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Me doing everything but my prompt do tomorrow
cryptic pregnancy hotel room baby
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@uhbucky all some form of overstim or size kink, all p/w/p
archiveofourown.org/works/75554896 S tries to suck own dick
archiveofourown.org/works/78097941 shane w/pusy
archiveofourown.org/works/79126991 a/b/o ilya nervous won't fit
archiveofourown.org/works/81506131 succubi newbie shane succubi Not newbie ilya
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@basilYam I will say, making your own butter is a great way to personalise it, such as cinnamon butter or garlic butter. But that's more if you enjoy the hand making of things. Its not a need!
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I read a book a couple years ago called “make the bread buy the butter” - a woman did EVERY homemade thing she could think of, from pastry to keeping a beehive in order to figure out what was worth the time and effort. She says you should buy the butter
Just buy really hq butter if u need it to be super nice and home made feeling. The butter u make at home is probably not better than store bought, probably not cheaper, definitely not easier.
She says DEFINITELY make ur own vanilla tho. That’s for sure worth it.
MERICA MEMED@Mericamemed
Gentlemen, we are seeing an endangered species. Feminism has destroyed this.
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the morning light peeked through their bedroom curtains.
ilya began to wake up from his deep sleep. on top of the light spreading across his face. he felt something else.
his husband was asleep with a leg thrown over ilya’s hips. he was mumbling something ilya couldn’t make+
stevie@shanesitinerary
so do you guys think ilya and shane like to give each other lazy morning blowjobs before going practice together ?
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#hollanov short smau: he wants it so i gotta give it to him
where ilya has a secret crush on shane and gift giving is his love language. every time shane tweets about something he likes or wants, ilya finds a way to give him that
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Shane Hollander is the most seeked stripper at the Melt's menu. They call him Doe and his priviledge clientele came from a strict "no touch" policy. He dances, he crawls, but no one can touch him. Unless if your name is Roz and you are the highly Pro Dom at the Melt's pub.
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Shane freezes.
"Oh my god," he whispers under his breath. He thinks his brain is buffering.
Ilya, meanwhile, is leaning against the counter, completely unbothered, scrolling his phone.
“Babe?” Shane says, trying to remain calm.
“Yeah?” Ilya doesn’t even look up.
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I don't think ppl realize the levels of protection involved in those types of scenes. like the scenes of shane nuzzling into ilya's crotch, I guarantee connor was wearing some type of padding so that hudson wasn't actually feeling anything. and these protections are a GOOD thing
emerald 🀄@texasrozanov
I know a lot of it is jokes, but some of y'all are too serious about hudcon making actual sexual contact during the filming of the sex scenes. (they weren't, that's now it works)
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using my blue checkmark for good!
thread of all the completed heated rivalry SMAUs I have saved 🫰🏼🫰🏼
obviously credit goes to all the talented, beautiful, amazing authors who work so hard to make these for us we are so lucky to have you 🫡
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I have done it… I have completed my omega4omega hollanov cryptic pregnancy fic after all these years
🔗 below
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So... A bet has been going on at a frat house: who can take Shane "Golden Boy" Hollander virginity in a month.
Whoever wins gets $1k.
So here's Shane, suddenly being woed and flirted by every hit dude and he's like "no thank you" or just oblivious to the flirting
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Shane's POV;
Shane's pregnancy hadn't been easy. From the very beginning he got horrible morning sickness, felt dizzy most days at work and had the most uncontrollable and unhealthy food cravings.
And second, the Alpha who got him pregnant left him as soon as he learnt of it.+
paulettesucr'⁷@paulettesucr
To expand on this; Ilya accompanies Svetlana to a prenatal yoga group class where Rose can't go herself. When they enter, all Ilya can see is the beautiful omega sitting on his yoga mat, his pregnant belly so big. And all alone.+
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Caught up on my temperature embroidery.
Starting to look more colorful. 😊
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