Jack

When my wife's boyfriend genuinely insults her cooking of fried elephant hemorrhoid chitlins so I let him know what’s up and blow his fucking face off

@ftheamazing Great post f

@OMINOUSLUMINOUS Strip is at 0…

using ph test strips on the pussy

The sun is shining in Chiraq. War is over.

@xoghostpilled I died here

good morning Sunday

@sirensomnia How tf do you know my dogs name

white people be like look at that my dog’s minoxidil is here

@hoggwashed الله يُكرِمُ الكهف.

@FuneralDrinker We ain’t trackin no dirt or mud in our sanctuary fam

Shoes off in the goon cave brother

@MASCHALAGNIAA Hello Fuckass! It is nice to meet you! I hope your Easter is good!

My name is Simply Fuckass

@smallsaye They blew my face off when I tried this in Jimmy John’s

Sandwiches can be exchanged for money.

@2rose2ocean I am so sorry

I can't stop getting brutally mogged by the mog brutalizer

@alexamazov Free bird listening to free bird

look at this brave little hungry man

@BaloneyLoaf We are alike

One thing about me is ima have a sandwich

@burner9977 What dat

I’m finding out which of my followers are vile papists

@Fartgod300 Late night when you needed to wipe

you used to call me on my poop phone

@alexcainrey Chill out

started drinking water today, it's over for everyone.

@rockstarjuulpod Chicken breast 😂😂😂😂

chicken thighs

@bug2slug Don’t be mean please

just looked up on facebook u got 0 friends

@dumbassghoul Not me

people with 49 followers be getting 100+ likes on their tweets 😭

@Emawnish Khaki pants but you get it

sleepin in jeans

@yxhmean Basically what you gotta do is

when the