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@ClownWorld I bet that bitch is fun as hell to hang with til she always starts pulling shit like this.

A couple stops their white Subaru Outback right in the middle of traffic in Auburn, WA with the passenger door wide open. The woman with glasses leans out yelling and making faces while the man in the white shirt joins the chaos on the highway. Peak reckless behavior did they really think this was okay?

@Bubblebathgirl Sushi 🍣 exception

Eating rice with your hand is gross. Eating pizza with your hand isn’t. That’s just reality. Deal with it. (Video: AI)

@amazing13_13 “Mice.” 🐭

My friend has a cat that caught 27 mice in one night, then arranged them like this all by himself, as if to show off his achievement.

@elonmusk Thought in a state with 35,000,000 people it would be higher.

@elonmusk 22 thousand what? Cars sold?

Tesla

@MarcAg_ Fuck you

Can the smashburger fad just die already. These super thin burgers are trash. Give me a good old not smashed burger that I can really sink my teeth into. And don’t try to come at me in the replies trying to talk me into smashburgers are where it’s at

@its_The_Dr What’s war good for?

What is wrong with her?

@akafaceUS Thought that dog was a possum.

DID HE PICKUP THAT DROPPED FRY?

@CuriosityonX Duh.

If aliens requested a meeting with a sole individual to represent the human race, whom should we send?

@lynnek2005 Dude. I want a slide so bad right now. Won't have to help grandma down the stairs no more

Ultimate suite reveal on Royal Caribbean for the family! It's only $42K for 7 nights! If you have $42K to spend on a vacation, would you Royal Caribbean? It's true that money can buy happiness! 🤣🤣🤣

@WallStreetApes This was a mistake. Please send postage to my cashapp @ $reallyFritoLays1838276 and we'll get 16 more chips sent to you real quick.

This is literally insane This bag of chips is from the new Frito-Lay ‘Simply’ Variety 30 Pack at Sam’s Club This is the amount of chips they put in the bags This isn’t shrinkflarion anymore, it’s fraud We are being robbed blind. This box is $16 and look how many chips you get Americans have to keep speaking out against this

@senator_snips RIP Casey Jones

Relapsing tonight in honor of Spirit Airlines. It's been almost 2 months since I've gotten high and I have a lot going on so I feel like I deserved this. RIP Spirit, thank you for multiple round trip flights for less than $200 total, you will be sorely missed! #spirit

@lady_valor_07 Beer and onion rings. And that lady's tiddy from the last tweet I saw about breastfeeding.

Fries aren’t available, what are you having with this burger?

@otokyo__ Change lighting

I have tried everything from white vinegar to soaking. Please help.

@LASHYBILLS Prolly got a lawncare business. I got a guitar.

To celebrate his high school graduation, a proud mother surprised her son with the lawnmower he had always dreamed of owning.

@MLBShotsFired Not even the Detroit Tigers?! MLB baseball is boring live unless your kid is playing.

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

@gofishh77 Not in 1990-Y2K it wasn't

Is this a deal? $39 Texas Roadhouse has this deal for 4 burgers, side of large fries, a large salad and a bunch of rolls. This looks like a good deal to me.

@GayRepublicSwag I harbor a demon that only allows me to date republicans but I still have my weenus.

I’m trying to prove a point! If you’re a Republican seeing this, let me know in the comments if you hate gay people. If you’re a gay person seeing this, go to the comments and see what people are saying. It might surprise you!

@KarMother1234 @Bigfolksjr @MiddleEast_Eng Okay.

@Bigfolksjr @FreeMefo60388 @MiddleEast_Eng Bad company and social media are ruining the world. Children do not need to be hit for discipline. You can give children love & tell them between right & wrong.

The woman, who had been named "Ideal Teacher" that same year, was arrested for allegedly beating her 12-year-old son with a belt. During the filming of the incident, her 24-year-old brother explained that his mother had subjected him to the same violence throughout his life.

@RT_com I think it’s funny.

Candace posts Trump 'adviser sex tape' unzipping pants & exposing Loomer's body count Loomer 'speaks to President regularly, advising him on our foreign policy🤢'