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@klara_sjo Now the word potato sounds weird. Damnit

Ya know, she has a point and also says the word "potato" too much. I suppose it's to be expected though considering the subject matter. Potato.

@redheadranting We cannot, sadly. The current generation of writers have been trained to deconstruct other people's work, not to create their own.

OFFS can we please think of new shows? Jeez I bet I could come up with a dozen ideas this afternoon. At the very least humor us - use the same scripts, but call it something different.

That sounds easier than I found it to be. Personally I'm about the same level of not hungry at ~150g protein per day regardless of whether I'm in a surplus or a deficit. In a deficit if I don't make protein numbers, I'm ravenous. My friends start to look like meat like in the cartoons.

@ArmedJ0y If you’re not in a hurry, dieting is as easy as just eating smaller portions and to hell with policing their contents bud

Day 4 of dieting. Saw a kid eating a snickers. Voice in my head said: "You could just take it from him, who would stop you?"

@ChrisCroy @ArmedJ0y Weigh a third handful. Log it X 2. Send it.

@ArmedJ0y one time I was weighing out 28g of nuts and I was so hungry that my lizard brain took over and I ate two handfuls before I remembered I was supposed to be weighing my food.

@UpYours66494571 @SheSaysBadWords Venturing a guess, the resulting black hole has less mass and a lot of high energy radiation is emitted.

@SheSaysBadWords What happens if 2 black holes of equal mass collide?

Watching Scarface. Ask me anything.

@zaggrim @Dianexis Current transformers. IYKYK

@FrogNony @Dianexis So don't even install LED streetlights but high voltage open electrical arcs instead? It would be like the whole city was wired by a mad scientist. I like it.

They did this downtown and I witnessed someone in broad daylight rip open the panel, start cutting wires, and get pissed yelling "BITCH ASS CITY CANT AFFORD COPPER NOW????"

@Stnhf_mikaelo @Dianexis It's not a booby trap if you're using it for a metering circuit.

@FrogNony @Dianexis Would be great but booby trapping is illegal

@rickonthewater @mnsibley +1 Sabotage. But the Gunsmith Cats AMV version because I'm a nerd. youtu.be/NorvQUwfV2E?si…

@mnsibley Beastie Boys/Sabotage ...but the Royal Scot Dragoon version of that song is on my heavy lift Playlist, 100%

You’re not wounded. Family is running. They’re coming. You’ve stayed in the gap. It’s only you. Mags loaded. Marlboro lit. Round chambered. Play the song. Mine? Promontory - Last of the Mohicans

@hoss_actual_ @mnsibley Solid choice

@seamus_coughlin @Lord_Talbot64 Worse. Journalist math

@Lord_Talbot64 girl math

How is 34 more than 44.8?

@SheSaysBadWords LFG!

GM. Weighed in this morning. Down to a weight bracket I haven’t seen in 5 years. LFG.

@SomeBitchIIKnow I believe her when she says that's all she can think of.

Read a different book.

Think about it differently. Discipline is hard. Habits are easy. Build small, incrementally better habits one at a time. Habit #1: Get a step tracker and check it every day until it's just a thing you do. Set up an alarm daily if you have to. Habit #2: Get 10k steps every day until it's just a thing you do. If that's too much at first, work up to it. Don't try to do anything else while building a new habit. Don't worry about what comes next until you're doing 10k steps. ------------- Dudes will start tracking calories, weighing daily, cut down to 1200cal/day, cardio, and lifting all at once and crash out after 5 weeks and say it doesn't work. Bro you didn't get fat in 5 weeks. You're not gonna get unfat in 5 weeks. You have to find the pace sustainable for you.

@Dianexis Man dude. I need the discipline to keep at it. Got down so close to 400 then lost my prescription and have gotten back up to 420. Feels daunting.

My cousin has officially lost 150lbs since this post He's also started skating again Yeeeee

@poe_collector @Dianexis Walking pad W

@Dianexis $170 on Amazon btw ! If you feel like shit and can’t go outside for whatever reason

@MCSpendlove @Dianexis Tracking calories and weight worked for me. I lost some weight doing keto, but it was rough on me. Some people have the opposite experience. I can (and will, if you want) go into further detail on exactly how I made it work for me.

@Dianexis How about your own process?

@Chris_Mann_2020 @amuse @indexnforgetit And unfortunately often skip much of the prep and do an okayish job. But they'll get it done way faster and you won't notice most of the issues from 8ft back.

@amuse @indexnforgetit People who don't paint think you just throw some paint on with a roller and you[re done. Most of the work is prep work, masking, taping, surface prep, etc. A real painter will use a spray rig and have a bunch of equipment and materials the average homeowner isn't aware of.

My hillbilly hot take is paying someone $11,000 to paint your house is possibly the biggest waste of money Unless you're making over $572,000/yr it would make more sense to take a week off work and do it yourself Painting is not hard and takes almost zero skill

@614clinton Work your side hustle passion project until it takes up more time than your day job. Bam, new day job.

Anyone know of a good job for someone who hates people?

@matthew_labosco If we stop jestergooning and SMV chadfishing will that help reduce cortisol spikes?

Your eyes snap open. Mind instantly ON. Racing thoughts you can't shut off. This isn't insomnia. It's cortisol spiking at the wrong time. Chronic stress flips your hormone rhythm—so your body thinks 3 AM is morning. But here's what most people don't realize about sign #2...

6 signs your body desperately needs to reset from chronic stress (& you don't realize it): 1. Waking at 3-4 AM.

@moosebro45 GM Moose, may all your Ts on this auspicious T³ be round and firm

GM brothers and sisters. T³ Tuesday, have a great one. I got nothing. Ya'll be awesome, armed, and vigilant.