Mr Marvellous United

@lauriewhitwell @SullyTalkz Do we know his new wages @lauriewhitwell?

Kobbie Mainoo is signing his new Manchester United at Carrington. Running to 2031, big pay rise, secures his future. Major boost for #MUFC. After @SullyTalkz Details ⬇️ nytimes.com/athletic/71436…

@BabeChommy36286 @FabrizioRomano Easy win 🤣🤣

@FabrizioRomano Just like I said on my page easy win for psg because I know bayern can't dominate midfielder psg has upper hand to control the game from midfielder that was exactly what bayern was missing in this natch they need more creative midfielder to be a complete team

Erling Haaland: “This is football”. 📲👏🏼

@TemiloluwaAhmed @FabrizioRomano You sure about that?

😁 Harry Maguire: “I thought I was good at attacking balls and heading in the box… …until I met Casemiro. He’s the best I’ve EVER seen and worked with”.

@FabrizioRomano Even if he isn't chosen as the head coach, he has done no harm to his career with the way he has turned Manchester United around, other clubs will be watching for sure.

🚨 Michael Carrick on Man United permanent job: “It’s not something in terms of deadline that I’m really chasing”. “It will become clear when it becomes clear. I’m here at the moment to help the team and the club get results”.

@lauriewhitwell If you had asked me five months ago I would have 100% said go all in for MVDV, but after seeing him down tools for Tottenham since January I don't want that character in the dressing room.

Hopes high for Ayden Heaven + Leny Yoro in future, but Manchester United also looking at market for an established centre-back. Micky van de Ven an option in that position. Competition expected depending on Spurs season finish. Details ⬇️ #MUFC nytimes.com/athletic/72193…

@FabrizioRomano Where is the credit to David Ornstein for the story?

🚨🍒 OFFICIAL: Marco Rose, confirmed as new Bournemouth head coach from June when Andoni Iraola leaves the club.

@Parry3Ste @lauriewhitwell You clearly no fk all about football if you think Kobbie was average today. Probably best you watch another sport. Also clearly got a problem with English players that is weird in its self, and then you supporter an English team, sad really...

@lauriewhitwell What exactly did Kobbie Mainoo excel at today? I’m genuinely confused at what these English players at United do? Heaven was okay. Shaw is shite but this was one of his better games and Kobbie was as average as he’s been since he’s started under Carrick. #CarrickOut

Kobbie Mainoo excelled five days on from being ruled out v Leeds through injury. He toiled to get fit in time for Chelsea. Kept taking ball in tight areas + trusting his control. Always looked to play forward. Took a whack in back from Liam Delap but stayed on. #MUFC

@lauriewhitwell It took him 15/20mins to settle down, but after that he was solid. Mainoo was fantastic as well.

No Maguire, Martinez, De Ligt or Yoro, but #MUFC kept a clean sheet. Mazraoui did well out of position, Dalot + Shaw were strong at full-back, special mention though for Heaven, 19 years old yet plays with a composure much older. Never looks fazed.

@FabrizioRomano He believes in going backwards 😂😂

🤍🖤🔥 Eddie Howe confirms he’s staying at Newcastle: “My fire is burning very, very strongly”. “There’s loads of wood stacked up and I’m ready to put it on. I believe in this project”.

@lauriewhitwell Well he ain't lying is he.

FA have released reasons for Harry Maguire ban. Fourth official Matt Donahue alleges Maguire said: “You’re all a fucking joke.” Maguire’s defence: “I said something along lines of, ‘it is a fucking joke.’” Commission preferred Donahue testimony ⬇️ nytimes.com/athletic/71981…

@PhilFunited @StretfordPaddck @lauriewhitwell 100% agree mate.

@FootballGods002 @StretfordPaddck @lauriewhitwell It’s disgusting way being treated as a club

🚨 BREAKING: Harry Maguire has been hit with an extra one-match ban after an FA misconduct charge. He’ll miss the Chelsea fixture as a result. [@lauriewhitwell] #MUFC

@DaveThePapLpool @StretfordPaddck @lauriewhitwell Makes zero sense that the FA has waited 26 days to confirm Maguire is getting an extra one match ban, someone has clearly taking the opportunity and called in a "favour" to someone of influence in the FA

@FootballGods002 @StretfordPaddck @lauriewhitwell Several.

🚨⚠️ Raphinha tells TNT Sports: “I think the round was completely stolen from us”.

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC Overhyped because he is English.

🚨 Newcastle United owners continue to support Eddie Howe, with all parties intending to evaluate manager situation in summer. Review + any contingency work seen by those involved as normal - no serious talks yet over #NUFC head coach change @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/71923…

@Silencercrypt @FabrizioRomano You mean a 32 year old man...

@FabrizioRomano You’re struggling with relegation and look at the type of players you’re going for? What does a 40 yrs old man have to offer you in the premier league?

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Tottenham have a verbal agreement to sign Andy Robertson in June 2026, all terms in place. Nothing signed/sealed yet as staying in Premier League will be a key factor ahead of proceeding. Robertson, ready to pick #THFC project if relegation battle has positive outcome.

@FabrizioRomano How embarrassing lol

🏟️💗 Inter Miami’s new stadium ‘Nu Stadium’ has been presented tonight… …and Leo Messi scores the first goal for Inter Miami, under the special ‘Leo Messi Stand’ dedicated to him. 🇺🇸

@FabrizioRomano Van Dijk won't be happy with that comment lol

🚨 Dominik Szoboszlai: “The fighting spirit wasn't there enough, the mentality wasn't there enough”. “When you do something and there is no result for it it makes no sense. We had chances and missed them, we conceded an easy penalty. We lose 4-0. We cannot concede as much as we concede. Nothing else to say”.

@FabrizioRomano Left footed assist lol, didn't know we was mentioning the specific foot when one give an assist now 🤦🏻‍♂️

🎁🇧🇷 Neymar Jr, back with a left footed assist for Santos tonight. OneCarlosAlberto on Instagram 🎥

@IamKing_Adesina @JacobsBen What bollocks 😂😂

@JacobsBen "Since Maguire dropped in form after that big move to Manchester United under Ten Hag, the guy never fully got himself back man Pressure, tactics, everything just hit different and e never recover properly. Now this one too? Rough times for Harry."

The FA confirm Harry Maguire has been charged for improper conduct after being sent off against a Bournemouth. He has until April 2 to provide a response.