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BREAKING: Never leave this earth without Knowing Jesus, Pass it on your timeline.

@stilldey4u Make I dey bath with cold water everytime. Hhaha

27 SACRED BRO CODES 1. Don't rape. 2. A man doesn't cook delicious food, it's gayish. 3. Two naked men are not supposed to be in the same room. 4. A bro doesn't bathe with hot water; he respects his two eggs. 5. A bro should know when to leave. 6. A bro should not ask a fellow bro his name; he should call him "bro," "sir," "chairman," "Mr.," etc. 7. As a bro, when you remove your shoes, they must emit a heavy, strong, and intoxicating odour; your presence should be felt from afar, like the stench of a he-goat. 8. A bro must know the signal to leave the room when a bro's girl is around.

My uber driver went to Stanford at 16. Got his PHD at 24 in math and econ. Then taught quantum physics at Berkeley for 40 years. Now… he’s retired, drives Uber once a week, and donates all the profits. You are amazing, Professor Paul.

One olè, òle, alápá má ṣ'iṣé kan will watch Ìfé's proposal video now and confidently tell herself that she deserves the same or even more, believing it to be the "bare minimum" her man should do for her. DELULU IS THE NEW SOLULU, or how do you all phrase it again? 🤣😆😊

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Fuck all of you that went to that pastor’s concert by the way, you people are a disgrace You, the pastor and everyone that showed up to the experience it won’t be well with all of you.

@iamdbigjoe @Ms_FaithV Damn!!! 700 tan!! fear woman! You wl b like you parents deserve that not you.

@Ms_FaithV It's very bad. I met one that lives in London. I was happy when we started talking because she is a nurse and 30 plus. Then few weeks after we started our lovey dovey calls,she asked me to pay for her house rent, 💷 700. I didn't say no or yes,ghosting straig

You leave Nigeria, go abroad, get a decent job to take care of yourself, but your 'longerthroat' is still making you do beggi beggi with men. No decorum, no class. I swear, many Nigerian women are never leaving the trenches of entitlement. 😪😪

Most relationships fail because the woman forgets that her man’s happiness also matters.

The High Court has ruled calling a man "bald" can be considered sexual harassment.

@MrMekzy_ Bread

If $2 million on the line and you have to eat the same thing for 21 days straight for you to win it. What are you eating?

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Doing ministry in 2024 is different frm the 90s. A pastor friend in Canada shared how a man who used to be disabled got healed in one of their services & he sued the church because he would be losing the disability support from the government now that he's no longer disabled.😂

If you are a Nigerian professor with a research lab in the U.S./Canada and you don’t have a single Nigerian in your research group, I’ll like to know why.

@ThvnderCat Goodness and mercy shall follow you

I was in the UK opening breast for my man in Nigeria and we just got married o, make everybody do the one wey make sense for them abeg 🙏

Some of these abroad friends are crazy people walahi…You’ll not pick calls or reply WhatsApp messages but you’ll be changing status and dropping motivational quotes and videos… When they arrive Nigeria without telling anyone, after a week you’ll be calling us to come meet you at a lounge that you’re around… I’m sorry bro, I’m busy, you don see lazy man wey no get work..Oti mimu na lo to si Eleda mi nah…

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Fellow men, Remember, Never join a family. Instead, start one. The owner of the well will never queue up for water. If you buy land with a graveyard, you must allow the owner to occasionally visit the site to pay his respect. You'll never succeed where another man failed. Simps won't listen. Cucks won't understand. Beta are optionless. The game is brutal but still fair. Listen or just perish. Join me to be a better man. #RemainAman

@DrJohnAfam I'm interested

I would do a free IELTS class In October If you plan on writing the exam before the end of the year, indicate so i can send you more details

@Shola_timi Amen

Dear PG students, I pray for you today that you will not be awarded your Masters or Doctoral degree posthumously. Amen.

@Allure_scent @dammiedammie35 Selling ur sense for eba