@CllrRossLambie Did they cut a few inches off the bottom to make them Covid safe?
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Phil
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@Freeman_1001
Pronouns: me, myself and I - Adjectives: Handsome, brilliant - Badges? Badges! We don't need no stinking badges!
Manchester, England Katılım Ocak 2015
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I ain’t no mathematical genius but I make that £31,400 per fire door…. I’d say (as a Chartered Architect) that is roughly 10x the correct cost.
Agent P@AgentP22
Only the SNP could build a “state-of-the-art” hospital… then spend another £15.7m fixing basic safety failures like FIRE DOORS. Total incompetence. Paid for by taxpayers.
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@doris_from As long as it's not gammon. That was exhausting last time.
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RIP Dame Jenni Murray. At the very centre of Woman’s Hour for more than 30 years, you became an icon. Time to put your feet up. Sweet dreams Jenni!
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@TheSimonEvans There was nothing to stop him having a flat white every day a minute after sun down like a Mohammedan Aperol Spritz.
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Briefly thought he was fading away entirely but alas no. Just a match up between check, shadows and paving cracks. Shame.
Sadiq Khan@SadiqKhan
After a month of fasting dawn to dusk - never has a flat white tasted so good. Eid Mubarak! ☕️
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@FraserNelson Suicidal empathy has been a regrettable feature of certain establishment Jews and Jewish organisations.
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Powerful editorial from the Jewish News in defence of the iftar in Trafalgar Square.
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@BasilTheGreat If i receive a £1,000 in welfare and spend it, I haven't "contributed" anything to the economy. In fact, I've damaged it by being a drain on the productive.
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Amazing self own from Naz Shah
She claims Muslims contribute £70 Billion to the UK economy each year
The UK economy is approx. £2.56 Trillion per year
That's just 2.7%, yet Muslims make up 7% of the population
Proving they are in fact a drain on our society
Naz Shah MP@NazShahBfd
Dear British Muslims, Tomorrow is Eid. Research shows Ramadan spending boosts the economy by £1.3bn, on top of an annual contribution of £70bn. I'm sure you want to celebrate - but spend too much, grow the economy a little too fast, and it might be seen as "dominating" 😳😬
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@ElvenCacak As 1980s golf course secret service agent clobber goes. I'll nod it through.
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Coming over here, taking jobs from good English drug dealers. It's not on.
Daily Mail@DailyMail
Asylum seekers jailed for using migrant hotel room to run country lines drug network trib.al/CrKI4Bl
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@SartorialThug @71Tonka How much is the pay for the post of "women's' kickboxing tit wrangler"?
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@71Tonka If she needs someone else in her corner, I could be available
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And just like that @SartorialThug became an obsessive kick boxing fan.
SuperSisi@SuperSisi
She knew it was going to happen. Her opponent knew it was going to happen. The referee knew it was going to happen. Camera man: You had one job
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@thesundaysport @MysteriosoX That is Pullitzer Prize winning journalism.
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It's a minor point, but Ed Miliband was brought up in an agreeable Hampstead house gifted to his Marxist academic father by a mysterious anonymous donor who wasn't, and I'd like to make this absolutely clear, the Soviet Union
Tim Shipman@ShippersUnbound
EXC: My Iran deep dive, which the Telegraph has splashed on this morning 🚨Starmer wanted to let the US use Dieo Garcia to attack Iranian missile sites last Friday. The defence secretary John Healey supported him at the NSC. But his ministers, led by 'petulant' Ed Miliband, stopped him 🚨Chief of the Defence staff had to tell the Americans how to frame their request on Saturday so ministers could agree it on Sunday. 48 hours lost and with it UK credibility with allies 🚨We've have all thought Richard Hermer was the main blockage. Actually it was Milband, Reeves, Cooper and Mahmood. A PM who can't carry his own war cabinet spectator.com/article/whose-…
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@NickDixon It's so sad future generations will never experience the innocent pleasure of shouting out "Chelsea Rent Boys" at a game. Just another thing they took from us.
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Can’t believe I’ve gone from an entire Hope Not Hate hit piece dedicated to me, to not even a mention in their annual Hate Awards 😢
Sorry everyone. I can only promise to get a lot more racist this year.
I thought I was at maximum already, but one can always give a bit more 🙏
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In men it also causes irreparable damage to your reputation, a condition called "skinny jeaned wanker syndrome"
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Wearing skinny jeans can cause nerve damage in your legs, a condition called "tingling thigh syndrome."
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@SartorialThug Ladyboy?
I don't find them attractive. It's just confusing.
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🚨Tomorrow at 8:30am I will be revealing on X a truly shocking scandal about the barmaid at my local with the incredibly jiggly upper works.
It’s appalling.
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
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RIP Neil Sedaka. A giant and ever-present of the music scene across six decades, as both writer and performer. Breaking up is hard to do, you sang. Isn’t it just. The world seems a little Sedaka tonight. Sweet dreams Neil.
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@mattwridley @ret_ward I think this discussion always misses the point. Even if sold on open market, it is still a highly value added commodity which will create a great deal of value (wages, taxes, profit) in the UK, unlike value destroying "green" energy or energy obtained from foreign sources.
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He does not know that gas prices vary from region to region, unlike oil prices, because of the cost of liquefying & transporting it? Shale gas from the UK could be far cheaper than imported gas. When ignorance gets to $40 a litre, I want the drilling rights to @ret_ward's head.
Bob Ward@ret_ward
Duh! @toadmeister clearly does not understand how the European gas market works. North Sea gas is sold at the market price and not at a discount to the UK.
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@PaulCoxComedy @jonlis1 @PatrickChristys @GBNEWS "I've always been against the nanny state.." Yeh, apart from nearly everything I've ever said before.
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40 seconds in the life of a satirical broadcaster working with @jonlis1 on @PatrickChristys Late Edition for @GBNEWS 😅
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