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@KeithMalinak Bruh

Nope.

@BridgetPhetasy Sooo zen. It’s almost Spock-like.

Well luckily everyone is completely sane and rational right now.

@BridgetPhetasy @_Zeets Well, at least we can identify patient zero for the zombie apocalypse.

@_Zeets And they let people leave the plague ship!

So I finally looked up what’s going on, and this cruise ship kept sailing as people kept getting sick and dying on the ship. And the bodies were kept on board for weeks. We need to ban cruise ships immediately.

@BridgetPhetasy @ChHouseBooks Glad you replied to this. Will bookmark.

@ChHouseBooks So excited about these! Perfect timing for my almost Kindergartener. Can’t wait until June!

All of our original Chapter House titles are printed right here in the United States. 🇺🇸 Which ones did you pre-order today?

@BridgetPhetasy Kurt?!?! Wow!

Open my feed: —the US is out of oil (allegedly) —the Hantavirus is human to human (allegedly) —famine is coming (allegedly) —governments are cracking down on the open internet (definitely) —Kurt Loder is 81 (I’m sorry WHAT??)

@philthatremains President Comacho

Bill Murray

@BillboardChris @theUprising91 Brah. 🎯

Spencer Pratt is really good at this.

@liz_churchill10 @grok , how often does Senator Fetterman vote along party lines? What major bills did he vote in unison with the Republican Party?

WOW…I can’t believe I’m hearing this… Senator John Fetterman is CALLING OUT HIS OWN PARTY AS SOCIALISTS Senator Fetterman states that, “An ORGY of SOCIALISM” is taking over the Democrats…with a full “COMMUNIST RESURGENCE” funded by Billionaires aligned with the CCP…

@oliviadasovic Ooor… just No.

earn it.

@SteveDeaceShow @ZachNunn Mine is there.

Thank you to my congressman @ZachNunn for this vote.

@philthatremains Rad

@realDailyWire Brilliant minds…

The brilliant minds over at ‘The View’ somehow think that Trump’s push to build the White House ballroom means he’s never leaving office: “Building this ballroom basically means you’re never leaving.”

@SteveDeaceShow @realKrisCruz Yep. Love seeing it.

This is perhaps the greatest cultural trend of 2026 thus far.

@bennyjohnson @BarackObama 🎯

@BarackObama You want to create congressional ghettos using black people as pawns to rig power for more race communism. If white people were doing the same thing, you’d burn cities down. It’s wrong, illegal and unconstitutional. In a Republic, we have Rule of Law not Rule of Race

Today’s Supreme Court decision effectively guts a key pillar of the Voting Rights Act, freeing state legislatures to gerrymander legislative districts to systematically dilute and weaken the voting power of racial minorities - so long as they do it under the guise of “partisanship” rather than explicit “racial bias.” And it serves as just one more example of how a majority of the current Court seems intent on abandoning its vital role in ensuring equal participation in our democracy and protecting the rights of minority groups against majority overreach. The good news is that such setbacks can be overcome. But that will only happen if citizens across the country who cherish our democratic ideals continue to mobilize and vote in record numbers - not just in the upcoming midterms or in high profile races, but in every election and every level.

@ScottPresler @BarackObama Agreed

@BarackObama Can we all agree that it’s racist to draw congressional maps based solely on skin color? Can we also agree that eradicating race-based maps is a good thing? By the way, Utah’s only black member of Congress is being replaced by a white man because democrats drew new maps.

@Brettdasovic I know a job that doesn’t pay anything that a lot of women find fulfilling…

I'd advise you to have a way to pay your bills, but that's just me.

@_jetgaming @Emotion78687 Had to fact check this because she just seems so ageless. It’s true, though.

@Emotion78687 Wanna feel old? The singer, Hope Sandoval, is like 60 now. Time flies 😭

How everyone at the concert sat down and shut up and listened to her. She was hypnotic.

@oliviadasovic Because no one watches his show and he’s irrelevant.

The Kimmel joke was said 2 days before the WHCD. Why wasn't anyone mad about it then?

@BridgetPhetasy Woah, we can do that??

I laughed

@TPostMillennial What a dope. How do we get stuck with people like that?

Rep. Hakeem Jeffries: "And this so-called White House Press Secretary wants to lecture America and lecture us about civility? Get lost! Clean up your own house before you have anything to say to us about the language that we use."