Garage Band Hedgefund 🇪🇺🇺🇦

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Garage Band Hedgefund 🇪🇺🇺🇦

@GHedgefund

Finance, Emerging Markets, Political Risk - currently Econ PhDing (suffering)

London/Frankfurt Katılım Mayıs 2021

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Garage Band Hedgefund 🇪🇺🇺🇦@GHedgefund·5h

@MitAktien Nö, zwei kleinere Unterlassungen, der Kern der Berichterstattung bleibt bestehen. Klar, dass das Ulmens Anwälte einfach mal weglassen. Es ging um Deepfake-Videos vs. Deepfake-Bilder, die Ulmen gerichtlich bestätigt verschickt hat. Aber Herr Baghoorn hat halt keine Ahnung.

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Kolja Barghoorn@MitAktien·6h

Ohoh! Spiegel Artikel über Fernandes/Ulmen ist rechtswidrig!

Schertz Bergmann@schertzbergmann

PRESSEERKLÄRUNG ZU CHRISTIAN ULMEN ./. SPIEGEL

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Garage Band Hedgefund 🇪🇺🇺🇦@GHedgefund·6h

Oh no, Claude is down, I‘m now unable to function in a professional capacity

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Garage Band Hedgefund 🇪🇺🇺🇦@GHedgefund·1d

Messi GOAT

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Garage Band Hedgefund 🇪🇺🇺🇦@GHedgefund·1d

Step A: Start war of choice Step B: Lose war of choice Step C: Unfreeze funds for a terrorist regime Step D: Insist that said funds be used for populist national policies ….

Umud Shokri Ph.D. 🛢@ushukrik

JD Vance says that #Iran's Frozen Funds will be used to purchase American Agricultural products "If Iranian assets are ever unfrozen, they are going to make American farmers richer and help feed the Iranian people" #OOTT @IranObserver0

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Garage Band Hedgefund 🇪🇺🇺🇦@GHedgefund·4d

Just saw a „deep value“ fund with holdings Coinbase, Shopify, DocuSign marketed to unsuspecting Sparkassen retail customers wtf

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Garage Band Hedgefund 🇪🇺🇺🇦@GHedgefund·4d

@Merridew__ Famous last words of every Israeli analyst ever

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Garage Band Hedgefund 🇪🇺🇺🇦@GHedgefund·4d

Guilty as charged

son of nurhaci@aisingioron

Guy at the gym opened hinge and turned his screen brightness all the way down

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Garage Band Hedgefund 🇪🇺🇺🇦@GHedgefund·6d

If Obama had said something like this, he would have been impeached (should be the motto of the Trump presidency)

OSINTtechnical@Osinttechnical

Trump says that Iran will retain its ballistic missile force. "They hurt a little location but they dont blow up the planet"

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Garage Band Hedgefund 🇪🇺🇺🇦@GHedgefund·14 Haz

I’ll have to admit there’s a certain joy in seeing Turkey screw up in every big tournament. Maybe I’m a bad person. They do have the most passionate supporters, always a lot of talent in the line-up. Every Turkish fan I talk is confident that this time is the time. So endearing

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Garage Band Hedgefund 🇪🇺🇺🇦@GHedgefund·13 Haz

If I’ll comment on this video honestly, I’ll be droned

DOW Rapid Response@DOWResponse

America’s @SECWAR CRUSHED 44 reps on the bench after a morning run with the troops yesterday in GTMO.

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Garage Band Hedgefund 🇪🇺🇺🇦@GHedgefund·13 Haz

Gates is the smart one here, sorry

bernoulli_defect@BernoulliDefect

This (insane) IPO is the ultimate vindication of Elon’s ride or die investing philosophy. Compare to divest and diversify Gates who would be worth $1.3T if he had held onto his 45% of Microsoft post-IPO. EMH fans in the mud.

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Garage Band Hedgefund 🇪🇺🇺🇦@GHedgefund·11 Haz

The Iranian regime can just register accounts here, call them “The Hormuz Letter” or “The Tehran Letter,” slap a blue checkmark on them, add a header like „Just a normal Iranian“ and a surprising number of academics and analysts will treat the propaganda as gospel

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Simon Wolfgang Fuchs@Simon_W_Fuchs·11 Haz

The official Tasnim channel has just rejected this report on the supposed bombing of the South Pars gas field, reported by the @nytimes, as "fake news" that was spread on channels that were supposedly quoting Tasnim. #SouthPars

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Elliot Kaufman@ElliotKaufman6·10 Haz

The point of continuing to stress publicly how strong tonight's strikes will be is to diminish the practical effect of those strikes, in an effort to moderate Iran's response. Right?

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Garage Band Hedgefund 🇪🇺🇺🇦@GHedgefund·11 Haz

That’s escalation, I’d say

Shin@hey_itsmyturn

Initial: Airstrike on a petrochemical site in Asaluyeh, Bushehr Province, #Iran

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Garage Band Hedgefund 🇪🇺🇺🇦@GHedgefund·11 Haz

Pictures posted by this account include a person wearing fairly vintage Hamburger SV (HSV) kit. Doubt a non-German would wear that voluntarily (😂)

Xavier MacDuff@xvrmdf

This is obviously not a German account. Prior to the World Cup it was focused entirely on Saudi football club Al-Nassr. And it's tweeting in English as though written by an American. Nice try though.

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Garage Band Hedgefund 🇪🇺🇺🇦@GHedgefund·11 Haz

Asaluyeh being the location of water treatment plants, refinery and South Pars access

Shin@hey_itsmyturn

AA activity in Asaluyeh, Bushehr Province, #Iran

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Garage Band Hedgefund 🇪🇺🇺🇦@GHedgefund·10 Haz

Coursework from medicine in 1976 is not obsolete today, coursework from legal fields (assuming no case law) is not obsolete today, a graduate degree in engineering from 1976 would do fine. I don’t know, this is such a non-answer, and surely not incredible advice.

Aadit Sheth@aaditsh

Incredible advice from Claude on what to study in college today

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Garage Band Hedgefund 🇪🇺🇺🇦@GHedgefund·10 Haz

Aschenbrenner has a two year track record in an environment that is uniquely suited to his expertise, Druckenmiller has been in the markets since the Bronze Age, never had a down year, and was early on AI without being able to spell NVIDIA. I’m picking Druck

Quantіan@quantian1

Insane amount of non-ball knowing in the answers here, it’s not remotely close

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Elizabeth Hagedorn@ElizHagedorn·9 Haz

Breaking — Trump says Iran shot down the U.S. Apache helicopter that crashed near the Strait of Hormuz

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