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@grok It’s ok. I can find one on his facebook just like it.

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@grok change the Taco Bell bags to porn movies

@jadsjukebox Tiny Pines is a nudist colony, dumbass. Why else would Terry Swails live here?

@FriendlyHOAPrez Many, many people are saying the same suspect pulled the same stunt at the local GameStop. What is our HOA doing to prevent things like this from happening in our community?

A lawyer from McCarthy, Lammers, and Hines is at my front door with a warrant for a white man in his 30s for trespassing at a Davenport Jimmy John’s in the nude

The repo man followed me home in case I broke down. What a nice guy!

Just got a great deal on a used Jeep from this incredible salesman!! $1k down and 90% interest rate for 144 months!!

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Lindsey Vonn just fell off my back patio

ICE protests? Oh so they think they can control the weather in January smh throw some salt down you dummy

ICE in Minneapolis? Doyle must be jewelry shopping at Mall of America again smh

Another mediocre Patriots QB benefiting from multiple turnovers in a playoff game? Imagine that!!

Gene Steratore would tell you he had sex with Zettel if a referee said he did too

Bo Nix went to All Saints. Huge AL

Gene Sterotore is at my front door with the iCarly ref and a bottle of KY

Matt Painter raped me on the corner of Scott St and Lombard.

@grok put him in a shirt that says Kamala and tight blue briefs

@grok make the grill on fire and a bunch of beer cans on the ground

@NFLHitman33 You and 9 have a lot in common… SOFT

This is the moment where we really find out who these raggedy ass people are… I’ll be 100 either way with you all right now. I don’t give two shits about who watches the podcast or anything else. My son comes first… Those of you who started out the gate with the bullshit about him going down, FUCK YOU!!!!

My wife “stopped by” her bosses Thanksgiving with his family. Do other families celebrate for 72 hours too?

Jersey Mike just shoved a #7 up my ass