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@PATreasury How comforting to find out that the people RUNNING our government feel so personally incompetent that they would rather have the government spend their money.
Beyond parody.
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Frazzled Analyst
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"pronouns in bio" is an undefeated heuristic
Katılım Ocak 2016
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@hagov_berlin ideas like this are why mexico is a third-world garbage heap.
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Totalmente enamorado de esta propuesta de bandera planetaria. Un circulo azul para representar nuestro planeta, y el resto transparente para que el fondo sea parte de la bandera
Amorgosoid🇭🇷🇪🇺@amorgosoid
@PunishedAlbert The One World Flag is easily the best (transparent so the background is incorporated into the flag)
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@BuenoForMiami There is no topic more fraught with moralistic lunacy than the anti-spanking movement.
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Spanking your kids is teaching them to resolve their emotional conflicts with violence.
You’re not parenting them, you’re teaching them the same traumas your parents put on you. It’s time to evolve and teach kids to deal with their emotions in a meaningful and positive way.
Luke Johansson@LMJofficially
@BuenoForMiami @FoundationDads I raised 3 kids, and they all got spankings. Somehow, they're all doing well.
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@raccoon_r Would this have counted as a domestic violence scene?
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I don’t care what anyone says, this ending would have been perfect. The fandom wanted to see Deep actually fight back instead of getting taken out so easily. 🤷♂️💯
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@Queen_primis 90% of married men will immediately relate. Even if you have a good, happy marriage. Family/relationships are a resource drain. Worth it, but draining nonetheless.
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A woman said her husband started waking up at 5AM every morning to “go for walks.”
For 3 months straight.
One day she got curious and secretly followed him.
Turns out, the man had been walking to a nearby gas station every morning before work 😭
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@Timcast @ScottMGreer This is part of it, but only part of it. The other sad reality is that Shapiro, who was by far the largest show, got deep into the weeds with his own petty rivalries and obsessions, and became unbearable to listen to
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Daily Wire overexerted during the post COVID era.
During COVID podcast viewership was insane and following the political landscape was heated
Money was really good.
Daily Wire spent massively on big movies, hiring sprees, documentaries.
Now that the Culture war has subsided, Trump and GOP have won, and a new political landscape is emerging the only direction you can go is down if youre on top.
Market is dividing and they have to retract.
I doubt they are in any real distress.
Likely they are cutting back from the excesses of the culture war era.
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Never forget when MythBusters covered a Ford Taurus in modelling clay and scooped out 1,082 dimples to see if the aerodynamics of golf ball dimples could scale to a car.
It worked: a dimpled Taurus was more fuel efficient than the standard one (to make sure the cars weighed the same, the team put the same amount of clay in the trunk of the car on the non-dimpled tests).
Across ~300 episodes, the Golf Dimple Car was one of their most surprising results.
Just an absolute got damn classic and probably the most visually absurd of their experiments.
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@saikatc "Democrats are not allowed to have standards. Party above all"
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Jake Auchincloss is essentially endorsing Susan Collins in Maine. Absolutely no excuse for a Democrat in the House to back a Republican for Senate in a crucial swing seat.
Auchincloss should be primaried. His primary election is September 1 in a safe, D+11 seat.
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡@PollTracker2024
In an interview with CNN on Monday, Rep. Jake Auchincloss (D-MA) says he finds Graham Platner's tattoo disqualifying and hopes Maine voters agree with him Auchincloss: “I find that tattoo and his commentary about it to be personally disqualifying. I hope Maine voters agree with me.” #MaineSenate
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@s_m_marandi Hezbollah nearly exclusively fires rockets indiscriminately into civilian centers. Please do not make me defend Israel. 🤮
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Hezbollah strikes tanks, while the Zionists bomb apartment blocks, and Western journalists and diplomats pretend that they represent the civilized world. They are the barbarians of our time.
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I am not defending boomers, but they did generally live pretty cheap in their 20s
Going out for coffee was insane. You threw Yuban into tiur Mr Coffe and put it in a thermos
Eating out meant a trip to Pizza Hut maybe once a month
Vacation was driving to a campsite
Allie ✞@allie__voss
Every time these conversations start we go in circles, but two things can be true: 1) It is harder financially to get ahead than it was for previous generations 2) Many young people have insane issues with overconsumption and it's become so normalized they don't even realize
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@greggutfeld @RichardGrenell Head count larger than the audience
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And it’s the reason they were canceled. That head count is more than most decent sized businesses. For 3 jokes a night, at best.
Brian Stelter@brianstelter
One of the great group shots of "The Late Show" staff posing on stage:
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Everybody in the world wants an elegant and progressive solution to the maternity leave problem and there simply isn’t one. Babies need their mothers for 3 years and businesses need workers who don’t leave for 3 years. The only solution would have been to not create the problem.
Andrea D. Huberwoman, Ph.D.@thegenesisbl0ck
8 weeks of maternity leave isn’t enough. Neither is 3 months, 6 months or 1 year. Attachment theory research shows that babies need their primary caregiver (most often mom) far longer than a few months, ideally for the first 3 years. Longer maternity leave leads to better mother-infant interactions which results in a more secure attachment at 24 months. Babies are so sensitive that even any mother-baby separation for more than a week (1 week!) under the age of 2 has been shown to predict higher child negativity at age 3 and higher aggression at both age 3 and age 5. You can never convince me that anything about women working corporate jobs is natural.
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@JohnCleese Sadly incorrect. The majority of muslims would not actively participate in the radical movements, but they tacitly support the causes.
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Missing the point completely
If the majority of Muslims - the non-radical ones -
are not in favour of radical Islam, could some of them start speaking out and saying so
What is the reason why they are not doing this ?
Maliq@MasterMaliq
Radical Muslims are less than 1% of 2 BILLION Muslims. Yet you people judge the entire religion by the actions of a tiny minority? Be honest you just hate Muslims. Period.
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@MWUZUKURU_ ah yes, the fashion of the tennis shoe with the comfort of a stiletto. What more could you want?
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Who’s gonna know? This lady lives in another century
The Elliot@TheElliot__
Drop a video from your gallery… let it speak louder than words 🔥
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@Pai_estovir My dude you had to go back 500 years to find the last time catholics did something useful or impressive.
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Quando os islâmicos estavam dominando o mundo e perseguindo os cristãos, não foram os protestantes que defenderam o cristianismo, que guardaram as relíquias, as tradições, e heranças da fé; foram os católicos, cruzados, templários, monges e padres.
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@samarii_x I absolutely love that all the millennial responses to ways they could reasonably save a ton of money is "but I don't want to."
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This is…very privileged. Who tf wants to eat sandwiches for lunch all the time. Sandwiches are also not lunch ideas that provide proper nutrition. A bunch of processed bullshit and hella sodium
Joel Berry@JoelWBerry
A little-known hack: 2 slices of Aldi wheat bread: $0.17 3 oz of Aldi deli turkey: $0.86 1 slices Aldi cheddar: $0.15 1 condiment of your choice: $0.02 1 apple: $0.53 1 hard boiled egg: $0.14 5 carrot sticks: $0.17 Cold water from the tap: $0.01 Total: $2.05 You can do this.
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@harukaawake As an outsider, absolutely do not allow foreigners to desecrate your country. They should never see the sun again.
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🇯🇵⛩️ If it turns out that temple/shrine fires in Japan were caused by foreign nationals, what should be the punishment?
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@KiraBrook @prowrstlngstrng as the apparently only millennial to not be broke, hopeless, and a rent-slave, I may be the ONLY one qualified to talk on the issue.
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@FrazzledAnalyst @prowrstlngstrng riiiight. There you go. So when millennials were told by EVERYONE go to college or die poor, they made the wrong choice.
Great example of why you are not qualified in reality to talk on this issue.
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@KiraBrook @prowrstlngstrng you're right, it's not because I'm smarter. Literally any of my fellow millennials could do it if they tried.
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@FrazzledAnalyst @prowrstlngstrng It's just really wrong for you, having made it (somehow) judging others who clearly could not make it. It's not b/c you're smarter: I guarantee you.
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@KiraBrook @prowrstlngstrng there are crazy life hacks like "living somewhere affordable" and "not paying for a useless college degree"
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@KiraBrook @prowrstlngstrng yeah, and that's a retarded mentality that keeps them poor.
I grew up never eating out, all my clothes second hand. Paid for my own college tuition. I learned not to spend money on stupid things and now I'm not poor.
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