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This guy is a genius Jimmy's plan to tackle the Manosphere | Part 1 #jimmycarr #crowdwork #st... youtube.com/shorts/YHdSFtZ… via @YouTube

I don’t wear body armour anymore. London is still dangerous The reason is I carry pork all the time for safety 😂

We need more of this

WOW. Senator Harry Reid, a DEMOCRAT, introduced a bill in 1993 to END birthright citizenship for illegal aliens. But if Trump wants to do it, Democrats call it "rAcIsT"

An old video captures Norm Macdonald pushing back on aspects of Pride Month.

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Our military installations have been turned into gun-free zones—leaving our service members vulnerable and exposed. That ends today.

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Things That Happened Faster Than Building the California High Speed Rail 💀 youtube.com/shorts/qMmXoaC… via @YouTube

REPEAL!!!!!

Pig needs some time in jail for this shit

That horse is based

Bernie Sanders - 40 Years in Office Chuck Schumer - 52 Years in Office Joe Biden - 50 Years in Office Donald Trump - 5 Years in Office Guess Which One They’re Crying About at the No Kings Protests today?

WOAH 🚨 Congressman Andy Ogles brings insane data to a hearing - Congress passed the Hart-Celler Act - Immigration surged from roughly 300,000 annually to 60 MILLION IMMIGRANTS IMPORTED after the act - 90% came from 3rd world country - ALMOST ALL are on welfare Congress “passed the Hart-Celler Act. Since that time, we've seen chain migration on a scale that quite frankly, I'm not sure even the progressive liberal authors of that bill could have possibly imagined. In that amount of time, we've seen 60 million migrants come into this country, most of which 90% from third world countries.” ‘90% of Migrants are from third-world countries, most of which are ON welfare’ Example of immigrants imported: “There are roughly 300,000 Afghans in America, 200,000 of which came under Biden. Approximately 45% of Afghans are on U.S. food stamps.”

A State Department of Fish and Wildlife sends a letter to a home/landowner asking for permission to access a creek on his property to document the decline in a certain species of unheard of frogs. The property owners' response in the second letter is EPIC. Letter from Dept. Of Fish & Wildlife: Dear Landowner: WDFWR Staff will be conducting surveys for foothill yellow-legged frogs & other amphibians over the next few months. As part of this research we would like to survey the creek on your property. I am writing this letter to request your permission to access your property. Recent research indicates that foothill yellow-legged frogs have declined significantly in recent years and are no longer found at half their historic sites. Your cooperation will be greatly appreciated and will help contribute to the conservation of this important species. Please fill out the attached postage-paid postcard and let us know if you are willing to let us cross your property or not. If you have any concerns about this project please give us a call. We would love to talk with you about our research. Sincerely Steve Nemel Conservation Strategy Implementation Biologist ***************************** ****************************** ****************************** ***************************** RESPONSE FROM LANDOWNERS: Dear Mr. Nemel: Thank you for your inquiry regarding accessing our property to survey for the yellow-legged frog. We may be able to help you out with this matter. We have divided our 2.26 acres into 75 equal survey units with a draw tag for each unit. Application fees are only $8.00 per unit after you purchase the "Frog Survey License" ($120.00 resident / $180.00 Non-Resident). You will also need to obtain a "Frog Habitat" parking permit ($10.00 per vehicle). You will also need an "Invasive Species" stamp ($15.00 for the first vehicle and $5.00 for each add'l vehicle) You will also want to register at the Check Station to have your vehicle inspected for Non-native plant life prior to entering our property. There is also a Day Use fee, $5.00 per vehicle. If you are successful in the Draw you will be notified two weeks in advance so you can make necessary plans and purchase your "Creek Habitat" stamp. ($18.00 Resident / $140.00 Non-Resident). Survey units open between 8 am. And 3 PM. But you cannot commence survey until 9 am. And must cease all survey activity by 1 PM. Survey Gear can only include a net with a 2" diameter made of 100% organic cotton netting with no longer than an 18 in handle, non-weighted and no deeper than 6' from net frame to bottom of net. Handles can only be made of BPA-free plastics or wooden handles. After 1 PM. You can use a net with a 3" diameter if you purchase the "Frog Net Endorsement" ($75.00 Resident / $250 Non-Resident). Any frogs captured that are released will need to be released with an approved release device back into the environment unharmed. As of June 1, we are offering draw tags for our "Premium Survey" units and application is again only $8.00 per application. However, all fees can be waived if you can verify "Native Indian Tribal rights and status". You will also need to provide evidence of successful completion of "Frog Surveys" and your "Comprehensive Course on Frog Identification, Safe Handling Practices, and Self-Defense Strategies for Frog Attacks." This course is offered on-line through an accredited program for a nominal fee of $750.00. Please let us know if we can be of assistance to you. Otherwise, we decline your access to our property but appreciate your inquiry. Sincerely, The American Citizens! Thanks To Steve Worthy for this amusing story 🤭