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@atensnut 7

Wow!! I only got 3…Venison, Elk and Lamb and I don’t feel deprived. 😂😂

@topkekius YES

do you think elon musk has alternate accounts

@priscabdrO Hell YA

BOOM 💥 Stephen Miller's America First Legal has won its lawsuit against Katie Hobbs Only American citizens can vote in all (15) counties in Arizona...this is what pushback looks like Can I get a Hell yeah for Stephen Miller 👍

@RedLineReportt A.

Brazil, Australia, and Canada fined 𝕏, but it refused to censor users. Now the EU’s trying the same—𝕏 will stand for free speech. Do you firmly stand with Elon Musk and his X team? A. Huge yes B. No

@TheLizVariant Yum, cockroach juice....can't wait to try it! 🤪

Let me take a wild guess… The elite wants us to drink it, right?

@Geniustechw Drawn it now.

What’s your first thought?

@Sassafrass_84 Drain baby drain! You vote for stupid, you get stupid.

Sucks to be a New Yorker right now.

@MikeBales You see so few flute player jokes these days!!!

A man was hunting when a gust of wind blew. The gun fell over and discharged, shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor. “Well, sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the buckshot.” “What’s the bad news?” asked the hunter. “The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your willy, which left quite a few holes in it. I’m going to have to refer you to my sister.” “Well, I guess that isn’t too bad,” the hunter replied. “Is your sister a plastic surgeon?” “Not exactly,” answered the doctor. “She’s a flute player in the Boston Symphony Orchestra. She’s going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don’t piss in your eye.”

@0xlordmicky Very good!

A monkey is smoking a joint 🐒🌿 A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says "Hey! what are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join me" So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth Is 'dry', and that he's going to get a drink from the river. At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side. He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with the monkey and his mouth got dry and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in! The Inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!" The Monkey looks down and says "FUUUUUCK DUUUDE HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK?!"

@RadioGenoa Well, they're doing one thing right...

The Mazar mausoleums dedicated to Muhammad in India are razed to the ground.

@Jesii_ca_M Why do all the "dishes" they make look like someones severe diarhea?

Would you try this breakfast for $5?

@TrumpsHurricane Being a grifter.

What will Al Gore be remembered for ??

@Countcristo44 It's very popular with the women, I see.

The sacred Indian penis festival. The fun never stops on the subcontinent.

@EvanMcFatridge @1True_American_ I can honestly say I never knew anyone did. I never had and I don't think I'll start.

@1True_American_ I am amazed how many people don’t tip the hotel cleaning staff at all. I didn’t even realize it was a thing until a few years ago. It made total sense though.

When staying at a hotel, how much do you tip housekeeping per night?

@TicTocTick Good news story of the day.

Air India 🇮🇳 has cut all its flights to North America 🇺🇸 until July. They do not have anymore jet fuel to operate the aircraft. 🚨

@Notwokenow OH, now see I feel real bad now....

Trump being president is causing Big Mike to have erectile dysfunction. And it’s giving Barry the sads.

@Soaringeagle45 Most generous I must say!

This morning a man knocked on my door asking for a small donation for the local swimming pool… Gave him a glass of water

@ShadowofEzra Ya Joseph Menegela had goals too.

Dr. Fauci says he is still deeply disappointed in Americans for not taking his vaccines when he demanded them to. He blames the anti-vax movement for undermining his efforts across the United States. Fauci says his goal was to vaccinate 72% of the population, but he failed to reach it. “That’s just unconscionable.”

@PATRIOT2117 I like it!

The teacher asked the kids what they want to be when they grow up. Lil Johnny said, “I wanna be a billionaire, go to expensive clubs, find a bitch there, buy her a million apartment in Vegas, buy her a Ferrari, a beachfront house in Malibu, a private jet and expensive jewelry, and screw her 3 to 5 times per day!” The teacher, aghast, decided to ignore Lil Johnny and move on to the next student. She asked, “Susie, what would you like to be when you grow up?” Susie replied, “Johnny’s bitch.”

@Robert_K_______ Not only did they "go along" they actively pushed the damn clot shots. The medical community has a LOT of explaining to do.

Warum haben die Ärzte nicht mal versucht, uns vor den Gefahren des Impfstoffs zu warnen? Warum haben alle mitgemacht?