IncarnatedIntoChaos

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100% worth a proper watch:

CBS News said there was no evidence of fraud. The NYT said the Somali community was being targeted CNN said there was "little evidence." Tim Walz said it was “white supremacy” to expose fraud Today: $90M busted and 15 charged. IT WAS ALL FRAUD AND THEY KNEW.

Half cash half stock, best I can do

This is so funny 😅😅😅

🚨THE FBI CREATED A FAKE CRYPTOCURRENCY.. LISTED IT ON UNISWAP.. HIRED MARKET MAKERS TO PUMP IT.. THEN ARRESTED EVERYONE WHO SAID YES.. THIS IS THE CRAZIEST LAW ENFORCEMENT OPERATION IN CRYPTO HISTORY!!! The FBI built an actual ERC-20 token on Ethereum called NexFundAI.. 100 billion token supply.. A professional website.. Whitepapers promising "passive income through AI-powered investing".. It looked exactly like every other crypto project.. Because that was the point.. Undercover agents posed as the founding team.. Then reached out to professional market-making firms and said "we need you to fake our trading volume".. Every single firm said yes.. Here's what they recorded.. Gotbit.. A firm run by a 26-year-old Russian who publicly bragged in 2019 that he built a business faking trade volumes.. His team kept internal spreadsheets with columns literally labeled "fake volume" vs "market volume".. When asked how fast they could pump NexFundAI's volume to $1 million per day.. They said "6 hours.. It will cost about $200".. $200 to fake $1 million in daily trading volume.. MyTrade.. Run by a guy who called himself "the mastermind".. He explained the exact psychology of the scam on camera.. "We make the chart look like a really nice roller coaster ride.. That's where people jump in.. We have to make them lose money in order to make profit".. He said that on a recorded FBI video call.. CLS Global.. A Dubai-based firm.. Their bots generated 98% of NexFundAI's total trading volume.. When the FBI asked if they could sync fake volume spikes with fake news announcements.. They said absolutely.. ZM Quant.. Bots executing 10 to 20 trades per minute through dozens of wallets to look organic.. All of them knew it was fraud.. All of them did it anyway.. All of it was recorded.. And the clients were even worse.. Saitama.. A meme coin that hit $7.5 billion market cap.. The founders coordinated buys through private Telegram chats.. Sent "pump it" memes while manipulating the price.. Then dumped on retail investors.. $7.5 billion.. Built entirely on fake volume.. Every penny of real money came from retail investors who thought the momentum was organic.. One founder left Saitama and started Robo Inu.. Used Gotbit again.. Another launched VZZN.. Same playbook.. Lillian Finance.. Founder claimed to be a defense contractor who addressed Congress.. Marketed the token as funding children's hospitals.. Pocketed everything.. When the FBI shut it down.. They seized $25 million in one day.. 18 people indicted across the US, UK, and Portugal.. The CEO of Gotbit was arrested in Portugal and extradited.. Sentenced to 8 months plus $23 million forfeiture.. But here's the part that broke my brain.. Real people bought NexFundAI.. The FBI's fake token.. With zero utility.. Zero real developers.. Created solely to catch criminals.. Attracted real retail investors because the fake volume made the chart look bullish.. When the FBI pulled the liquidity to end the operation.. Those people lost real money.. On a government-issued token.. The FBI had to set up a restitution portal to pay them back.. And it gets worse.. Within 24 hours of the DOJ announcing the sting.. Someone cloned the FBI's exact smart contract.. Launched a copycat token.. Rode the viral momentum.. And made $127,000 in a single day.. Using the exact same manipulation tactics the FBI just arrested 18 people for.. Then in 2026.. The FBI did it again.. New token called Lexobit.. 10 more arrests.. Including operators extradited from Singapore.. IRS forensics showed that in one firm's trading.. 1,209 out of 1,221 consecutive transactions went straight back to wallets the firm controlled.. 99% circular.. The FBI proved what everyone in crypto suspected.. The volume is fake.. The charts are painted.. The momentum is manufactured.. And every time you buy a token because "the chart looks bullish".. You might be the exit liquidity.

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@Da_Chooch1 @crushcooks @zubic_eth @SpaceRidersXYZ @Jross_topshot @NXTWaveLabs You know it brother ;)) Norwegian Viking blood 😎

@crushcooks @zubic_eth @SpaceRidersXYZ @Jross_topshot @NXTWaveLabs Yo the green is super dope. We grabbed the Viking hat cause one of our team members is a true and real Viking @FrogwarCaptain 🫡

Want give a massive shout out to my boy @zubic_eth and the @SpaceRidersXYZ team. Jumped in based on some mutuals and it’s been nothing but a great experience. A+ community, great vibes, art is dope as fuck. And shout out to my homies over there @Jross_topshot and @KinG_Ninja_2321 …both have been really great connections and both great people to have in the community and project. Congrats on the longevity of the project dude and too see what you have been doing and to be apart of it is a honor bro. LETS RIDE 🚀

This is probably one of the best commercials I’ve ever seen ❤️👏

Easy strategy; Half cash - Half stock :))

This is already one of the major financial memes of 2026. The story is still developing. What type of coins get cabaled ? Draw your own conclusions and DYOR ;) #HalfCashHalfStock #GameStop #Ebay

Reminder that people like this actually exist.

300, but instead of Gerard Butler, it’s Elliot Page.

@PunchOnBags This is genuinely awesome.

This feels like a new oil-well about to burst out... (NFA / DYOR) Half Cash, Half Stock - because it's on the website ;D #HALF #Ebay #GameStop

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How @Shawn_Farash does this with a straight face is beyond me 😂😂😂 Make sure to give him a follow and repost 😎✌️

Initially, this looked like one of those viral tokens that fades out after 1-2 days. This one smells different. Its like a new timeless term has been made. I wont be surprised if this evolves into something for the longer term, time will tell ;) Half cash - half stock, it's on the website 😁

@Crocodile6767 @Dior100x @BagsApp 👀

@Dior100x Cinnamon toast $PUNCH on @BagsApp

Niggas will see this retarded shit and not rush to get exposure King of ai and king of brainrot

The backstory, provided by the man himself 🔥🔥

This mthfkr is a stone cold killer. 😂