Frumious Falafel

Holy shit! 💩

A man enters a luxurious restaurant and is greeted by a perfectly dressed AI robot. She says to him: "Sorry, sir, but all the tables are full, and you'll have to wait for half an hour. However, if you'd like, the restaurant will buy you a drink at the bar, and we can chat for a while to pass the time." Somewhat surprised, the man agrees. Then the robot asks: "Could you tell me your IQ? … I'm here to know what to talk to you about." The man replies: "It's 160." From that moment on, for half an hour, the robot effortlessly and politely conducted a conversation about the latest cultural events, the global economy, global market trend analysis, and the latest advances in science and technology. Deeply impressed, the man decides to return in a few days. However, this time, to test the robot's reaction, he tells it that his IQ is 90. Now the robot talks only about football, national team goals, the latest gossip from TV and show business, the latest videos from the most popular TikTokers, and recent plane crashes and hijackings. Brooding with curiosity, the client returns a few days later for a third time. This time, he tells the robot that his IQ is only 40. Then the robot leans toward his ear and whispers confidentially: "The Zionist conspiracy is to blame for everything. The Jews control the media and the global economy. Freedom for Palestine." H/t @29Bus

@redsteeze @ClairNova4k Good, he will be walking wounded when he runs then…!

Not a single major Democratic Party member has called on Swalwell to resign from Congress.

@soccerdhg @ImtiazMadmood @AvrahamAdler @washingtonpost @VP @SteveWitkoff @jaredkushner Yeah, and apparently Steve & Jared stayed behind when Vance left - Iran probably working them over right now 🤷‍♂️

@ImtiazMadmood @AvrahamAdler Yes, @washingtonpost reported (I believe according to "sources") that Iran wanted @VP because they didn't trust @SteveWitkoff & @jaredkushner .

The CIA and the Mossad knew, from the very first second, that the two sides were in absolute contradiction. Not 10%, not 50%. 180 degrees. So why did Trump send JD Vance right into the middle of it? Two reasons. First: when the bomb drops, no one will be able to say the U.S. didn’t try. They’ll have in hand the minutes of the meeting, the photo of the handshake that didn’t happen, the return flight with empty hands. Diplomacy as legal cover for what comes next. Second, and smarter: Vance is against war. Well-known. So when a man like him comes back from Oman and says “there’s no conversation to be had,” no one in Washington can argue anymore that “all it took was sitting down at the table.” The toughest skeptic in the cabinet has become an eyewitness to the impossibility. The U.S. didn’t go to negotiate. They went to document. The Islamic Republic flipped the table, as it always does. This time, with the camera rolling. - @AllanHerzl

@TVietor08 Here you go treaty-maker:

This is the dumbest of many dumb talking points. Treaties expire so you renegotiate. That’s diplomacy. Arms control agreements with Russia were iterative & renegotiated many times. The alternative is what’s happening now—a catastrophic war pushed by chickenhawks neocons like Mark

Jimmy Carter: the 1st anti-American President? According to this interesting article, Clinton had decided to use military force against N. Korea to destroy their Nukes. Then Carter flies there on his own(!) & F-cks up everything. Clinton had to stand down. israelhayom.com/2026/04/11/the…

@Web4stuffBryson @congressdj @theepicmap Isn't it often fogged in over the summer? That's the way San Francisco often is then.

@congressdj @theepicmap Yep - it rains all the time along those beaches. Without a true shipping port no reason for a city to be there. Great beach front in the summer for a vacation home.

Why are there basically no major cities on this stretch of the US West Coast?

@h2av8tor That bastardo, Burr. And I'm very unhappy that he did!

Which former Vice President killed Alexander Hamilton in a Duel?

@JewishWarrior13 Well, they can insist that the moon is made of blue cheese to for all the good it'll do... 🤷‍♂️

🚨CNN: The Iranians insisted on opening the Strait of Hormuz only when a final agreement is reached.

@ClairNova4k I just saw the "G" !!!!!!!!!! OMG! LOL!

@ClairNova4k Just the way that dude looks -- complete laugh out loud mission accomplished! 🤣

@ClairNova4k It pains me to no end to have to use absurd abbreviations like "tho" for "though" and "thru" for "through" -- even more (for some reason) that the numerical 2 for "to" and 4 for "for." Sigh... forgive me grammatical-god in the sky 🙇‍♂️

I can't look at the pics in the O.P. Having lived thru these events (albeit vicariously) & our shameful lack of retaliation (tho Carter gets points 4 trying) perhaps I developed a weak sort of PTSD - I read soldiers can get it from being forced to not respond after an incident 🤷‍♂️

@TKTOM @Doranimated I think we are ALL going to watch -- I think the whole world will in fact be watching.

@FrumiousFalafel @Doranimated Watch what happens next…

CENTCOM Commander Brad Cooper announced that the United States has begun establishing a new safe passage for commercial shipping through the Strait of Hormuz. The route will be shared soon to restore confidence and ensure the free flow of commerce. U.S. forces have already begun clearing Iranian-laid sea mines. Two Navy destroyers have transited the strait and are operating in the Gulf to secure the corridor. Underwater drones are now being deployed to accelerate the mine-clearing effort.

@jurihunt1 @Doranimated US mine countermeasures have transitioned from retired Avenger-class ships to Littoral Combat Ships with unmanned systems - augmented w/underwater drones. So location of our minesweepers isn't relevant. Now, how quickly this new composite force can do the job is another question.

@FrumiousFalafel @Doranimated Huh? US has 4 minesweepers and they are not even close to SoH

@awstar11 Even pretending what the Upper West Side Jews are saying were true (it isn't), the argument would be to, you know, just let Israel be destroyed for the sake of a slight lowering of antisemitism for the rest of us Jews in the diaspora. I mean come on Israel, do your part! /sarc

Maybe talk to a Jewish American outside the Upper West Side of Manhattan. Like me

@StealthMedical1 @AvichayAdraee Wow, your Arabic is impressive!

Let me walk you through the real meaning of “Axis of Porn” with Mia Khalifa. The Arabic text in the main post (and the quoted post by the same account) is satirical mockery from the IDF Arabic spokesperson (@AvichayAdraee), targeting the "Axis of Resistance" (محور المقاومة) — a term used for the Iran-led alliance including Hezbollah, Hamas, Houthis, and their supporters. Breakdown of the Arabic: Quoted post: - "الطيور على اشكالها تقع..." → Proverb: "Birds of a feather flock together" (or "Like attracts like"). It's saying "people end up with those who are similar to them." - "ميا خليفة تنضم الى حسين مرتضى وامثاله دفاعا عن محور المقاولة والمماطلة" → "Mia Khalifa joins Hussein Mortada and the likes of him in defending the Axis of Contracting and Delaying (محور المقاولة والمماطلة)." This is a deliberate pun/mispronunciation of محور المقاومة ("Axis of Resistance"). - مقاولة = contracting/deals (implying corruption or paid work). - مماطلة = stalling, delaying, procrastinating (mocking the axis for not actually fighting effectively, just talking or "delaying" via negotiations/rockets that don't achieve much). So it's calling it the "Axis of Deals and Stalling" instead of Resistance. - "وتحظى بمكانة تليق بها عند بوق كذب الأصفر…" → "and gains a status that suits her with the yellow liar's mouthpiece..." بوق كذب الأصفر = "Yellow Lie Trumpet/Mouthpiece." This is a common insult for Al-Manar (Hezbollah's TV channel) or pro-Hezbollah/Iranian media, which are often accused of spreading lies. "Yellow" likely refers to the color associated with some of their branding or simply a derogatory twist. - "قريبًا مقابلة خاصة مع إبراهيم الأمين" → "Soon: an exclusive interview with Ibrahim Al-Amin." (Ibrahim Al-Amin is a real pro-Hezbollah Lebanese journalist/editor, often criticized by opponents as a propagandist.) - "اللي استحوا ماتوا" → "Those who feel shame have died" (or "The shameless have taken over"). A sarcastic way of saying the people involved have no shame. Main post caption: - "#محور_البورن" → "#Axis_of_Porn" This is the punchline. "بورن" is Arabic slang/transliteration for "porn." It's mocking Mia Khalifa (a famous Lebanese-American former porn actress) for supposedly "joining" or defending the Axis, turning "Axis of Resistance" into "Axis of Porn" because of her background.

@StealthMedical1 They need more money to kill Jews! 😂

Hamas, Muslim Brotherhood Networks’ Ties Fractured as Millions of Dollars Earmarked for Gaza Missing - The Media Line themedialine.org/top-stories/ha…

@StealthMedical1 That’s an easy answer: no.

She Gave Money to Mamdani. Can Nadia Shihata Investigate His City Hall? | THE CITY — NYC News thecity.nyc/2026/04/06/nad…

@awstar11 Grok thought not when I first asked...

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