Futuristic_Fudge

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@aerie707 Yup! Just donating blood, lol.

I've been stabbed!

@justawhitefella Yup!

@FudgeFuturistic Donating?

@Saveydro Levels of seasoning never before seen.

Get a load of this panini press in the kitchen at the gas station where I work. It's never been cleaned and stays on 24/7.

@sbbecca_00 I'm inbetween 5 and 6.

@Michaeldudufudu I mean, obviously, that's something you need to discuss.

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@thespacewad @GSVBemusementPk The one on the right is literally male.

@FudgeFuturistic @GSVBemusementPk Equally objectified? Weird shit

This goes hard if you've never heard of a military draft

@_BeeHolder_ @theclassicwife Are you a schoolteacher?

@theclassicwife Whenever this discourse comes up, I like to point out I'm 7 years older than my husband. He was a sophomore when I moved across the country as an adult.

Why are we so hyper obsessed with age gaps

@theclassicwife @unculture_d Ah, that explains it. You are a victim.

@unculture_d I was a sophomore in high school dating a guy in college. It’s not a big deal.

@theclassicwife @waggypooh "Adult" being the line we draw as the bare minimum moral protection.

@waggypooh @FudgeFuturistic An adult woman and an adult man

@megbasham That's a weird and controlling thing to do.

Last night, after she’d gone to bed, my 16 y/o daughter receives a text from a friend. (We keep electronics in our room at night). I know my daughter isn’t gonna see it for a while and I know the answer to the girl’s dance-class-related question. So I just pick up the phone and answer it really quick as if I’m my daughter and leave it at that. Tonight, I see her giggling over her phone. I ask what’s up. Apparently, the other girl’s mother had just wanted to get an answer to the question really quick, so she picked up HER daughter’s phone and texted mine as if she were her daughter. (basically both of us were too lazy to go through the rigmarole of explaining, “hi, this is Mrs. So-and-so, and here’s why I’m texting you on your friend’s phone…” But the funny part was how the two girls figured this out. Because the first one was so appalled at seeing her mother‘s perfectly punctuated and capitalized sentences, that she felt she needed to come clean that it was her mom lest my daughter think she is that conscientious. And my daughter, likewise, didn’t want her friend to think that SHE uses correct grammar when texting either. So what I learned today is that it is apparently humiliating to be caught correctly formulating sentences via text.

I take no small comfort in the fact that, should nuclear war occur, I live within the vaporization zone.

@LennyUSMC @elrubiocaniggia @theclassicwife Of course you're exmilitary.

@elrubiocaniggia @FudgeFuturistic @theclassicwife Not even close bud. Only time I could be considered a predator was my time in Afghanistan hunting down Taliban and Al-Qaeda fighters. I didn’t force my wife to say yes to marry me at all. She has guns and if I wronged her in any way she and her dad would definitely shoot me.

It's remarkable how many vile middle-aged men you can summon just by saying that they shouldn't be screwing teenagers.

foidy, foidy what a helluva way to mog foidy, foidy what a helluva way to mog foidy, foidy what a helluva way to mog and the chuds go marching onnnnnn

@FaustianCritic @theclassicwife @theclassicwife See what I mean?

@FudgeFuturistic @theclassicwife To cum in something less miserable than a 30 year old foid?

Me and my moose wife if I was a moose and had a wife

@harper_pau55997 @Incelotl @theclassicwife Thanks for illustrating my point.

@FudgeFuturistic @Incelotl @theclassicwife Cause no one wants an old one. Old ones know this and are trying to gatekeep. It's all fornication age is just a number. You can't be a puritanical fornicator it's illogical.