Funmi Oduko

@KirralieS Ridiculous

The whole thing is a really bad joke. We should laugh and laugh and laugh at anyone making a mockery of womanhood. We should laugh and laugh and laugh at those trying to impose the most stupid lie ever - no man can ever be a woman -it is a very sick joke to even suggest they can.

@GuildfordBC Please send the refuse collectors to Charlotteville. Monday will be too late! Otherwise, I'm dumping the contents of my food waste bin into one of the bins in town. I'm terrified of the maggots we had last time this happened. 🫤

@GuildfordBC Please please PLEASE send refuse collectors to Charlotteville before we all get flies and maggots partying in our food waste bins!

@TransDiaries @jk_rowling I have seen some incredibly feminine trans people and saw some stunning ladyboys in a documentary about them in South-east Asia, but most of the time, it's pretty obvious. Less so when they've taken hormones from a young age. Sorry to disappoint. 😐

@jk_rowling JK, how do you know a stranger is a man or a woman without forcing them to undress or undergo medical examination?

A man without a penis is a surgically-modified or injured man. He is not a woman. Explain, without reference to regressive sex stereotypes, what 'feeling like a woman' means.

@TransDiaries @jk_rowling Seriously? 🙄

@GuildfordBC Please send refuse collectors out to the roads in Charlotteville tomorrow. Due yesterday. We're worried about flies smelling the good compost bin contents in this heat, and laying eggs, hatching into maggots like last time the bins weren't taken!

@south_railway - seriously? The guy in the station office at Guildford station clocked went for lunch at 2.40pm. Should have been back at 3.10. He just disappeared! Didn't tell anyone, wouldn't answer his personal phone. Nothing. And none of the staff knew or tried to find out.

@south_railway at its best. Waiting 46 mins for the ticket office to open. Apparently staff breaks are 30 mins. I saw the guy go back in 7 people waiting. According to another member of staff, he tried to contact the man in question but can't walk 20 ft to go check on him.

@JackWilliamRtF So very sad 😢

it's crazy how much some people hate their kids

Beautifully written. What she said and didn't say. #DontBelieveTheHype

@marksandspencer Thanks, Denise, but I tried taking them back but was told I needed to find the receipt. Will it show on my Sparks account that I bought them?

@FunmiOduko Hi Funmi, I'm sorry to hear this. Please take the pjs to your local clothing store at some point. You don't need to make a special journey, just pop in whenever you're next in town and my colleagues there will have a look at them for you. Denise

@marksandspencer p.s. I have Aspergers so texture is a big deal for me. I have never had an issue with your pjs or any other clothes. I also got a Little Miss Happy pencil case as a gift and I can't touch it without getting that nails scraping across a blackboard feeling!

@marksandspencer - 🎶Santa Baby. Got an awfully big problem - can you help me? Bought pjs but they make me itch, you see. Though I've washed them 4x! 🎶 🎶 Santa honey - I didn't think to keep the receipt. Bought pj's from this shop for years. And never had a problem before 🎶

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Thanks to Clark Young for making this photo available freely on @unsplash 🎁 unsplash.com/photos/QdRnZlz…

15 Oct: ordered a computer monitor from @DellCares. Arrived with damaged screen. 12 Jan: (& 29 emails later) I still haven't received a replacement. Delays due to COVID?

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Can anyone please tell me how to contact Abdel Mussa, the founder of ipersonalenrochment.com? I urgently need to cancel a phone appointment with him. Im not well. and was in A&E at the weekend. There doesn't seem to be a 'contact us' button on the website @iPEnrich