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Your bones are wet. Nobody likes wet bones. Take them out for a bit to let them dry off on the porch. It's okay nobody will take them because they're wet bones. Nobody likes wet bones.
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vic vinegar
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vic vinegar
@FoSheehy
bodyguard. my fish's name is top secret.
Omaha, NE Katılım Kasım 2011
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I want a purple BMW M240i so bad 😞 every time I see one around town I get insanely jealous and consider trading in my Audi towards one 😭
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Republicans in Congress be like, "if you don't let us pay ourselves more money to not listen to our constituents, we'll just quit so someone WORSE than us will just FORCE you to pay them more" as if that's incentive not to hang them in the streets.
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I work literally twice as many days per year as this dickhead and guess how much money I made last year?
$42,000 after taxes. This push for a pay raise from people who don't even properly do their job is an insanely deaf position. Get fucked.
Rep. Jack Kimble@RepJackKimble
Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.
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My car's radio and original screen are back and fully functional now it's time to blow the speakers because they haven't been used in 7 months :)
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Aight bet as long as we can let them go right outside the white house or any trump branded property
FactPost@factpostnews
Trump’s CDC has announced hantavirus cruise passengers are free to go out in public and do not need to quarantine. Around 40% of hantavirus infections are fatal.
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And I'm struggling to live on $17/hour somebody's gotta do it man
MM @adgirlMM
Let me get this straight. Trump, the only president since Nixon not to release his tax returns, and who promised he would release his tax returns when he was president, is suing the government for $10 billion dollars in "damages" for leaked tax returns which reveal his corruption. And his DOJ, which is run by his personal lawyer who he appointed as "Acting AG," is going to settle. So the American people are now gong to personally pay a corrupt president $10 billion of our hard earned tax dollars, because his feelings got hurt when his shady tax returns were leaked? Got it. 👌
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@tragic_endings_ Take me to a regular bar and buy me a cranberry juice!!!
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Side note: charging someone a full hour of labor ($280+) for a 5-15 minute programming procedure on a 15 year old car should be fucking illegal
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On god by the time I get this radio situation in my car figured out I'll be an Audi electronics master tech capable of charging myself $225/hour 🫠
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Got my piece of trash android screen in my car switched back to my folding OEM screen and now the OEM screen is black, doesn't stay out, and I still don't have a working sound system🫠🫠
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One of my favorite things is thinking you've figured out the solution to a problem that's been frustrating you only to try said solution and end up worse off than you started 🥲
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I honestly can't wait until that racist ass chud kick streamer gets a hole blasted through him live on camera because he just couldn't stop saying the n word
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Man people like to clown on lyrical miracle rappers but that shit low-key goes hard over a good boom bap beat
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Gotta love it when a package you order on a Wednesday shows up in a city 3 hours away from you at half past midnight on Saturday morning and then doesn't move at all for the next 60+ hours!!!! 🙂🙂
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Gas is up 70 cents overnight here so what if a fifth guy tried
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Trigger Alter! My brain is made of mushed up cat food
Laura Ingraham@IngrahamAngle
Trigger Alert! The White House has waited months to make this joke. Coast to coast, humorless liberals are seething, veins bulging.
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