From Nikki

@jjudymoodyy What!!!? That’s very cool

it’s tough to live with the stardom of being 1 degree of separation from the guy who invented lawnmowers that you can sit on x

It’s giveaway time! RT for a chance to win a gorgeous A3 print of your choice by the fabulous @GailMyerscough and I’ll pick a winner on Monday. Visit gailmyerscough.co.uk for more lovely goodies at affordable prices. Good luck!

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I hope everyone understands the assignment this holiday season 💙

Buckle Up Cupcake. School is on session. What rights did women lose? All of them. You're going to lose all of them. Safety. Abortifacients for NON abortion reasons. Birth Control Sex is ONLY for reproduction, NOT recreation. No-Fault Divorce Daycare EEOC complaints Equal Pay Just to name a few. You have lost the right to your body, mind and soul for cheaper gas and biogotry! Don't ever come crying!

@snowball1926 That’s hilarious and such a complete load of untrue bollox

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@DrHeidiNicholl Frozen concentrated orange juice

What was your measure of unbridled luxury when you were a kid? For my partner part baked dinner rolls are roughly equivalent to owning a yacht.

@ScholerinED The consultant doctor who confirmed my mother was brain dead and advised we should turn off the machines was wearing aldi branded trainers.

@TranquilTots @MED Looks delicious!

Glasgow sky looking pretty tonight

@staffsref Standing in my garden in Glasgow tonight and saw it with my own eyes

I saw the northern lights in northern Norway, so I'm not that excited by the pinky-green smudge that only really shows up on your phone 😅

@DTSB76 @jameslo92463810 @BoldandStrong77 @MizShannonS It’s hard to know that it’s not all men when it literally is every man we meet

@DTSB76 @jameslo92463810 @BoldandStrong77 @MizShannonS Today! My 14yo started a volunteering job and was asked to watch the dog and direct people around the building. A 19yo started quizzing her on her age, told her she looked older and that she was pretty.

When a woman is threatened it is most likely a MAN causing the harm.

Quick check up at the doc today and she said my blood pressure was perfect 💅🏻

@MarcD_Weegem Happy birthday xxx

It’s my Birthday! 🎉 . #ireland #stormhour #ThePhotoHour #sunrise #wicklow #dogsoftwitter #greystones #irelandsancienteast #KeepDiscovering

@fairlyval @Lucy_Me28 🎃 👻🥰