Joy 😈

“can't wait to go home, i have a lot to do” me as soon as I get home

when you open a snack and you hear paws running your way 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

@presidentof_bbp Had to change my entire diet and I’m struggling with the oatmeal. Send help!

@DeeLaSheeArt Sleeping on a teabag

This woman on TikTok said this is her fiancé’s pillow he has had for years. He doesn’t wash it or sleep on it with a pillow case. He sleeps on it just like this, in the bed, every night.

“if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night” me in the afternoon and night:

allat “Student Driver” sticker don’t mean sht to me fck out my way lil baby

As an avid job quitter, I’m telling yall right now: this is NOT a quitting economy.

this is no joke

@itsKARY_ Ok Unctie!

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What level of Autism is this? 😮‍💨

I’m a leaver. I will LEAVE. Anything I don’t like, I’m leaving. This goes for everything in life. I will literally walk away.

@rahsh33m Country as corn

If you don’t remember anything else in life… Remember to drive the speed limit through Virginia.

@durandbernarr Sir Duke Myster Burpenshits

Can we start a thread of Dogs and their outrageous names? Black folks, I know we gon’ lay this category out. I’ll start: This is Spondee St. Thermostat.

@notcapnamerica Talked all that trash about Dwights nose to end up with one just like his??

😐

@FluentInFinance Please don’t come to Charlotte…we full

Thank you God for another day of unlimited possibilities ✨

@_ParadiseParis1 🤣🤣 don’t do Big Elly like that

LL Cool J was a terrible rapper & he needed the transition to film. Do not talk to me about this I mean it.

And just like that, I have to fight through another 5 days for 2 days rest.