Casey Jones

Probably the most toxic thing I’ll ever post but I genuinely miss the time I was an alcoholic. Life was peaceful, it made sense and the days were easier. It felt like that episode of South Park in which people with Asperger’s drank alcohol ‘to break the Matrix’ 🫩

ボーボー女子は嫌ですよね？

@Juiceconcentrat blow

@senator_snips Speed or blow?

Relapsing tonight in honor of Spirit Airlines. It's been almost 2 months since I've gotten high and I have a lot going on so I feel like I deserved this. RIP Spirit, thank you for multiple round trip flights for less than $200 total, you will be sorely missed! #spirit

@ArchaicMachine fuck the Biden DOJ, also Elizabeth Warren is a retard

@senator_snips Speaking of round trips. Boooooy did I lose money on that merger denial.

@JuliaGulia621 thank ya

@senator_snips 😢 well tomorrow is a new day❤️

@JuliaGulia621 your analysis is largely correct. I am also just thrifty though. I bought the desk used on fb marketplace for 20 bucks. Just like with Spirit Airlines, I always seek the best deal

@senator_snips Everything from the plywood desk, the spirit credit card, the $5 bill and the disgusting plate pattern… screams depression

@ermlizabeth I'm a straight man but yeah you're not wrong

spirit airlines going under is an astronomical blow to the pathetic lesbian community

@x4ckl precisely, you must pulverize it for maximum absorbtion

@senator_snips Ah. You smashed the rocks under the five dollar bill and then scrape the top of the bill with the spirit credit card one of my favorite techniques. Now I have to take a shit.

@0xRuin_ @zfeiftocrypto yeah at least this way I spend less money than at the bar

@zfeiftocrypto @senator_snips Actually doing cocaine at home is better so you can speed run being a piece of shit instead of going clubbing routinely & thinking it’s normal without ever questioning your own decision

If I posted every line I take , your timelines would be flooded

@ascension_lg @Hikaru_Chansey holy shit thank you, I definitely don't want to inhale any dangerous microplastics while I'm snorting blow

@Hikaru_Chansey @senator_snips Don’t do this, Plastic can attach itself to the blow and will then go in your nose.

Getting the whole country addicted to gambling while knowing that gambling addiction leads to some of the highest suicide rates. Kind of seems like they want us dying to me.

Got fucked by spirit so I’m extending my trip and going to Sedona for a few days yolo

Nude (1949) #Photography by Louis Victor Emmanuel Sougez

truecel can yearn

@biohekur whiskey w ginger ale actually

@senator_snips Is that brain matter in the jar

A girl I know just went scorched earth on her boyfriend and posted his porno search history on her instagram story

My trip to Jamaica is canceled now due to spirit

@DickBlandTrackr duhh

@senator_snips That better be a hot plate otherwise it’s amateur hour.

Just bought this bad boy on Temu 😏