🦜 Johnathan Batson🦜

progarchives.com/subgenre.asp?s… An interesting read on the genre of music that took Whimsy and dialled it up to the extreme.

Why does he even think he has the right to talk on this when he's quite literally just doing the same thing but worse to noah samsen?

@Awk20000 Okay but big streamers botting to me seems more like a base camp for a whole array of arvo humor. "Oops clicked the wrong button, now I've fucked my internet connection AGAIN 🤣, What's a request why does it say I have too many requests?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN OBS CRASHED AGAIN!

Nick White calls out LSF over removing posts for years in order to “protect” specific streamers

@NBinted You hear about that cruise brawl that started over cheating allegations. Sometimes the jokes just write themselves. Really the biggest threat to humanity is infidelity in the big 2026.

Who convinced Northernlion to do a Supercruise to begin with? How does it line up in any way with his brand or his audience? Who actually spent $1800+ to get super diarrhoea with a Twitch streamer?

Oh its also inspired by some of Wow_Mao's one liners. God that guy is so farkin funny.

Back to the jokebios though this one's got a hint of seriousness innit too. Ya know with America and Iran being dancing partners in a canal blockading contest.

Seriously though, I don't get the point of serious bios unless your running some kind of business or you're a content creator and need a place where everyone can easily access your socials.

Case in point

When I remember that Twitter Rightoids are the most unintentionally funny, female coded individuals on the platform, my faith in this platform is restored. Which is ironic considering how much they make out how they dislike women.

@SomeRando298 @nekaishi I wonder if the OP is taking notes on how to combat the rightoid grifter talking points from this thread of ours.

@SomeRando298 @nekaishi Well I guess if she doesn't include the GF in the doc at all then it would be a cut and dry case of the grifters weaponizing the girlfriends statements. I'm seeing the vision here.

You know, I read through this Doc What Sykkuno did was terrible, and I don’t like him as a person. Never watched him before either. Lying to women about your relationship to sleep with them and cheating is just flat-out wrong. It just is. It’s deplorable behavior and I sincerely hope everyone heals from the situation—and that he actually learns and becomes a better person Icelyn, and other women, deserved and deserve significantly better than him That said, something here just doesn’t sit right with me. Talking to him and acting with sincere care, pretending to be his friend, when it seems to have clearly come with the intention to screenshot everything, stab his heart psychologically as deeply as possible, do maximum damage, and farm clout off it… is kinda f*cked too On top of that, loosely framing the whole thing in a p*dophilic light—when in Icelyn's own words things only got intense ~5 years later—just feels wrong... I don’t like the guy, and I truly believe people need closure after that level of betrayal. Talking about it honestly, and expressing that hurt and betrayal felt is healthy and healing. But one wrong doesn’t justify another… He’s a cheater, a liar, and a piece of sh*t The rationale here seems, or perhaps feels somewhat to be for closure, but it also feels like it's more than that as well. The document doesn't really add anything new to the situation—it’s all stuff every single person already knew, told from another perspective. It further solidifies what we already understood Talking about our pain and how we felt from those who have wronged us is healthy, but much of this situation has felt far more than that It feels like an intent to strike maximum damage into his heart. Make him feel the pain of trusting someone while he appears to be in a vulnerable state, make him think he can open up and reminisce, only to intentionally use that moment to stab a knife through his chest, twist it, and push it in deeper while staring him in the eyes. Maybe he deserves that, maybe not It’s like we're on the outside looking into a huge messy situation that we shouldn't have been a part of to begin with. We don't know the years these women experienced, what they've felt, or been misled to believe. What we do know is he wasn’t a great person, but honestly? A lot of stuff in this situation has just seemed so wrong as well. I get that emotions can get high and he's nasty for doing what he did. Those he hurt deserve closure, and they are completely justified to feel hurt. But so much about this whole situation seems like it was all for anything but doing the right thing… Clout, pushing criminal accusations, growing a tiered p*rnography consumer base, making boatloads of money on AdSense (Youtube), strictly trying to hurt him as much as humanly possible, while all throughout completely ignoring his girlfriend, though in this case Icelyn did say she reached out to her (we're unsure if she responded, or what this entailed at all) Sykkuno's girlfriend did say she wanted this all handled privately however, and consented to none of it. If this changed for Icelyn I have no idea People have been truly hurt. I am glad to know other women likely won't be hurt by him going forward But, people intentionally trying to loosely frame him as a pedophile or a criminal predator as clickbait to do as much damage as possible and garner as much growth, money and clout as possible just doesn’t seem right to me either I honestly just hope we learn to handle these sorts of situations better in the future. This is exhausting... He’s a piece of sh*t but oh my god🤦‍♂️

@SomeRando298 @nekaishi Okay I guess take out the line about getting consent from the GF but its still is a damned if you do damned if you don't. There's no move she can take that doesn't result in abhorrent unwarranted abuse one way or the other.

@Fohat_In_Space @nekaishi that sphere of people are freaks and Tectone is a bastard in every clip I’ve seen of him go through my twitter I’m clearly against him. You stated my point exactly. There’s one line about the GF the rest is jsut about her and Syk I’m jsut saying take out that line about the GF

@Icelyn_Winter Gotta admit they are farkin funny when they malding at me in the most soy fashion possible.

@Icelyn_Winter Follow policing, insulting and blocking instantly, I'm crine 😹

After reading both the private and public apologies, I do not feel reassured. That is part of why I am choosing to share my experience now. I also believe people can make more informed decisions when they have more context, not less. Sykkuno became my friend when I was 17 and he was 28. Nothing inappropriate happened at that time, but that history shaped the trust I had in him later. docs.google.com/document/d/11Z…

@AlfieHouseEcho Its a +4 to us on promotion rivals so statistically its the best outcome.

Still positive for Saints. It’s simple now. Just need to win all three of their remaining games and hope Millwall and Ipswich drop points in one of theirs to finish in top two. (Draw with Ipswich and you need Millwall’s result to be a loss, and an Ipswich collapse.) #SaintsFC

Also no databases so no having to worry about state of the art authentication, authorization, encryption and whatever extra fees they might be charging you for also no database or as I like to call "X marks the spot" for cybercriminals.

Great thing about C++ and some JSON files you can just go the offline + local storage route and you know its going to be performant (as long as you know what you're doing which with C++ is a lot harder than one might think).

So a change of pace, who when they made their first app realized that they have to make figma sheets and then looked at the contract prices for UI/UX designers and said fuck it I'm now a programmer and UI/UX designer all in one.

@CricketopiaCom He watched your clip of Sangakara's stumping.

Wow, what a stumping, absolutely magnificent

4 points gained on promotion rivals, statistically the best outcome but maybe not the outcome Saints fans would've wanted. But I'll take it.