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i am SO SORRY to have to break this to everyone, but statistically speaking you CAN NOT and WILL NOT just "hustle " your way out of systemic poverty. like what the fuck is not clicking we are ALL being fucked by a rigged system!!!

when i don rich, na birthday week i go de do, nothing like birth DAY

So that’s how one University said i should not come to perform at their school because they don’t want me to ‘spoil their girls’ ( who been asking me to come mind you!, strong core of my G base.) No shade, i can observe that the boys can sing about scam, igbo and booty but girls shouting ‘i no be goodgirl again’ and finding liberation in their sovereignty is where we draw the line? Oh okay. Anyways, this was me at Homecoming ‘26. 🐈‍⬛

You see how everyone is minding their business and acting like she being harassed is normal? You see how he is confident harassing a woman in public? This is what enables abusers, he knows nobody will speak up, nobody will stop him, but the minute she takes up arm and hit him or start fighting him, people will come out to stop her, to tell her it’s ok and some will even say she is overreacting. Whatever toxicity you see in our society today was birthed by the collective efforts of the citizens.

There's not a single Nigerian movie that has made me feel something Sad

"I don't have much to say a word is enough for the wise" -An African parent that has talked for 2 hours

Speak on it!!

I don't fucking care what your Bible, Quran or Torah says.

If your wedding is at Redeem Christian Church, don't invite me. If your child dedication is at Redeemed Christian Church, don't invite me. If your thanksgiving is at Redeemed Christian Church, don't invite me. Thanks for your attention to this matter🙏

The concept of calling out the current government and holding them accountable but refusing to do same to your "daddies" and "papas" of God who supports this current government is so hypocritical to me. Peak clown behavior.

rccg in 2026 i really pity everybody attending that church thinking they’ll go to heaven including their pastor

Just to be clear, you can’t be a God fearing Christian and you are actively dating an APC supporter/advocate.

ngl, one boat ride to ilashe is enough to make you never forgive slavery. it’s like 35 min boat ride… and all I can think about, as a pan Africanist, is how INTENTIONAL the transatlantic slave trade was. imagine doing that for over two centuries. wake it up.

@yappadoodledee I never wanted to get married as a virgin. Younger me knew it was stupid.

I can’t believe I used to tell myself I wanted to be a virgin till marriage but I wouldn’t marry a virgin cause I want a man with “experience” 💀

I am fckin BEGGING sports bra makers to sew these pads in. Why are we still living like this???

i need to get laid!! it’s getting out of hand

Top 3 things that make me horny: 1. Men MOANING 2. Men WHIMPERING 3. Men WHIMPERING and MOANING

You’ll never see actual fine boys under these quotes Who sent all these lizards abeg

@tunde_naija Remind us next year

You people don’t share food during Easter ni ?

@DeRichmind I was going to say davido won’t fuck you, but considering how often he cheats, you prob have a chance.