Nasty Funeral Director

@loueete14620 Hard to know who's comforting who, they both need each other

Warmth in the Dark.🫶👨‍🦱🐱 #CatsOfTwitter #CatsOnTwitter

@trussliz So this post is working out well @trussliz , what would the lettuce have done.?? Probably more than you. Adios

It is good news indeed.

@EE Bloody useless, still can't receive incoming calls, can't put my divert my calls to my mobile so can't offer an oncall service. Thanks @EE c0ckw0ombles

Following yesterday's technical fault, we are currently experiencing some voice call issues today. The impact appears to be less widespread but we are working to resolve this as soon as possible and sincerely apologise for any inconvenience caused.

Meet our new funeral arrangements, Debbie, do be sure to pop in and say hello if you're passing Firethorn House #funeralcare #funeraldirector #coffinclub #funeralcelebrant

Nothings to much trouble for a good undertaker like me. Family wanted a lovely picture of a watering can with flowers on the service booklets ❤️ #funeralcare #funeralflowers #funeraldirector #mortuary

Fucking idiot #AaronBushnell #Aaron_Bushnell

I need to see evidence of the crying children. After my week it'll cheer me up no end

@GBMofficial @hairmetalchef Wtf is he wearing

By popular demand #greatbritishmenu @hairmetalchef 🤣😍🤩

@HumanBollard That guy is my hero, I should have gone into business with him

@benonwine Fake

Describe Carol Vorderman in ONE word?

How I love Christmas eve, the atmosphere it magical. Mrs N scowls angrily as I wrap the last few presents, barely a word is spoken, it's a lovely time of year 🤣🤣🤣 Happy Christmas from the Nasty household

@NileGardiner Thankfully Stammer isn't prime minister

Keir Starmer found to have helped hate preacher Abu Qatada fight back against deportation Starmer is a disgrace. He is monumentally unfit to be prime minister. gbnews.com/politics/keir-…

@NileGardiner Just drop him for the outrageous poofery

Disgraceful antisemitic hate. He should be dropped by the BBC. BBC’s choice for Eurovision Song Contest called Israel an ‘apartheid state’ telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/12/2…

@THEJamesWhale They need to get back to work and get on with their privileged middle class lives

As somebody under the care of the NHS at the moment, I find it very hard to say this, but those ignorant, foolish people on strike under the banner of junior doctors. Quite frankly are in the wrong job if they don’t actually understand that it will achieve nothing and the management of the NHS are not using the money that we give them in the right way. Then I worry about there Decisions medically if you want to be politician, go ahead and be one, but don’t pretend to be in the caring profession and go on strike particularly at this time of year.

@HumanBollard @cowellandrew Let's hope they've cancelled the two Ronnie's this year

@Flex_Like_Bobby My shitters a one way street, Mrs N tried to give me a pokey bum wank once, she got a black eye for that

@Joey7Barton Who thought it was a good idea to let the split arses play the beautiful game anyway. They should be at home looking after their homes, husbands and children. Not paying football

So the best sports person this year is… A Women Goalie. Lost in a couple of finals this year. Not won a sausage. So popular that Nike didn’t even sell a replica jersey before tournament. You telling me all those who jumped on that bandwagon, haven’t voted in the BBC nonsense? Good luck to Mary. Hope she makes a few quid. 👍

@Flex_Like_Bobby @Joey7Barton You're 5yo has issues

@GarethDavies007 It'd be cheaper to fly her back to Gaza, they need Dr's there too, win

A Scots Muslim doctor from Fife, wants us to pay for her family in Gaza to be flown to Scotland where they will then live She says “I want the assistance in getting them here." In what way will these people contribute to Scotland? How will yet more immigrants help Scotland?

@TiceRichard Bring back Margaret Thatcher, she'd sort this shit out single handed

Nearly a year on from his 5 priorities, Rishi Sunak has failed. The Conservatives have broken Britain and betrayed the British public. Only Reform UK can save Britain 🇬🇧