Paul Larman

@TimboJ @anon_opin Jerk

@anon_opin Wait until you try and have a sensible conversation about weightlifting disciplines.

Whoever decided to name small birds "tits" ruined forever the possibility of a sensible conversation about these beautiful creatures.

@channnnnyyyyy You just have to watch a ship sail away, after about 3 miles it disappears over the horizon. Where do flat earthers thinks it goes?

The horizon is proof earth is round. when you look far, the land appears to meet the sky. That is literally what a sphere looks like. This isn’t even basic science. It’s common knowledge.

@Danny_McMoomins Grandpa Joe was 64 and bed bound!

Just read Roy Kinnear was 36 or 37 when he made Willy Wonka.

@goodlobster1 Were all these landings faked?

If you believe that the Spacecraft in the background took off from the moon and landed back on earth in 1969…….. Please DM me I have a used car for sale 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@Robert45348939 @DarrenPlymouth Were all these landings faked?

@Fuzzy900555 @DarrenPlymouth Is this a joke question?

The camera that took this picture, a Hasselblad, was not protected in any way from solar radiation. The moon unlike Earth is in direct intense sunlight as it has no atmosphere or magnetosphere. The Kodak film would have been destroyed… this picture could not have been taken on the moon.

@DarrenPlymouth Why didn't they put stars in the background then if it was taken in a studio?

There are clearly multiple light sources in this perfectly framed photo. The flag perfectly positioned. A shot like this has all the hallmarks of professional photography in a studio.

@andy_buksterlin @SeanTheExtraGuy @michaelshermer They had spies in the USA

@SeanTheExtraGuy @michaelshermer They didn’t have the radar capability to track it, Sean.

Dear No Moonies: If we never landed on the moon what is your explanation for these images taken by the Chandrayaan-2 probe from the Indian Space Research Organisation (ISRO), when it mapped the lunar surface in detail in 2021?

@Millz_10 @_laurennn92 They usually die outside

@_laurennn92 Glass over spider. Slip a sheet of paper over the glass and take him outside. Failing that smash it with a slider 😂

What’s the etiquette for getting rid of a huge spider that’s practically on the ceiling?

@SimonPryde A Mischief of Newcastle fans

Bill messaged #totalsport to say the collective noun for a group of #safc fans should be an EXPECTATION. Any other (non-rude!!) appropriate collective nouns for fans of particular teams?

@anon_opin Extras was the best thing

Not passing judgement on his overall output but the best thing Ricky Gervais ever did was giving Mackenzie Crook his big break

@CraigHope_DM Players won't get injuries anymore, they will get "knox"

🚨 BREAKING: From July, Newcastle’s training ground will be known as “The Knox”, after the club signed a multi-year partnership with Knox Hydration #nufc

@ladychatterley @BBCRadio2 @djgarydavies I'd rather not listen to 80's music all morning

Maybe @BBCRadio2 could just give @djgarydavies the breakfast show for good? It hasn’t been this listenable for ages. Tuned in out of curiosity and have listened every morning this week…🤔

@BigYuriNator @Jenny_1884 It was in the middle of the cold war Russia knew more about what was happening in the US than Americans did. They would have known if it was faked

@Jenny_1884 I don’t believe we did. More powerful tech in an iPhone than that Apollo 11 ship that’s a fact. It was just a show to stop Russia trying to get the first, they were getting close. The effort & tech it’s taken to get ppl just going near it, there’s no way we did that in 60’s.

Why has it taken 50yrs to just go around the moon? Is anyone else starting to question whether the moon landing really happened?

@harmoonoid @David__Osland All political parties are like this

@Fuzzy900555 @David__Osland No idea, but arent you sick of votingLib/Lab/Con and never getting what you were promised, just ignored till the next election cycle?

Now that I'm in the demographic myself, I'm completely bewildered by the popularity of Reform among over 65s. How can rapidly ageing ex-punk rockers and mods (or even hippies, for that matter) bring themselves to vote for Farage?

@harmoonoid @David__Osland How would Reform fix this?

@David__Osland Maybe they have become an ethnic minority in a now crime riddled street that they have lived in for 40 yrs or more and remember when it was a nice place to be?

@trjbqgznx5 @thomashammond__ Clear as mud 😆

@thomashammond__ It means the club and stadium are now separate entities legally. So the stadium ownership can be could take on the debt to build a new stadium. Or the club could be sold without the stadium with the new club owners have to pay to rent the existing stadium.

Not massively into the finance side of the club so can someone explain to mean in simple terms what selling St James’ to ourselves has done?

@Commoninsense @Goosey30111568 Plays in midfield for Bournemouth

@Goosey30111568 Who is he?

Scott Mills Sacked by BBC. What's he done?

@TheNorthernEcho Stadium of Reich

Nigel Farage says he is hoping to attend Sunderland home game at Stadium of Light ift.tt/wpkSHb2

@mattmorgbears @goonerterry @AndreaHymas7 @TeresaC123 @SunderlandAFC @kickitout @frlydensmith @Kevin_Maguire Wake up!

@Fuzzy900555 @goonerterry @AndreaHymas7 @TeresaC123 @SunderlandAFC @kickitout @frlydensmith @Kevin_Maguire Yawn……

Bye bye @SunderlandAFC I'm extremely upset about this but I will NOT support a team that endorses racism. Farage's views are utterly abhorrent & the opposite of all the work done for years throughout the sport to eradicate discrimination @kickitout @frlydensmith @Kevin_Maguire

@goonerterry @AndreaHymas7 @TeresaC123 @SunderlandAFC @kickitout @frlydensmith @Kevin_Maguire I mean why would he feel awkward?

@goonerterry @AndreaHymas7 @TeresaC123 @SunderlandAFC @kickitout @frlydensmith @Kevin_Maguire What's wrong with hearing other languages on a train?