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@SCHIZO_FREQ I haven't seen this discourse on my feed yet, what's being said?

Five straight days arguing over whether you should fuck your husband or not

@jimi_okame Every time I've seen a japanese cop use his "side arm" it has been tethered to the inside of their car.

おまわりさん皆腰にぶら下げてるし日本で一度も見たことないは流石にないのでは？

@intentionalisms He's short.

I don’t understand American measurements is the joke that he’s fat or that he’s skinny?

@mattsaymyname Yeah, it's funny BECAUSE it pisses you off. Do you get it yet?

Always angered by “Michelle is a man.” I’m not maga, so I don’t worship political figures. But she has been in the public eye for decades and hasn’t done anything to anyone. Just tried to do good. It’s racist, sexist, homophobic, and hateful. Should never be normalized.

@matthewdmarsden It's just a funny haha, I don't think anybody actually cares if Michelle Obama is a man or not, it just pisses off all the right people to say that she is.

I am a conservative but I hate all this “Michelle Obama is a man,” garbage. It’s so low class.

@Stubbs_GunGuy @vers_laLune Seriously, how hard is it not to fly helicopters into each other, this is about the third or fourth instance I've heard of where this happened.

So it turns out it isn't a safety issue with the helicopter, but rather the manufacturer doesn't recommend ramming them into other aircraft. It was an unspoken rule but recently updated to include this after a diversity woman rammed one into an airliner head on after being told by air traffic control not to three times. (Very bigoted of them). This killed all on board.

idk who this guy is, but reminder that helicopters are so dangerous its actually comical. do not fly in them

We're banning raves, because we don't want you having fun where we can't watch you. By the way let me tell you about Woodstock. We're cracking down on underage drinking. It's bad for you. Yeah of course we hit up the pubs at your age it was great. We're banning smoking, but just for you - the smoking age will go up one year every year. Oh yes of course, we used to be able to smoke inside everywhere, it was great really. We're banning flavored vapes. We don't have any evidence they're bad for you, you just like them too much. We're banning dodgeball during recess, someone might get hurt. Yeah we really enjoyed dodgeball too. We're banning flirting, because it might make the girls uncomfortable. We're locking you in your room for the next two years. Yes we know you're in no danger from the virus, but we're worried that you'll get us sick. By the way you have to take this needle if you want to leave your room again. Yes, twice. Well there will be boosters too. No, we aren't worried about side effects, that doesn't effect us at all. We're closing the frat houses, because we don't want you having fun without our permission. Please join these officially sanctioned university clubs instead. We're bringing in labor from the third world to work the service jobs, so you can't have a summer job. You need to go to university to get a good job. By the way we're raising the price of tuition. Oh look we're raising it again. Don't worry there are loans. At interest. Actually we're giving the good jobs to the foreigners we just imported, to make up for our racist past. We are very good people. No of course we aren't sacrificing anything. You just have to take one for the team. Also, we're giving the foreigners the houses. We needed to increase real estate prices. For our pensions, you see. Sadly no, you'll probably never be able to afford one yourself. By the way don't forget to pay your taxes. Need to support those pensions somehow! Eh? No, we're giving ourselves tax breaks of course. Seniors discount you know. Oh by the way, that one thing you still have, now that we've banned joy and kicked every ladder out from under you? That social media stuff you kids like? You guessed it! We're banning that too! Just for you though, we're still going to watch AI videos on Facebook. It's for your safety, you see. We've noticed that you're all getting rather irate, and we think it would be better for your mental health if you shut up for a while. Why don't you just go outside? Eh? No of course we aren't going to stop Ahmed and his twelve illiterate cousins from raping your sister, that would be culturally insensitive, which would make us feel very bad, and we can't have that.

@liverpxxl9 @Alonso_GD @theashrb The kids aren't buying the cell phones. Their parents are, numb nuts.

@Alonso_GD @theashrb What kid would want that? What would stop them just buying an iPhone anyway? This is the best way

I’m not a tech person so maybe this is dumb but isnt it easier to create a “children’s phone” at point of sale so you get a phone with built-in restrictions rather than asking every single person in the country whether they are over 16 or not through hackable digital ID software?

@WiggerMaggot Reach was so peak, my absolute favorite. Keep trying to get into it again on MCC, but it feels so different I haven't been able to tweak the controls enough to get past the first mission.

God Reach sucked. You’re telling me I had to actually PLAY the game and be GOOD at it to unlock this stuff instead of just using real money to buy them all?

Comic by @TheFarRightSide

Hot take, but maybe all the people willing to actually be helped are already being helped and some people will literally choose to be homeless.

@KNWLisPWR @ReddCinema It would be safe and clean. I think you vastly underestimate the suffering we are prepared to endure to make sure our children have a future free of you.

@ReddCinema For those of you thinking that if blacks left this country the country would be better you are highly mistaken your way of life would not exist at all. This would become a third world country,

Judge says Texas school’s punishment of Black student doesn’t violate law banning race-based hair discrimination

@MyArrse Did you miss the part where they won't even investigate if you say a brown person did it? Get real.

Paedophiles that West Midlands Police caught under 'Operation Satchel' who they called 'Every Parents Worst Nightmare'. Notice anything about them?

@KySportsRadio "My children and grandchildren live in fear of brown people every day, but our soccer team is phenomenal so who cares!"

Thank goodness for Birthright citizenship 4-1

@jemelehill "Arrested with a gun" ≠ "arrested for having a gun"

I thought in Texas you could basically walk around with a gun taped to your forehead.

@GrecBG If you get this look it's probably because the person you're talking to has been poor or homeless before and never once considered victimizing another person as a solution to their predicament.

Les mecs de droite quand tu leur dis que les gens ont moins de chances de tomber dans la criminalité quand leurs besoins vitaux sont assurés

@itzRex I hope he does get a retrial, that way y'all can see just how hopless the case was from the start when they convict him again.

🚨 BREAKING KARMELO ANTHONY HAS FILED NOTICE OF APPEAL FOR 5TH CIRCUIT! He will more than likely be granted a retrial ! BIG W 👏🏾

100%

I used to think the average person had common sense. Then I started seeing people argue that kids can’t consent to “gender-affirming care” because they’re too young to make permanent decisions about their bodies. And I thought, “Cool, so you’re against circumcision too, right?” That’s when I discovered that applying the same principle in a different context is apparently an impossible task for a shocking number of people. So let me get this straight: if a kid wants something done to their body, they’re too young to consent. But if you want something done to their body, suddenly consent isn’t important? Sooo… you can chop up your kid how you want, but not how they want? How about we stop chopping up kids altogether? It’s a pretty simple rule: don’t permanently alter a child’s genitals unless there’s a genuine medical necessity. The fact that you like a particular form of mutilation doesn’t magically make it not mutilation.