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Eustace Calzone

Eustace Calzone

@FriedEggDesigns

Iowa City, IA Katılım Şubat 2020
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Waluigi@Sundownhasher·
@CarterNixon Make another MJ post piggy, your rent is due
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CarterNixon@CarterNixon·
They are in denial about every aspect of this dude it’s unreal
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Eustace Calzone
Eustace Calzone@FriedEggDesigns·
@Talk_2_Em_Chris You want a neutral base for flavorful toppings. How do people not get this? It's like topping a heavily seasoned fried rice with curry. It's just overkill. You're overwhelming your tastebuds and not fully enjoying any part of the dish.
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nyx 🏹 loves kotone!
nyx 🏹 loves kotone!@0ctoberfullmoon·
europeans log on twitter and say some shit like “AMERICANS DON’T HAVE BREAD IN GROCERY STORES??” with 100% seriousness like what are you talking about
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Meghan McCain@MeghanMcCain·
I don’t want to hear one more fucking criticism of Trump’s new ballroom at the White House.
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illusionsMD
illusionsMD@illusionsMD·
@alfkkifine In today's episode of comparing two things that are not close to the same.... Doing the sex work vs taking advantage of the sex work. Same thing. I have paid a mechanic to work on my car. Therefore I am mechanic :)
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k@alfkkifine·
Men: "I wouldn't date a woman who's ever been a stripper” In that case, I wouldn't date a man who's ever been to a strip club. Men: “I wouldn't date a woman who's ever done porn” In that case too, I wouldn't date a man who's ever watched porn. You're the reason sex workers and porn exist. Porn exists because men are the demand to the supply. If you disdain sex workers, you don’t get to consume their labour. As they say in the industry, "Men jack off with the left hand and point with the right."
k@alfkkifine

what opinion about men do you have that makes people feel like this???

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Eustace Calzone
Eustace Calzone@FriedEggDesigns·
@MJJsourceEU @Variety Nice banner, you freakish cultist. Why don't you go buy another movie ticket as tithe to your god of child molestation.
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Brandon Penny
Brandon Penny@MJJsourceEU·
There is a mountain of evidence against them, and their fraudulent behavior has been thoroughly documented by the media. These are not new or unknown people; they are clearly identified and captured in every possible recording, which proves that the only victim is Michael. A victim of fraudsters, parasites, psychopaths, and sociopaths.
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Variety@Variety·
Michael Jackson’s estate is facing a new wave of molestation allegations from four siblings who say they were groomed and abused for years, and that many handlers in Jackson’s entourage willingly enabled it all. “Michael Jackson was a serial child predator who, over the course of more than a decade, drugged, raped and sexually assaulted each of the Plaintiffs, beginning when some of them were as young as seven or eight. Jackson’s attacks on these siblings went on for extended periods, including in locations around the world and when Jackson and his children were guests in Plaintiffs’ family home,” the complaint states. variety.com/2026/music/new…
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eli 🏒@thereitiseli·
anticipo disculpas por mi ignorancia, pero por qué la familia o los hijos de MJ no guardan todos estos objetos, tipo por qué siempre veo que las cosas de mj andan en subaste de aquí para allá, hasta Gaga tiene accesorios de él, como por qué?
Informa Cosmos@InformaCosmos

El icónico guante de Michael Jackson, cubierto de cristales Swarovski y valorado en 175,000 dólares, encabeza una subasta de 50 objetos del artista cerca de París. La colección incluye también su famoso sombrero y chaqueta de lentejuelas.

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Sprunk
Sprunk@Sprunk0000·
@CarbonHelium Their movies are awesome until they inject political psyops in their films. I loved V for Vendetta but it was also so retarted.
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Carbon Helium@CarbonHelium·
Incorporating Mario Kart time trial ghosts in your film to tell an emotional backstory proves the Wachowskis are the coolest directors alive
kevin@nivekeht

This is hope core.

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Eustace Calzone
Eustace Calzone@FriedEggDesigns·
@JosephKahn You consume films like a toddler eating Cheerios and sneering at vegetables.
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_its.j1j_
_its.j1j_@its_j1j·
@SamuelAAdams Critics should also understand the movie they are viewing. To not know that the movie purposefully ends where it ends and legally could NOT dive into the various legal issues (which were filmed and had to be scrapped) is not doing anyone any justice. They didn't "ignore" it.
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Sam Adams
Sam Adams@SamuelAAdams·
A complaint I keep seeing is that critics should be reviewing MICHAEL for what it is, rather than what they think it ought to be. But sometimes critics have a moral obligation to reject the terms a movie sets for itself, or at the very least to question those terms.
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Eustace Calzone@FriedEggDesigns·
@SamuelAAdams Right, it's not just, "Is this film accomplishing what it's setting out to do?" It's also, "Are this film's goals the kind of goals a filmmaker should be striving for?" This seems to confuse and upset people.
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Sellia
Sellia@HuntressSellia·
@imagesaicouldnt this is the only reddit comment I’ve seen that is worthy of downvotes, that was fucking awful
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TosiaAltman@TosiaAltmans·
@basilYam I will say, making your own butter is a great way to personalise it, such as cinnamon butter or garlic butter. But that's more if you enjoy the hand making of things. Its not a need!
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Ellie
Ellie@basilYam·
I read a book a couple years ago called “make the bread buy the butter” - a woman did EVERY homemade thing she could think of, from pastry to keeping a beehive in order to figure out what was worth the time and effort. She says you should buy the butter Just buy really hq butter if u need it to be super nice and home made feeling. The butter u make at home is probably not better than store bought, probably not cheaper, definitely not easier. She says DEFINITELY make ur own vanilla tho. That’s for sure worth it.
MERICA MEMED@Mericamemed

Gentlemen, we are seeing an endangered species. Feminism has destroyed this.

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Eustace Calzone@FriedEggDesigns·
@jonesvibesonly They'll actually tell you how they felt about a movie if you read the review and don't just look at a number and get mad at it.
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Jones Vibes
Jones Vibes@jonesvibesonly·
We’ve legit lost the plot. I honestly have zero idea what people are looking for these days but there needs to be a major shift in criticism. The movie I saw was well written, well directed, beautifully shot, insanely well performed and the sound was amazing. Are we “film” critics or not. We’re supposed to help paint the picture of what an audience can anticipate and this score is not even close to that picture, objectively.
The Hollywood Handle@HollywoodHandle

‘MICHAEL’ debuts with a 27% score on Rotten Tomatoes 🍅 Read our review: bit.ly/MichaelTHH

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Eustace Calzone
Eustace Calzone@FriedEggDesigns·
@aip551 Every store can only sell as many pairs of boys' shorts as there are boys. If you take a pair, that means one boy doesn't get his pair of shorts. It's a horrible system, but we all must do our part!
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Mila ✧
Mila ✧@aip551·
I made a post about how I buy my Daughter’s shorts from the boy section because she is tall and Girl shorts are to short and uncomfortable for her. Why this lady comment “If you buy all of the shorts then what am I supposed to buy my son? What about boy moms?” Boy moms are never beating the allegations. We dont even live in the same state. What the fuck are you even talkin about???
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