

I gotta question that's probably insanely dumb....Sox look to be going to the 78 or across the river from it. Why not build a new Bears stadium where Sox park currently is? Is it just timing? Easy highway access, parking lots already exist plenty of land... it makes sense to me

@TheComptonBulge @PardonMyTake Gimme the gist of it?

@Flu_Gehrig @PardonMyTake Listen to Fridays fire fest and get back to me

PMT 3-23 With BASKETBALL is Now Live! - March Madness Recap - Who’s Back of the Week + More Watch or Listen Here beacons.ai/pardonmytake

@GlobePulses @nicksortor @BillMelugin_ Glad the mascot showed up.

Tragic news out of Chicago a 25-year-old Venezuelan migrant got picked up in connection with the fatal shooting of 18-year-old Loyola University freshman Sheridan Gorman early Thursday morning near campus. She was out walking with friends by Tobey Prinz Beach when a masked gunman approached and fired, hitting her in the head; cops ID'd the guy quick thanks to his noticeable limp on surveillance footage. No charges filed yet, but he's got a prior misdemeanor shoplifting bust from June 2023 in Cook County folks are digging into his full immigration backstory amid the heated border debates. Campus held a vigil last night, with students and the Loyola wolf mascot honoring Sheridan, a bright kid from Westchester County, NY, who was just months from finishing her first year.​ Heartbreaking loss that hits hard prayers for her family and friends.

🚨 BREAKING: A Venezuelan illegal let into the country by Joe Biden in 2023 has been arrested for BRUTALLY MURDERING Loyola University student Sheridan Gorman, per @BillMelugin_ Yet ANOTHER innocent American kiIIed by Democrats’ illegals SUPPORT ICE!

@HawkEmDownChris Mark Prior

Name an athlete you wish had a fully healthy career. I’ll start: Derrick Rose.