@AlphaAreus1 Throwing out my shiny gene spliced kyrem/reshiram against a seismitoad thinking that it was a kyrem/zekrom
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@crackedxxmirror @flairr_amalii @lowkflex Lots of people that I would describe as legends died of od
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@flairr_amalii @lowkflex 2 abusers and a nigga who OD like a retard you must be proud to have that checkmark
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Unpopular Opinion: Not every rapper is a legend because they died at a young age
Ezzy@ezzyskii
Rest In Peace Kings 🕊
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@ISunnLighMoonI Nah, safari zones made it possible, you unlock safari zone in ss and hg pretty early on and I could honestly spend hours at a time figuring that shit out
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Nunca usei nenhum
E ninguém nunca teve metagross e Tyranitar no time, eles são só pós game
E player de pokémon não joga pós game
𝕾𝖆𝖒𝖚𝖊𝖑💫@CFC_Samzzy1
Every Pokémon fan had that one on their team 😭🔥 Who was yours?
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@Num1WarlockFan @LSaddler13 I feel like ton petty was by this point, just because it's like, totally not a real name, then again neither is Speedwagon, cars, Dio etc, but ton petty sticks out for me
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@LSaddler13 Im stupid asf I thought they were saying Red Stone of Asia
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Is Esidisi the most blatant reference to a band in the anime so far? Like that's literally just what the bands name is when you say it out loud
Warlock 🍄@Num1WarlockFan
Alright its time. Now Watching:
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How Pink Floyd sounds like when you arent 16 anymore
zirtsxu@zirtsxu7267
this is how anything sounds today
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@leninskot_17 I don't know why they're treating you like some sorta villain for wanting to foster a real relationship with someone/thing
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Dúvida pra um possível fã de insetos:
Insetos conseguem sentir afeto? Tipo, a mente deles é evoluída o suficiente pra eles terem sentimentos complexos, além do instinto de sobrevivência?
Se não, qual é o ponto de ter eles como "pets"?
Morris@Morris_3341
The children getting so big✨
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*Leo wakes up from a successful mustache surgery* Where’s Pedro????
Doctor: who do you think gave you the mustache.
RT if you cried.
Cassandra 🎬🧜🏻♀️@TheMovieMermaid
what’s going on here
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I used to think these stickers were the dumbest things ever. Like anybody was going to drive more carefully around a car because they had a stupid sticker on it.
Then my wife informed me "no you idiot, it's so if you get into a wreck the fire department knows to look for a baby in the wreckage"...and I went ahead and decided maybe they weren't so bad.
Whatever "police officer" taught this person that is a moron.
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@therazorpill @bunburyoudoujp @grok Going on a tangent about a completely unrelated topic has got to be peak twitter
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@bunburyoudoujp @grok And saying 'whataboutism' won't make the genocide of Indians go away...and how many Chinese did Japan torture and murder in WW2 again?
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Mao killed 80 million of his own people.
Jason Smith - 上官杰文@ShangguanJiewen
So you wanna talk about "founding fathers"?
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The figure of Egypt on the left was drawn according to their ancient canon of proportions, 18 squares from hairline to feet on a grid
sanstitre (commissions closed)@sanstitre2000
Contrapposto ? Never heard of that before
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@dilanesper So if you're in the store asking for food, specifically food that gets made in front of you and takes time to cook, is it not on you if your food is still cooking by the time I'm supposed to close shop?
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@dilanesper I had someone come into my store 5 minutes before close and it wasn't until about 7 minutes after close that their food got finished then they proceeded to hang around another 5 minutes to count calories AFTER they were already finished
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one of my pet peeves is employees trying to close businesses early. if McDonald's closes at 10 and you get there at 9:50, you should be able to get a Big Mac.
STREET MEDIA TV@streetmediatv
Planet Fitness employee got FIRED after pressing a customer because they did not want to leave, so they could close 45 minutes early.
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The brass ring.
Variety@Variety
#BrendanFraser tells #DwayneJohnson he's still "the same guy" after his Oscar win, but says the experience also made him feel like he no longer has "anything to prove." "I think of it two ways. On the one hand, 'You better earn this. You got the brass ring but be worthy of it going forward. Uphold the standard if you can.' But also, I felt like I don’t have anything to prove. But that doesn’t mean I’m going to just coast." Fraser won the Oscar for best actor in 2023 for his performance in “The Whale,” marking a career comeback for the ’90s heartthrob. Read the full #ActorsOnActors conversation: wp.me/pc8uak-1lGDQG
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@TheCartoonLoon "That's selective breeding actually" no shit, they aren't mutually exclusive concepts.
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Thats evolution thats literally evolution
Sama Hoole@SamaHoole
The banana argument for evolution: "Look how perfectly designed bananas are for human consumption!" Wild banana: 90% seeds, barely edible, bitter, tiny Modern banana: Seedless genetic mutant, pure sugar, artificially ripened with ethylene gas Evolution didn't design this. Humans did.
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@EarlyGaiaArt @SamaHoole Appreciate the enthusiasm but you couldve gotten that across without the namecalling
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@SamaHoole "Mutant"
That's evolution, you incompetent buffoon. If evolution was fake, selective breeding wouldn't be possible, you asbolute smoothbrained numbskull.
Enjoy your fraction of a cent from this reply, because you're clearly not smart enough to maintain a real job.
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The banana argument for evolution:
"Look how perfectly designed bananas are for human consumption!"
Wild banana: 90% seeds, barely edible, bitter, tiny
Modern banana: Seedless genetic mutant, pure sugar, artificially ripened with ethylene gas
Evolution didn't design this. Humans did.
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@PalmyrPar This guy is shitting on something that he hasn't even the read the books of
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It's fascinating how completely un-aspirational the HP narrative is.
Harry becomes a cop, marries his friend's mid sister, said buddy becomes a shop proprietor; both of them are balding, sending their kids to the unchanged school they attended.
A profoundly modern British tale.
Officer Frenly (High IQ)@FrenlyOfficer
“Harry, Dean told me his children are all squibs. Why’d you reckon they get letters? And why are there so many Jamaicans on the platform? They outnumber the British wizards.” “I think we fought for the wrong side, mate.”
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@KangJae_love @cringedesouza @ZELLKLUMPEN "men don't bring anything to marriage" dawg what are you talking about?
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@cringedesouza @ZELLKLUMPEN Yeah probably she knew but i just realised men dont bring anything to a marriage so yeah ig there is no difference between marrying a handicapped and a normal man. I just feel bad for every married woman.
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