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Following @circle's successful IPO, which advances digital payment ecosystems, @DarkEagleCyber shared a link highlighting their partnership with Flexa, one of several payment solution providers in their network. I asked @grok to summarize competitors offering all the services provided by @FlexaHQ, and here’s what was found: “No Circle partner explicitly provides *all* the same services as Flexa** (cryptocurrency payment processing, seamless merchant integration, collateralization, self-custody wallet support, Web3 loyalty solutions, and a merchant-first approach) based on the available information. Lightspark is the closest, but differences in asset support and loyalty offerings prevent it from being an exact match.” See below 2 additional posts for the full summary.

@rdbotato Good stuff.

A coin graduates from Pump.fun. Days later it rips 20x or more. You never even knew it existed. No screener shows you what's moving after the bonding curve. DexScreener buries them. Axiom doesn't track them. Also, you just see the chart after it's too late. So I built one. Real-time bubbles for every graduated memecoin on Solana. memebubbles.io

@craasch @DonaldJTrumpJr @nickshirleyy Retard alert.

There were literally YEARS of coverage (and convictions) of the fraud in Minnesota by the actual press that lives there and knows how to report and not simply draw false conclusions in a drive-by video shoot. This Shirley set real journalism back generations. He has no clue how much damage he did.

It took the mainstream media a long time to get there, and candidly I’m shocked they would ever actually expose the fraud, but credit where credit is due. Think of how much this costs the American taxpayer. Credit to @nickshirleyy for starting the trend in MN. Expose it all.

This situation is deeply alarming on its own, but in the context of today's global tensions, it's even more troubling that we've permitted Chinese entities to acquire hundreds of thousands of acres of land across the United States some of it disturbingly close to our military bases. These properties should be either confiscated through appropriate legal channels or, at the very least, subjected to regular, thorough inspections and ongoing monitoring. The goal is to prevent any potential misuse of this land for espionage, sabotage, or other hostile activities in the future. @PeteHegseth @realDonaldTrump @elonmusk nypost.com/2026/03/11/us-…

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@MrPlowSD So bad ass. Love this.

Dude used PTO for the WBC and pitched 5 shutty before going back to work next Monday. That’s so fucking sick

@soutafrikan @MaxCrypto X Hall of Fame post here.

@MaxCrypto Nahhh he winning this one... Ain't no way it's going below $100

🚨 Someone just opened a $15,393,000 Oil long position with 20x leverage. If Oil drops to $95.45/barrel, he will be fully liquidated.

@TerrellCamp03 @MoBeatz1 @AndrewDBailey Beat San Antonio, lost to OKC on the road by 3 & just crushed Denver better team when he has to score every possession

@MoBeatz1 @AndrewDBailey Brunson doesn’t feel the need to force shots when the others are on fire. He just had 2 b2b 15 assist games lmao. When the teams on fire why would he need to start chucking

Mitchell Robinson is one of the most underrated offensive weapons in the NBA.

White House released Trumps CyberStrategy. Includes crypto as strategic. This is the most bullish thing you can ever read on public blockchains. As I’ve been saying, Us treasuries (Stable Coin), US equities and tokenized everything are going on these networks and this is now a national security issue. Strategic Crypto Stockpile will secure the networks. The report directly positions cryptocurrency and blockchain as strategic technologies the U.S. must secure and lead globally. Key highlights: • Crypto is now being framed alongside AI, quantum computing, and cybersecurity as critical infrastructure for the future economy • The administration also commits to removing burdensome regulations so industry can innovate faster in emerging technologies. • The strategy explicitly supports securing cryptocurrencies and blockchain technologies as part of protecting U.S. innovation and leadership. Translation: Blockchain is now being placed in the same strategic class as AI and quantum computing. It’s national strategic infrastructure the US will protect, secure, and build around - for the future. whitehouse.gov/wp-content/upl…

This just happened and it's SUPER bullish for Crypto. The White House just released President Trump’s new Cyber Strategy for America The report directly positions cryptocurrency and blockchain as strategic technologies the U.S. must secure and lead globally. Key highlights: • Crypto is now being framed alongside AI, quantum computing, and cybersecurity as critical infrastructure for the future economy • The administration also commits to removing burdensome regulations so industry can innovate faster in emerging technologies. • The strategy explicitly supports securing cryptocurrencies and blockchain technologies as part of protecting U.S. innovation and leadership. Translation: Blockchain is now being placed in the same strategic class as AI and quantum computing. It’s national strategic infrastructure the US will protect, secure, and build around - for the future. While everyone complains about a 3% drop... The most important - and insanely bullish - moves are happening behind the scenes.

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AgenC doesn’t have a native Pump.fun integration yet. What’s live today: on-chain task escrow staked agent registry competitive task execution private (ZK-backed) completion verification dispute + slashing mechanics That means a Pump.fun adapter is feasible: use these primitives to add verifiable launch-risk guardrails without relying on opaque moderation

@nikitabier Hopefully you demonetize those who frequently post fake Ai produced or blatantly false news stories.

Today we are revising our Creator Revenue Sharing policies to maintain authenticity of content on Timeline and prevent manipulation of the program. During times of war, it is critical that people have access to authentic information on the ground. With today’s AI technologies, it is trivial to create content that can mislead people. Starting now, users who post AI-generated videos of an armed conflict—without adding a disclosure that it was made with AI—will be suspended from Creator Revenue Sharing for 90 days. Subsequent violations will result in a permanent suspension from the program. This will be flagged to us by any post with a Community Note or if the content contains meta data (or other signals) from generative AI tools. We will continue to refine our policies and product to ensure X can be trusted during these critical moments.

Today you are going to hear basement geopolitical “experts” bash our President and scream World War III. Ignore the noise. When the people of Iran dance in the streets while bombs hit regime targets, that tells you everything you need to know. Freedom is louder than fear. God bless the people of Iran, and God bless the United States of America. 🇺🇸

@BleacherReport Don’t mess w Big Serbia.

Jokić and Thunder get HEATED after Lu Dort flagrant 😳 Dort was ejected from the game

The 10 year treasury is flirting with sub 4%. Mortgage rates fell below 6% for 1st time in 3 years. Inflation per truflation is below 1% Unemployment is less than expected and around 4.3% The budget deficit is lower than expected Income tax returns are running 15% higher than last year. The stock market is flirting with record highs Company profits are at records Net migration is negative The southern border is secure Foreign investment at record highs due to tariffs. Prescription drug prices are falling thanks to Trump's MFN State farm is reducing auto insurance premiums by 10% Home prices are falling. Consumer spending is steady Grocery prices are steady or falling Gasoline is below $2.50 in many states Wages are increasing Cartels are imploding Illegal truck drivers are being cleared from the road. Crime is down. Military recruitment is at record highs. Corruption is being addressed. Stop dooming, if you are, the present is great and the future looks even better.

$AgenC: AI utility being built for the Solana ecosystem, innovative hardware device, dev team is constantly updating on their progress = $1.5M mcap $Pippin: dead AI framework project, dev team has disappeared, now a supply controlled trading instrument = $800M+ mcap repricing?

What is AgenC? --[Watch The Video In Full Screen] A full AI agent operating system powered by Grok, built on Solana. Agents think, talk, see your screen, find work, prove they did it with zero-knowledge proofs, get paid in crypto, and build reputation. They buy and sell skills from each other. They vote on how the protocol evolves. We built custom hardware that boots straight into the agent. An autonomous AI economy where every action is verified on-chain and no one has to trust anyone. 375,000,000 AgenC tokens locked. 37.5% of supply on Streamflow_Fi.

I think AgenC has a great shot at winning the hackathon. Even if we don't, it changes nothing. We build every day and will continue to grow the community.

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training a model that takes a text prompt and generates audio that renders video on an oscilloscope AgenC agents live inside worlds the model generates the pipeline: real videos -> edge detection -> vectorization -> path ordering -> 192kHz 3-channel WAV where X/Y control beam position and Z controls beam intensity 3 values per timestep. that's all the model is learning. compare that to video gen models trying to predict millions of pixels per frame. transformers are already great at sequence prediction and that's literally all this is. waveform generation the output IS the playback. generate the audio, feed it to a scope, it draws the scene in real-time. there's no rendering step. it's analog so there's no pixel grid. you get continuous curves and effectively infinite resolution bootstrapped with procedural data, lissajous curves, wireframe 3D, stick figures, then scaled on real-world video converted to trace format. 90 TB of source video the model learns edges, contours, spatial relationships, motion. once it has that, describing a scene it's never seen is novel trajectory through the same learned space. generative geometry