Gert Coetzee

Sterk oppad na ons eerste maraton toe... @WillemEngelbre1 #kophouAanhou

Goeie Gholf, Goeie Sigars, Goeie Wiskey en Goeie Pelle! @dctaljard @GCoetzee91 @CuanSmith1 @ErikvdMerwe #priceless #aitiger #ricky4president

!!!!! Het n nuwe twitter account - @GertCoetzee0 !!!!!

Sterkte aan die oud huisman @TheRealGiniel met #dakar2013 bring die koppie huistoe! #Flilux @HuisMarais

#Tips4NewMaties Hoekom wil jy n 4 jaar kurses in 5 jaar afjaag as jy dit gerieflik in 6 jaar kan doen !?!

I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell. #Ted

#Tips4NewMaties crocs is die nuwe in ding op kampus. As jy nog nie n paar het nie,gaan kry dadelik vir jou!!!

If #SAbest can get killed by vehicle why do ordinary #cyclists think they #owntheroad? #invincible #knowyourplace #braindead

I seriously hope this idiot who is responsible fries in Jail for life!!! #BurryStander NationalHero....

I'm shocked by the news of Burry's passing!!! Taxis on our roads are a fuck up no laws!!! So sad!!!!!!

Ross Taylor is probably sitting back home on his couch, enjoying every single moment of this beating!!! #SSCricket

Gloom n ding laf in Harties... @Arno_Meiring @WynandC3

@Ed_Swart don't you worry child, pappa is opad!!! #moerseDorsOpmy #wieWilDanoTouchiesSpeel

215 Road deaths in 3 days and some still decide not to buckle up?!!Road Safety starts with YOU!!

Mark Boucher helping rhino. YOU 2 can assist. SMS 'rhino' to 48800 (R10). 100% goes to collect DNA @RhinosInHand

@Ed_Swart @pieter_stofberg @PStofberg @HermanOros Danki manne,dit was n voorreg!! gou 2 dae rus,dans dit maar weer so! #don'tUworryChild

Drinking helps to fight against Radioactive Poisoning - The survivors of Chernobyl were drunk at the time.

So this apocalypse was fun... When's the next one?!

People are telling apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.

@Ed_Swart @HermanOros @pieter_stofberg @PStofberg hle se di wereld eindig more... Toeval??? Ek weet dam ni so mooi nie..