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A child's garden of abysmal AI slop posted by esteemed academic thinky person, @FoodProfessor 🧵

this cannot be real. Deranged madman shoots up a masjid and the BBC is focused on a nearby Hebrew school instead!

@Sundellier Several million Quebecois would beg to differ.

Reminds me when actor Wagner Moura was doing an interview in Portuguese and stop to talk to someone else in english and then came back still talking english because thats how your brain works when youre bilingual, not random words mixed in a bowl together

@corruptario Now that's not really fair! ...how the fuck are we supposed to know which one you are referring to?

This skeevy fucking lowlife.

The Israeli military has detained hundreds of activists who sailed to Gaza to break Israel’s blockade. In the face of unending genocide and impunity, they continue to challenge Israel, to keep the spotlight on ongoing genocide. At least 11 Canadians are among those taken. We're calling on the federal government to drop its usual kid gloves treatment of Israel and exert real diplomatic pressure to secure their immediate release. cbc.ca/news/world/isr…

We are finding YOUR bunker first buddy

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

They keep posting this shit but the Owen Wilson Obama biopic would make three billion dollars. It would be my favourite movie of all time.

When historians in the next century attempt to study the present era, they won’t be able to access our internet. A quarter of all the sites that existed from 2013 to 2023 are gone. There are well-funded efforts to destroy the Internet Archive. All that knowledge will be lost.

I’m seeing this video circulating these day on X. Yes, it never gets old. This is part of the interview I did in May 2025. I traveled to NYC for a pre-taped interview on MSNBC’s Weekend Primetime to discuss my Pulitzer Prize. I arrived ready to speak about my essays, my life in Gaza, and the mounting losses my wife and I had endured. However, the conversation didn’t start there. That was only the second question I was asked. The months following that interview brought even deeper grief. In August 2025, my wife lost her father in an Israeli strike. Just a month later, Israel killed my second cousin along with his wife and their four young children, aged ten, six, four, and two. Between October 2023 and May 2026, my wife and I lost over a hundred relatives. And we are still asked to humanize our murderers. And still, academic institutions and other bodies continue to penalize and condemn us simply for speaking out against these heinous crimes. Shame on you! I will not bend, I will not bow, and I will not break.

A good troll would just be reverse Brianna Wu: constantly say hyper-woke shit but then insist that you're a Republican

Alligator Alcatraz is closing after one year and wasting $1B to house 1400 immigrants. That's an eye-popping $714,285 per occupant. Everything this administration does is filled with fraud and waste. wlrn.org/2026-05-14/des…

We can all play the game.

I love the fact that Carney announces everything in Canada that is not nailed down is for sale and these clowns tout it as some sort of brilliant deep strategy achievement

"This strikes me as odd only because if a Canadian citizen died in Ukraine, would you be asking Moscow to investigate?" -- Scott McLean questions Anita Anand on Israel leading the investigation into the death of a Canadian killed by an Israeli airstrike in Lebanon

Telling the barista at Starbucks i clogged the toilet as Im leaving

*taps the sign*

800 years? Jesus Christ! No wonder he seems so weird and soulless whenever he speaks. The guy's a freaking vampire! An 800 year old libertarian vampire!

Breaks my heart to see men like this being gaslit into thinking being a "judge" is empowering when he would make such a good shirtless guy on a yacht

The only data centers we need