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Following @circle's successful IPO, which advances digital payment ecosystems, @DarkEagleCyber shared a link highlighting their partnership with Flexa, one of several payment solution providers in their network. I asked @grok to summarize competitors offering all the services provided by @FlexaHQ, and here’s what was found: “No Circle partner explicitly provides *all* the same services as Flexa** (cryptocurrency payment processing, seamless merchant integration, collateralization, self-custody wallet support, Web3 loyalty solutions, and a merchant-first approach) based on the available information. Lightspark is the closest, but differences in asset support and loyalty offerings prevent it from being an exact match.” See below 2 additional posts for the full summary.

@2ndMeltMaxer67 Analytically they won the series.

Sources saying Allen may change it to the 11:25PM flight tonight. Does that even give time to hear Atkinson’s post game speech?

Just got crazy intel that must be shared. My Dad is an investor in the Baha Mar Hotel in the Bahamas and just received word a J. Allen booked a week long stay starting May 26th (tomorrow) and will be picked up from his flight from Cleveland-Nassau at 3PM. He plays tonight. #Cavs

@0967Ryan @anttsinc Pretty sure I took your lunch money daily.

@FunkmasterAmp @anttsinc Another tortilla boy in the comments lol Are you both available for roofing my Miami house next week?

If your cheap 🇮🇳 ass won’t get a blue check, don’t @ me — I’m not replying. I’m Latino (with a beard), not Muslim. I usually piss off the Muslims, but today I woke up and chose violence on Indian ethnic nepotism and parallel economies. Y’all can stay mad. #washyourass

@0967Ryan @anttsinc Anyone with high net worth doesn’t talk about their net worth. 🤡

@anttsinc lol What’s your net worth? Wanna play bank account - bank account? I can bet your entire bloodline hasn’t crossed $5M in net worth lol 😂

@TalkinYanks Looking good. Hit 99mph!

Gerrit Cole strikeout to leave a runner stranded at second in his first inning of work since 2024!

@sagharborcap Great post. Agree with this message.

Randomly stumbled upon this great substack article by a NYC / Hamptons private chef and just wanted to say: 1. Fuck Branzino 2. Support your local fishermen Happy summer chefryanc.substack.com/p/why-the-busi…

@SadeRepsEagles @HoodiGarland Note: don’t ever talk smack while a game is progress. 😂

@HoodiGarland Harden & Mitch got them celebs quiet asf 😭😭

Knicks have one of the worst crowds in the league. This doesn’t feel like the ECF at all bro

@darrenrovell Best community note ever. 😂

MGM building a new hotel wing in Las Vegas off tonight. 95% of the money at BetMGM was on the Knicks -7.5 tonight. They are down 20 with 7:29 to go.

Happy to share a little pet project I've been working on. An archive of all the @FlexaHQ spending videos on X, for the Amp and Flexa community. The spenders. spenders.xyz

@RedsDaily4 He needs to be a Met. cc: @Mets please forward to your GM.

This just can’t happen in the big leagues, man.

@BiggestJohnStud @TalkinYanks @elxysmile As a Yankee fan, this gonna be fun watching him have more dingers than your boy Roman by end of the month.

@TalkinYanks @elxysmile As a Red Sox fan, this gonna be fun watching him own the golden sombrero.

Spencer Jones is getting called up to MLB

@TalkinYanks LFG!

Had my first little spat with @grok ai agents after one of them called me “picky” for asking for 100% accuracy 😂.

@BaseballAmerica Volpe will never play another game at SS. Needs to focus on 2B / 3B in minors.

George Lombard Jr. 📈 The Yankees SS now ranks 15th on our Top 100. Up nearly 30 spots today 👀 buff.ly/zj1f1hb

@BowTiedRanger Looking forward to the counter defamation lawsuit

If you fell for a story about an attractive white woman having the hots for an Indian, you are insanely retarded.

@yardboyj @nypost

@nypost Yea no doubt this mf guilty as hell

Bombshell sex harassment suit against Lorna Hajdini, JPMorgan branded 'complete fabrication' as John Doe unmasked trib.al/lwsWCbT

@nypostsports Mr Dolan, please ban him from all future games.

Steve Cohen is courtside for Knicks-Hawks Game 2

@TheBabylonBee Hilarious. 😆

Mamdani Orders Visiting Teams To Redistribute Some Of Their Runs To The Mets buff.ly/OSxh4TC

This is great. At least those judges who release violent criminals who go on to hurt more people will be publicly shamed!