Ivan

i just been out and bad from way back when.

Prayers do work and tables do turn

vintage pokemon art by Mitsuhiro Arita

I love you dearly in a noncommittal, abstract, and frankly almost useless way

Don’t call me twin if you don’t love feet

gynecologists really went out and got a degree in pussy

It's interesting watching people underestimate you until they realise you were being humble, not incapable.

Did you know Pikachu has a surprisingly consistent “language” in the anime and fans have decoded what many of his “Pika” variations actually mean? • “Pikapi” = Ash • “Pikachu-Pi” = Misty • “Pika-Chu” = Brock or Axew • “Pikaka” = Dawn • “PiPiPi” = Togepi • “PikakaPika” = Bulbasaur • “PikaPika” = Squirtle and several other Pokémon • “PiPi-kachu” = Team Rocket • “Pi-Pikachu” = Victory cheer (“I did it!”) said after winning badges, catching Pokémon, etc. • “Pika-Pikachu” = Referring to or introducing itself • “Chaa” = Happy/excited sound or yawning • “Pika!” = “Wait!” • “Pi-kaPika” = “Goodbye” • “Piiika-Chuuuuuu!” = Thunderbolt • Other move calls like “Pika-Pika-Pika-Pika-Pika-Pika, Chuuu Pii!” for Electro Ball are also consistent Ikue Ōtani has voiced Pikachu for 25+ years and has kept these exact speech patterns remarkably consistent across thousands of episodes. Note: While these patterns are very consistent and repeatable in the anime, this is not an officially confirmed full language by Game Freak or The Pokémon Company. Team Rocket once called it “Pika-speak” in a single episode, but these meanings are fan-decoded interpretations based on context and repetition rather than official canon.

niggas be scared to dm a girl whole time she eat double quarter pounders

Why is Auntie Anne's only in the mall? Bitch, spread tf out!

Still more people to meet. Still more people to love.

Scaring the hoes by being too genuine

Bananas are such convenient fruits like no chopping or washing needed, not sticky, no juice dripping around and they come with their own biodegradable packaging. A 10/10 in my books

music taste been elite since a child

Backing into parking spots is performative

Good feet = good pussy

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Please do everything within your reach not to get fat

i hope from May to December, our lives change for the better.

Beanie Sigel - Mack 10s and 44s