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When Salah, Mane, Coutinho and Firmino are on the pitch together, one of them scores every 23 minutes.

i’ll ask a ouija board before i ask chatgpt

@_Zeets Another insane one is how happy they are never to help their friends like move or give a lift to the airport etc...like what?

I know people love to announce how much they love canceled/canceling plans and not leaving the house, but as someone who also loves being at home as well, I want to say that you should try to see your friends as often as you can.

Shoutout to 1080p: the people's 4K

Sorry notts forest fans but unlike you Mr Dijk doesn’t cross lines, be it offside or picket.

@desusnice The first Desus Pieces was really fun. Nice to see you back back.

this is beautiful, we gotta give people their flowers while they're still with us

@ps2startupintro Can't believe how bad they've been. 1 win in 13 or something? Shocking stuff.

if Brighton got it to 1-1 I think we still would’ve won. Hurzeler has got them playing some woeful football past few weeks and not surprised seeing on here they’ve turned on him

@CalvLyfeson Fitness is a massive issue for us and that isn't getting turned around until pre season. Not a coincidence we looked absoultely goosed by the 70th minute of every game.

It's just horrible. I also don't think any new appointment is changing it short term. This season is fucked. It's about the future now and I don't think Slot is the person to carry us forward.

Slot isn't turning to this around. We're living in the moment where the club are doing the "right thing" by giving him every opportunity to come out the other side of it. But we all know it isn't going to happen.

how it feels to never use chatgpt

Mr. Beast doesn’t have the light in his eyes that living human beings have. If you look in his eyes, it’s like looking at the whiteness of death.

Don’t read many articles on how Michael Edwards is very clever whilst klopp was very dim these days do you

Go Canes and Abolish Ice

this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family

@t_manning92 Loving the late night #tomthoughts

@flataboveashop the Lyon injury and the Starc warnings have definitely made this more interesting than I was expecting

@For_Sure_No They largely have been but I’ve got a feeling they’re gonna do this

Good as they’ve been, they (The Boys) always have to leave the door ajar, don’t they. Get bored or flat when there’s no peril #Ashes2025

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