Orioles Birdwatcher🌹

Well, that does it, hon. A new era on the social media platform formally known as Twitter has begun! Please, maintain calm. It says it in my profile now, so that means it's true. I am the BirdWatcher. And I do play-by-play coverage of #BaltimoreOrioles baseball. As you were.

@JakeDRill MoneyHoney

Orioles fans will want to tune into MASN for today’s game vs. the Cardinals. Vance Honeycutt is here again as an extra player from Minor League camp. In case you somehow haven’t heard, “Home Run Honeycutt” is 4-for-4 with 4 home runs in 4 Grapefruit League games this spring.

@Bubblebathgirl @atrupar Imagine being on standby, like a LAPDOG, on Rupars Twitter feed all day, every day, so you can rush to tell people "nobody cares". Ive never witnessed a more pathetic attempt at "influencing" than this schmuck right here. Every day matters, Paul. Except in your case apparently

@atrupar Nobody cares. Tillis is grandstanding even though his career is over.

after absolutely eviscerating Kristi Noem and calling for her resignation, Tillis is applauded. He thens threatens to hold up nominees if she doesn't stop stonewalling him. My God.

@PigTownSports If Vance made AA out of camp, Id be happy for him but Id prefer just two weeks in High-A. Show us you can rake where you were supposed to, then get the call. This is like finding a bag of cash. Some would prefer to hurry up and spend. I say let's be "financially responsible".

AA has Hodo, Josenberger and Sosa in the OF Nate George is 19 Vance Honeycutt is 22 Could either one of these guys start the year in AA and who do you think does?

@PigTownSports He looks locked TF in, whatever it is. We all hear - "dont read too much into spring, early spring..." but in his case, we know he's streaky and when ON, can mash. 2nd to only Judge in OPS vs LHP prior year with BOS. He's a bit less jacked, new coach, mgr, clean slate, Im hopeful

Since 2024, Tyler O'Neill swung at this pitch 116 times he Whiffed 54 times 4 for 42 with 3 HRs with a 40.7% K rate 46.6% Whiff Rate Are his last 2 HRs anomaly's or has he made adjustments to get to these pitches?

@WhyEaglesWhy2 @BrettEsplen @Jay_Wilks27 @YahooFantasy That's mic drop stuff right there, Nate. EPIC.

@FuzzyWarbles @BrettEsplen @Jay_Wilks27 @YahooFantasy Not as much as I had your mother screaming last night

@WhyEaglesWhy2 @BrettEsplen @Jay_Wilks27 @YahooFantasy This SCREAMS "Jay's 2nd account" by the way....

@FuzzyWarbles @BrettEsplen @Jay_Wilks27 @YahooFantasy Even by the cesspool standards that X has become, this is some seriously pathetic shit from fuzzy fuckface over here. What a whiny ass bitch lol

@BrettEsplen @Jay_Wilks27 @YahooFantasy A THIRD STRAIGHT "TWEET AND BLOCK"...awww, Jay...this is not very becoming of you... What's the expression...oh yeah...DO BETTER.

@BrettEsplen @Jay_Wilks27 @YahooFantasy See that Jay?...friends made. lol

@BrettEsplen @Jay_Wilks27 @YahooFantasy Thats...better...kinda...😂

@FuzzyWarbles @Jay_Wilks27 @YahooFantasy Your getting too fired up fuzzy, keep that heartrate down. Probably hasn't been this high since the last time you crawled out of your basement

@BrettEsplen @Jay_Wilks27 @YahooFantasy Again, you are IN THE RING WITH ME. Dont try and take some high ground. Either trade jabs like a man or get lost.

@FuzzyWarbles @Jay_Wilks27 @YahooFantasy Do your friends and family still invite you out to gatherings or did they stop because you were always to busy doing play by play for the Orioles to 3 other people on YouTube and pointing out spelling mistakes on Twitter

@BrettEsplen @Jay_Wilks27 @YahooFantasy Damn Ive gone from seven to three? Id LOVE to hear the long list of accomplishments from you two douchebags...

@Jay_Wilks27 @BrettEsplen @YahooFantasy And he's back! Aww, how you been, bud? Lovely account you have by the way, no signs you dont agitate on a daily basis, is there? 😂

@FuzzyWarbles @BrettEsplen @YahooFantasy Bro you were the one throwing around insults and making it personal. I just returned fire. But yeah, once it gets to the point where you’re just drooling and firing off random insults, someone needs to silence you and put you in the corner where you belong. Now run along bitch.

@BrettEsplen @Jay_Wilks27 @YahooFantasy "I'm hear" 🤣

@FuzzyWarbles @Jay_Wilks27 @YahooFantasy Yeah I do love this shit that's why I'm hear you pompous shithead

@BrettEsplen @Jay_Wilks27 @YahooFantasy Well then why tell me to shut up, numbnuts? Keep it going...You love it...

@BrettEsplen @Jay_Wilks27 @YahooFantasy Wait....I thought you "loved this shit"... This is why I engage like this from time to time. So many people online who cant just OWN who they are. They want it both ways. I can admit, yeah laying into that other dude, or you...waste of time. And you admit you love this shit

@FuzzyWarbles @Jay_Wilks27 @YahooFantasy Shut up nerd

@BrettEsplen @Jay_Wilks27 @YahooFantasy That's "you're", but thank you for your intellectual contribution.

@FuzzyWarbles @Jay_Wilks27 @YahooFantasy Your both retards

@BrettEsplen @Jay_Wilks27 @YahooFantasy I love when a guy trades insults but postures as if he's taking the high road. That interaction ended with the classic "insult tweet back, block, and run". Whats the problem, Jay? You actually worried Im looking to stalk you or something? Fucking weak sauce.

@Jay_Wilks27 @FuzzyWarbles @YahooFantasy Love this shit

@Jay_Wilks27 @WhyEaglesWhy2 @YahooFantasy Off on YOU. Who are you even talking to with this response? The audience that ISNT going to engage with you?

@WhyEaglesWhy2 @FuzzyWarbles @YahooFantasy Right?! This little dude has some serious anger issues. Absolutely went off over a stranger calling out Yahoo Sports lol

@Jay_Wilks27 @YahooFantasy ATTACKATTACK My god, are you claiming victimhood here? Get bent.

@FuzzyWarbles @YahooFantasy And you attacking me for calling it out is going to make a difference in this world? Could you sound any dumber right now? 😂

@Jay_Wilks27 @YahooFantasy Well, your calling out is gonna make such a difference in this world - I am SO PROUD of you - keep up the Lord's work, fuckface.

@FuzzyWarbles @YahooFantasy You're the one lashing out over me correcting something that didn't even involve you. It was a misleading post, at best, and a complete engagement farming post, at worst. I called it out. You took that opportunity to attack me. You need to look within my dude.