FurAffinity (Commentary)

What a deal!

ATTENTION: Anyone who participated in the "Krystal can't enjoy her sandwich" meme in 2007 will be BANNED by midnight tomorrow. It was recently discovered the sandwich contained MAYONNAISE (eggs) and eggs are children now. Disgusting.

We have a concept of a plan to allow name changes.

Hosting: $5,200/mo "Contractors": $36,250 Loan: $32,066 Credit: $13,477 Owed to previous owner: $83,800 someone good with the economy please help us budget this.

Sorry about the domain being hijacked, but when the site asked "do you want to enable 2FA" we thought it meant "2nd Fur Affinity", and look, we can barely afford the one we already have.

In order to mitigate the current outage, users will limited to getting off once per day, until further notice.

Minors may not be illustrated in fetish scenes, unless it's one of the ones our administrators like, and you may only illustrate minors in sexual situations if your username is "Zaush".

Following in Twitter's footsteps, FurAffinity is open sourcing the algorithm it uses to help you discover artists. Here it is!

Starting on the 30th of this month, only FA+ users will be able to change their passwords.

See? Rewriting your site's code is NEVER worth it! Our pile of 2004 spaghetti PHP with one maintainer will work JUST FINE another 20 years! We just need more servers!

Voting gets you put on a list? We've done one better before! Not the slightest hint of irony over the "Please like me" style of website management.

Wait... You can ban people from linking to competitors?! Why didn't anyone tell us this before?!

Wow! What's happening with bans on Twitter is wild! FurAffinity would never just arbitrarily ban people for upsetting the owner.

Sorry, too many options. Will redo poll.

Funny how someone complained to 3lon about this account right before FA made a big push trying to sell FA+ subscriptions. 🤔 Sadly for them, Comedy is Legal on Twitter.

Does somebody know what color smoke is supposed to come out of servers? Asking for a friend.

Wow! Great to see so many people coming back to FA! Rest assured, we're preparing a fresh new scandal to drive you all off the site once again!

thinking of suing 3lon. Mass staff exoduses are our thing.

Look, even if he did do something illegal, it wasn't against the rules at the time. It also wasn't illegal, because the law didn't exist yet. Therefore there is absolutely nothing we can do, other than keep this guy as Director of Operations.

Come back to the good admin place