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if I woke up to a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away

One final alarm tomorrow, then sweet, uninterrupted lie-ins await. 👍

Dialed

@brodders_be Nice. Had 10 minutes spare before i jumped on the train and backed them both

If you're desperate* to have a bet in the Marygate (3.30pm York), Karl Burke has sent out 2 winners, 3 2nds and a 3rd in the race in the last 4 years. It wouldn't be the worst blind bet ever to back both of his ew and have the forecast! *I stress - desperate! 😂

@OddsWise They absolutely are the best. Main issue is not burning the roof of your mouth and getting the juice all over you when eating them warm straight from the shop

The best pork pie I've had in years. To be found in North Yorkshire. Skipton, Settle and Crosshills. 10/10.

Walken was 57 when he did this, by the time I was 57 I couldn't fart without breaking a limb. One of THE greatest videos ever made. Fatboy Slim - Genius.

Look at those fences in the 1973 Grand National. Crisp out in front ridden by Richard Pitman just gets caught by Red Rum under Brian Fletcher. A different race back then!

@choppsyboy84 Man of the peephole

Heading to the 'den of iniquity' next for gear and hookers

Tried to get into a nite club in Inverness with purple Saints away top on lad says u need a tie, jumped back to the motor got some jump leads and used the black lead to make a tie went back to club and asked the bouncer if I could come in he said yes but don't start anything . .

@Mathewforthh As long as you have your health - thats all thats important

@GCh1p Thanks mate, no I've just had a few health problems and stepped back as using this like I did became a real chore and I wasn't enjoying it. I'll probably come and go again tbh

@Mathewforthh nice to see you back pal. Was worried something bad had happened to you

The greatest Talksport call ever imo. Schmeltz Herring, you wait until his wife joins in!👏👏

@TruckerSpence Stuck at the lights next to the Sainsburys. Grew up at the top of that street just to the left on Langroyd Road #buildourbypass

Cobbled Street in Colne Lancashire.

@Kooshykooooooo 🙌 yes Koosh

Sack Rob Key the fat Kent cunt and sack the kiwi cunt as well

Where’s the cue ball going?

RIP John Virgo, wheres the cue ball going? X❤️

@Ramma_____ Absolutely spot on that pal. Buy now pay later

Burnley were hamstrung in what they could do in the summer having got themselves tied into some really bad obligation to buy loan deals in order to get promoted Sure around £60-£70m of their summer spend was obligated on loan players who are nowhere near prem level

Next up, a rare tape from a jungle pioneer, 32 years ago: The great @therealLTJbukem @ Fusion: The Awakening, Second Birthday, Farnborough Recreation Centre 26.02.94 There was a hardcore pack sold from this event but Bukem played there also, released on a limited solo cassette. Mid 90's intelligent jungle brilliance by a master. No tracklist on this one. Discogs: discogs.com/release/160155… Reminder that all mixes uploaded here today go on my Kofi for download tonight. 👇🔥👇

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dimitri finds out, 2008

@choppsyboy84 Sending love big man ❤️

Can still hear my daddy asking, did your team win son ? Did Josh enjoy his day ? Well done son, make it a Christmas to remember. 🏁 He will be 7 months gone on Christmas day 🎄