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Pulling the strip of paper off my exam booklet so I can seal it closed😩 twitter.com/Iosernigga/sta…

The girl Flo Rida sings about in Low was wearing apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur, baggy sweatpants, AND reeboks with the straps all at the same time so we must conclude that she was, in fact, a centaur. In this essay I will

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Me reading tweets about the Save the 8th rally

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If you’re Irish and being all gushy and saying saying things like “it’s international women’s day wewww go women 🙌🏻💕” today but being completely silent about #RepealThe8th, you need to gerrah grip tbqh 🤷🏻‍♂️

Dodging flyers during election campaigns like

Nah fam: RTÉ 1: 1 RTÉ 2: 2 TV3: 3 TG4: 4 twitter.com/kd526/status/9…

The rest of the country @ Tallaght right now #StormEmma #Lidl

Question of the hour: is it #Lidl #StormEmma

NEVER in my 18 years of life have I done this, but God told me to. This is a dog I found on the side of a dirt road, with a HUGE tumor hanging from her belly. She has the calmest soul I’ve ever met. In my bio, you can find a link that will redirect you to a go-fund-me page.

Mood: my Dad muting the TV because God Save the Queen started playing

Uno if u blow out your mouth like ‘haaaaah’ u get warm breath but if u blow out like ‘whooooooh’ it comes out cool air

When you've just seen your 2336th tweet about bread

Idk how people find their soulmates in college, it's been 6 months and i still haven't found out where the SU offices are

When the lecture is about to end early but then a mature student asks a question

High school (Teacher who barely got through school and managed to get a teaching degree): my name is Ms. Johnson and you will call me as such College (Professor who is a top individual in their field with multiple degrees, maybe a PHD): hey guys what's up my name's Matt