Samuel Paty
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Samuel Paty
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Here I am sharing short funny stories. All characters and stories are fictional and any coincidence with real life characters are unintentional. +18


از لحاظ زیبایی بصری انفجار خارج از جو


President Trump: "As I announced earlier, based on preliminary conversations between the United States and Iran over the past two days, I've directed the Dept of War to temporarily postpone planned strikes against major energy and electricity targets in Iran...to determine whether a broader agreement can be reached," "Now, Iran has one more opportunity to end its threats to America and our allies, and we hope they take it. Either way, America and the entire world will soon be much safer."



«تراپیست بودن تو ایران مثل آتشنشان بودن تو جهنمه»






🚨 “If Iran doesn’t FULLY OPEN, WITHOUT THREAT, the Strait of Hormuz, within 48 HOURS from this exact point in time, the United States of America will hit and obliterate their various POWER PLANTS, STARTING WITH THE BIGGEST ONE FIRST…” - President DONALD J. TRUMP



IRGC spokesman in English to Trump: "Hey Trump, you are fired! You are familiar with this sentence. Thank you for your attention to this matter." 🤣🤣🤣














