Frog the Keeper

Wow! Just accidentally caught the end of Shortland Street and they dead set ripped off the “It’s not your fault” scene from Good Will Hunting. Desperate plagiarism! Shocking.

@MervRobertson @hayden_viles @SuperRugby @ChristchurchCC Not in hotel rooms there isn’t

@hayden_viles @SuperRugby @ChristchurchCC Dunedin next year? Slightly bigger capacity down there.

I feel like #rugby needed this! @SuperRugby ‘Super Round’ gets a 10/10 from me. Some say rugby is back, others would say it never left! Congratulations @ChristchurchCC

@Jennnyyyyyy 3 - 10x5 then double it, 3x6 then double it, 9x3 then double it.

This one is actually challenging 😬 Difficulty - Hard 🤯

@Airaasayss Black

Read very carefully!!!!! And look Closely before before You answer......🤔🤔

Gee Christchurch could do with a new stadium. Preferably one with a roof. Any word on how long before we get one and it is open for Rugby??

@martyozone A little insight into the personality trait that his ex-wife referred to.

You know when you get fat & unfit and you start exercising to get back in shape and healthier, but the first few workouts there’s a whiney little voice in your head making excuses, complaining, hating it? Labour are political representation of that voice.

On the upside for National as they manage this latest media beat-up, at least it shows there are a number of very good alternate leaders in National, not something you could say about Labour. Hipkins is pathetic and yet there’s no-one better than him.

@samuelsmith1988 …said the landowner’s real estate agent.

There are calls for Auckland Council to buy Avondale Racecourse in what is being called a ‘once-in-a-generation’ opportunity stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360957…

Tova starts her interview with Leader of the Opposition, Chris Hipkins with “Morena Chris”. She may as well say “Gidday mate, bring it in for a hug”

It’s our year! Up the Waaat the F?

@FPayne100 @BLACKCAPS And one of the nicest and most generous men on the planet.

Former Canterbury, CD & Otago pace bowler Bryan Andrews is 81 today. His finest hour came at the SCG in 1974 when he and Hadlee x2 bowled Australia out for 162. Andrews dismissed Paul Sheahan & Greg Chappell (a duck). Both caught by Jeremy Coney, making his @BLACKCAPS test debut.

@MarkCurrieNZ Maybe it was mass that wasn’t working? Just playing the Devil’s Advocate

This is the first time since 2021 that the Highlanders haven't played on Holy Saturday night (and proceeded to lose each time - Hurricanes thrice, Chiefs once). And I gotta say, coming home from mass is way more fun knowing I don't have to watch that.

Tova, Tova, Tova…you’d be so much more likeable if you just stopped the snide, disrespectful comments. Shane Jones was having none of it this morning and made you look pathetic. Just grow up so we can tolerate you.

@BrianAshby2 The world needs more of this passion

The sporting world is a bit fucked up when the next two Grand Prix are cancelled because of the orange pedo’s war, when the next time they hit the track is down the road from the bolt hole of the king of insider trading. Will look to pedal power and the spring classics !

And so it begins…Tova O’Brien shows disrespect to Luxon in her first Breakfast interview asking if he gets a Nicola Willis to comment on things because she’s “a better communicator in times of crisis”. Simply rude. I wonder if she’ll be the same to Hipkins?

Dear 2026, your weather is shit. Please do better. Kind Regards, NZ.

@shortflyslip @KFCQuarterPack “Straight up” checks notes, means caught at deep mid wicket

@KFCQuarterPack I absolutely dare a modern commentator to say nothing while the ball is in the air and just let us watch.

"I DON'T THINK HE HAS...I DON'T THINK HE HAS... OH HE DOES"

@shortflyslip Sumo or Wags? It’s a hard call. Thank goodness for the mute button.

The mind can play tricks. de Zorzi looked good, he struck the ball well said Sumo. Really he played two nice shots and then swung at fresh air for most of his innings.

Chloe Swarbrick made a visit to TVNZ Breakfast from her home planet, (can’t remember what planet she is from) to complain that NZ isn’t giving away enough money to, well, everyone and anyone. It’s not a Covid or fuel shortage strategy, it’s an everyday of every year strategy.

Got an email about some airfares on sale from Air NZ. Prices are crazy. Went online to buy some for a holiday with my wife…Oh wait, they exclude all school term holiday breaks so I can’t go with my wife because she’s a school teacher. Thanks for nothing @AirNZ_Deals @FlyAirNZ