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FrogManFunk
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I'm a hermit who lives in the woods. Unplug from the gay tricks. The perfect post leaves everyone angry. Freedom & the golden rule. The frens will save us all.
USA, the good part Katılım Aralık 2023
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@FoxNews Yup, too bad he doesnt care about America as much as israel.
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I wish he hadn’t said this.
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Massie: I would have come out sooner but I had to call my opponent to concede and it took a while to find him in Tel Aviv
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@MostlyPeaceful Now praise trump's new butt buddy lindsey graham.
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@InsaneCope That black baby is cranky because he's prolly withdrawing from crack cocaine.
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@InsaneCope This graph is not claiming that trump would win.
She is claiming something unrelated, which proves she's a midwit.
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"chud was trying to instigate an altercation what did you think was gonna happen"
that’s the point
the fact that we EXPECT such a thing to happen and write it off as deserved because "of course one of them would chimp out" is exactly the reign of terror we are tired of
collectively knowing we're all at the mercy of one of their irrational chimpouts at any given moment over something any rational civilized person would casually brush off or get into a verbal altercation over at most is a call to reflect on why the fuck we tolerate them and their behavior in the first place
sure if you step in the gorilla exhibit and get attacked by a gorilla you're a fucking idiot, but what happens when that gorilla exhibit turns into your neighborhood? what happens when it becomes the bus you take to work? should normal civilized people have to walk with the same caution then? it's insane anyone has to put up with this
you laid bear traps on the street, and for ages people asked you "why are there bear traps on the street?" you ignored them. people who ignored the bear traps got caught in them, you brushed it off and ignored them. then a man came out and shouted about the bear traps so loud you couldn't ignore him, and then stuck his leg in one. you can blame him for sticking his leg in the bear trap, but you can no longer run from the conversation; why do we have to live with the bear traps?
free chud until it's backwards
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@FAFO_LampShady @technobarb30k These niggas goin full Klingon over here!
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Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere."
Farmer: "Where did they get it?"
Activist: "What?"
Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere."
Activist: "From... eating?"
Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it."
Activist: "The soil?"
Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from."
Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere."
Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it."
Activist: "Then just don't have the cow."
Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle."
Activist: "It's not that simple."
Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."

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@ReeferFranklin @BenSwann_ It probably took a jew to charge $7 dollars for a 4oz box of them, though.
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@BenSwann_ None of those things were invented in Israel, Cherry Tomatoes existed in Florida since before Columbus, it's called the Everglade Tomato.

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“If you hate Israel that much, you’re going to be living a very different kind of life,” US Ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee says.
“I hear people say, ‘I don’t want anything to do with Israel’. I say, ‘Okay give up your cellphone. Give up car navigation. Give up some medical innovations that may have saved some member of your family’s life.
Be sure to give up some other conveniences like cherry tomatoes and seedless watermelons while you’re at it. And let’s just go ahead and not buy anything with an NVIDIA or an Intel chip. Let’s get rid of most of your computers, and a whole lot of the software that you use, because it was innovated here [in Israel].’”
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