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If a lesbian takes another lesbian's number and they start talking stage, which of them should beg for shawarma first?

Obi is getting more attack that Okowa who left him for APC or his son who left him for APC. Wetin Obi do una?

@SirLeoBDasilva Arteta didn’t protect him well but we move

Zubimendi bench again in the biggest Arsenal game in 20 years. Arteta has seen the light. If you like keep trying to gaslight yourself 🫵🏽 The truth always comes out. Good player but lacks the courage.

Yes it’s me I went to eat mai Shayi indomie at Apo zone D, any problem sir ??

@PoojaMedia This Elon money never do you

A big risk by Arteta to start Lewis-Skelly over Zubimendi when you are playing against a team that could sit back & counter? Zubimendi can score, Lewis-Skelly can defend better. He picked who will defend more. Typical Arteta

@Letter_to_Jack Go collect money for election abeg

Let it be known that if Atlético knock Arsenal out tonight, Arsenal’s season would end as a failure regardless of whether they win the league or fail. They brag to be the best team in Europe; anything short of a UCL winners’ medal is a failure. We didn’t make the rules.

@hitaboutit Talk and do

Biggest aura gamble ever & it paid off. Nobody at the club has balls like him.

Arteta I love you

Dear @Pamilerin I can understand your confusion. People like you hear that Peter Obi appointed professionals; people who already had real careers outside politics, and get confused because in your world, politics is a retirement plan. When you see people come into government, do their job, and then go back to their careers, you are confused. “How can someone have a life outside politics?” “How can public service not be a lifetime occupation?” It is a strange concept to you, I know. But let me educate you a little. In more functional systems, you don’t build teams based on who has mastered party slogans or perfected loyalty gymnastics. You bring in people who actually understand the job; economists to handle the economy, engineers for infrastructure, educators for education. Competence over convenience must really be wild to you. When those professionals finished serving, they returned to their fields because they had value before politics, and they still have value after. Obviously, this is difficult to unpack if you are used to career politicians treating governance like a full-time hustle. But for those who understand how serious societies work, it is actually the standard.

K!dnappers have started doing market research.

ADC was a Distraction, the main opposition was NDC. David Mark was part of the plan, Atiku was part of the plan, Obasanjo was part of the plan, We are OK.

Wherever this brother of mine is, I hope he's relieved now ❤️

Everytime “thanks for the sub” e go come be like say na Carter Efe you dey date😂

We won with Gyökeres btw. People are not deeping how far he’s carried us with the injuries & loss of form we’ve had in attack, especially mentally. Hoping for a player like this to fail is a sheer waste of your time. PS. He only cost £60M

Update: Following Peter Obi’s exit from the ADC, factional leader Leke Abejide has now defected to the APC, two weeks after Femi Gbajabiamila advised him to stay, fight, and “scatter” the ADC.

@Folapondis Amen

This particular album changed my life, and my family’s life in only a few months… and I don’t take that lightly at all. From Apata, Ibadan to selling out stages stages I used to only dream about. Thank you for every stream, every attempt to put your friends on to my sound, every ticket, and every bit of love you have shown this album. You guys have carried this project with me. Was talking to my mum about all of it this morning, and she prayed for you all. In her words, “may God remember every single person supporting you for good, and answer their own prayers too.”

This is simple, really. He's giving you the power to choose to engage. If you engage, you're interested, if you don't, no one is pestering you when you know you're not interested. W-W, really.

@WonderMahlobo Ok

This looks bad for Arsenal. They not getting 9 points here. When you are fighting for the league in England you don’t want to face a team that’s fighting relegation especially away