Zach Frey

@Wetherholt2HOF Accordingly

JJ how will you respond tomorrow

I'll accept this loss if it means that its the last start Miles Mikolas makes for this franchise. I am done watching 91 mph right down the middle to every batter.

DFA Mikolas mid-game

@KDTrey5 Why can’t this man let anybody have their flowers without throwing himself in the conversation? 😂

Final: Cardinals 8, Cubs 7.

Lars Nootbaar

Steph scores 17, plays no defense & his team wins: He’s in goat convo! Joker scores 13 on 30% FG, plays no defense & his team wins: Best in the World! LeBron scores 28, plays DPOY level defense at age 40, & his team loses: It’s his fault! I wished LeBron had that protection.

While LeBron gets heavily criticized for having 25-9-6 in the playoffs in year 22, Kobe and MJ ended their careers on losing teams and statpadding just to average 20ppg and people couldn't be more proud Heavy is the crown so they say

LeBron thus far this series: 👑 1st — RPG (9.5) 👑 1st — APG (5.5) 👑 1st — SPG (2.0) 👑 1st — BPG (2.3) 👑 1st — FG% (51%) 👑 1st — OREB (10) 👑 1st — DREB (28) 👑 2nd — PPG (26.3) 👑 2nd — MP (40.8) 👑 2nd — 3P% (39.1) 👑 2nd — FGM (34) Year 22. Age 40. “He needs to do more!” 🤣

@FanDuelSN_MW what kind of dog shit operation are you guys running and why can’t I watch the Cardinals game

@WestSeaSpirit @PalmerLuckey Oh my, some people are even more stupid than I had originally thought

@PalmerLuckey Eliminate teachers across America and make them private or freelancers. It's a waste of money and it's a waste of time for the children and teenagers. They need to learn job skills and how to run a business. Way better than dumb school! Trades as well.

What will happen in broader academia when clear scientific consensus is that AI-assisted education delivers better outcomes than 3.8M teachers currently do?

Listen, make fun of Colby Covington all you want but listen he may not have won tonight, he may not be the best striker, he may talk trash better than he fights, he may not have any wins over any active ranked fighters

@_ms_izzy @ChickfilA Go back in the morning and get their breakfast chicken burrito and thank me later. But for now Spicy Deluxe with mac and cheese.

Guys I’m trying @ChickfilA for the first time; what do I get????

Thank you @Cardinals for trading Tommy Edman, I love seeing him play meaningful baseball games!

@JoshuaKarty hey bub I just wanted to let you know that you single handedly destroyed my $5,000 payout. Idk how you even make it to the league doing the shit that you did today. Sign me up, I’ll miss PATs and 30 yard field goals for a few million.

@JoshuaKarty you ought not have a job after today little buddy. Just sayin. You are REALLY bad.

When you’re trying to say what’s up to everyone at the party and your boy who’s 17 beers deep can’t believe you showed up

@barstoolsports Can’t wait for these cops to get fired. Not a Dolphin fan, not a Tyreek fan. But I absolutely cannot wait to see the news that these boys were fired.

Body cam footage of the Tyreek Hill incident has been released

@NbaK824 Damn some of these satire twitter accounts go too far sometimes.

@zachlanebryan I’m just a guy and my opinion means dogshit to you. But man I’d fuckin scream the lyrics to Hope Again at a live show. Let You Down and Traveling Man too. Those are the songs that I immediately start over when they are over just to hear it one more time, every time.