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Kids on the playground have not changed, just the subject matter.

@lovedropx Thank you

Having a connection with someone that is elctrifying can be terrifying to lose, especially if it happens out of nowhere. How do you move on without closure? I have come around to realizing that it's okay that it's still with me. Of course it's ideal that I get over it when I want to but we simply don't work like that. Take this time to take a deep delve into what this connection meant for you, what did they do that made you feel so seen? Or so in love?

@Devilish_Lass @rendy_jones He's a journalist and got the screeners

@rendy_jones How is anybody able to watch 2 episodes this early?? /genq

I saw two episodes of REGULAR SHOW: THE LOST TAPES — it's all they gave critics. They're pretty funny, especially with more current cultural commentary. I do appreciate how much they're promoting Eileen and Margaret. Although, I can't help but feel as if some of the stories are CLOSE ENOUGH episodes that never got to be, repackaged for REGULAR SHOW.

After years of dating an emotionally avoidant person, I can tell you, don't date them. Avoid them at all costs. Not because they're broken. Because you will break trying to fix them. Here is what actually happens: You will have the same conversation dozens of times. The same unmet need, the same explanation, the same promise of change, the same silence two weeks later. You will start tracking their moods to decide whether today is a safe day to bring something up. You will rehearse how to say things in a way that won't make them shut down. You will apologize for having needs because your needs make them uncomfortable. You will do all of this automatically, without noticing, because it becomes survival. Their avoidance is not passive. It actively trains you. Every time you soften a request and they respond better, you learn to ask for less. Every time you bring up a real issue and they go cold, you learn to stay quiet. You are being conditioned, slowly, to need less, expect less, and accept less, and you will call that growth. You will call it "not being needy." It is not. It is erosion. The intimacy you want will always be slightly out of reach. Close enough to keep you there. Far enough that you never actually feel it. That gap is the whole relationship. And the timeline is always the same: Years in, you are exhausted, they are unchanged, and you have to decide whether to leave someone you genuinely love because they will not meet you halfway. That decision will cost you enormously either way. You cannot love someone into emotional availability. That is not how it works. They have to want it, pursue it, and do the work, independent of whether you stay or go. Most don't. Not because they can't. Because nothing has made it necessary yet. You being there makes it unnecessary.

@apacifish @arikoyarii no rug" multiple times and asked me for the same reassurances. I focused my therapy on "sitting with discomfort" because I was told by her that the feeling of difference for months was my inability handle a LDR. It's gaslighting. My trust is all fucked up now. Thank you again 💚

@apacifish @arikoyarii Tysm honestly. I don't want to therapy speak either tbh, but idk if it's because I already have PTSD and it's a processing issue, but it really has been weirdly traumatizing in a long and backwards way that hurts worse than my childhood trauma lmao. She literally said "there's

having avoidant attachment is one of the most draining qualities. Like I swear I did like you and I know I wanted you first...but now I just don't. I can't explain it anymore than that so please stop asking me to....

@apacifish @arikoyarii I want it" the second it's no longer fun for her. Spend thousands on a plane ticket and hotel to go see her, buy her a TV lol, help clean out her Ex's stuff, spend time going through family photos with her dad and he calls me son. "It's perfect." The second I leave, she ghosts me

@apacifish @arikoyarii Why spend the time to convince me that twin flames are real, that we are bound for eternity, that she feels an unbreakable, cosmic pull to me - we are meant to be. After being best of friends for 15 years. She told me she was everything she'd need and vice versa. And then "idk if

@madsdanae Are you me

we decided to stay together and then he ghosted me all weekend heheheheheheheheh

you will never guess what happened

@Farmer_Jud @Stealth40k 1-2like

@Stealth40k DK Bananza is the world's first 1-2 game.

Donkey Kong Bananza Producer Kenta Motokura says he was inspired by Super Mario Bros. Level 1-2: "I’ve loved this scene since I was a kid. You can interact with almost everything on the screen, and, depending on how you go about that, there are multiple ways to proceed." gamefile.news/p/nintendo-don…

@nintendude412 Truly not your fault people were too dumb to get it

I took down the post, I really didn’t mean to do anything harmful by it. Neither the game nor the company deserve harassment or AI allegations and I’m sorry if I initiated that. The post was simply intended to be a light-hearted joke and I apologize for any damage it’s done.

@HappyKittyShop5 @Sora_Sakurai Auto translated by grok

愛猫ふくらし､もうお骨になってしまいました｡ 家に帰ってきたとき､玄関に駆け寄る姿はもうない… 私は慢性的に忙しく､朝から晩まで仕事で家を空けていてさみしい思いをさせました｡ コロナ禍によるテレワーク以降､家にいる時間が増えてからからずいぶん甘えたさんになった印象でした｡ 写真は､気を惹くためかよく取っていたポーズ｡ さては､自身がかわいいことをわかっているね?

@nomad_090 @miscrave @Stealth40k He doesn't do a Mario impression - he is Mario.

@FuzzyGruzzy @miscrave @Stealth40k Because he was talking about people who can do a Mario impression, not people who Nintendo hired to play Mario, you fucking idiot

The new voice of Mario, Kevin Afghani says he has a tremendous amount of respect for Charles Martinet. "Look, Charles, as far as I'm concerned, IS Mario. He created something that is so unbelievably iconic. And he did it so masterfully. If I wasn't nervous, then I'm the wrong guy. I'm the second guy who's doing Mario. Charles is THE guy. There is such an unbelievable respect for Charles. He is amazing." usatoday.com/story/entertai…

@nomad_090 @miscrave @Stealth40k "his Mario is mid" There have only been 2 Marios How can one of two be mid?

@FuzzyGruzzy @miscrave @Stealth40k I can assure you that there have been more than two people to do a Mario impression. If you’re judging based on who Nintendo has hired, that seems awfully arbitrary, no?

@miscrave @Stealth40k He's one of two people to ever do it. Quite literally impossible to be mid

@Stealth40k Kevin seems like a nice person but NGL his Mario is mid

@wizzyknows @BrendondeSimon3 @BilmuriTweets So you didn't answer the question

@BrendondeSimon3 @BilmuriTweets Pick any song from any halo it clears that’s what I’m saying

BEST VIDEO GAME SONG OF ALL TIME?

@Jayjaynorton32 @kay_kb9 @soullig Look man. Idk if you're a troll so I'll just say this: It doesn't matter. Because at the end of the day, the govt you're trying to keep from feeding Americans is funding OTHER COUNTRIES' comprehensive social services. You're being lied to. They give where it's advantagous.

@dragqueenjp @kay_kb9 @soullig How many people receiving government assistance acrually work tho?

u know back in the day I studied criminal justice in high school. My teacher was telling us about how he’d never break the law but then the convo got rly dark n serious almost when he said but if it came down to his son and having what they needed. He’d start stealing and do what he needed to do. And I never forgot that conversation because this is what happens. When you deny people a basic right, when you deny families and children of basic human needs it’s going to be a lot more stealing. It’s going to be a lot more violence. When people have nothing to lose and you’ve already stripped them of everything they had they stop fearing consequence. When you take control of every resource, deliberately make it inaccessible by price gouging, yet turn around and shame people who ARE working hard and still cannot afford resources that are a basic human right, people are going to become more and more angry. When it comes to taking food out of peoples mouths, they are going to start doing what they have to do to feed their families. If you show no regard for human life why would people show regard for yours. It’s only going to continue to get worse.

@RageManPlays @mixedgrass666 Look up marine biologists and the jfk assassination

@mixedgrass666 The Gatorade one is great too

@HEYimHeroic Hell yeah

one day they're gonna invent wireless charging emitters that reach as far as your wifi signal so your devices are always charging and our average lifespan will be decreased by 30 years because of it