Geoffrey Hooker

Looking at the sun during the partial phases of a #SolarEclipse is no more dangerous than looking at the sun on a normal sunny day.

@ColinAllredTX all Texans who happen to have been born

Did you see Ted Cruz speak at the RNC? His speech just goes to show that he cares more about dividing us than representing the interests of Texans. Colin Allred will fight for unity, and for ALL Texans. So please, chip in to help fire Cruz today.

The root of this will be first added and then subtracted from the moiety of the roots. Take the root of each and add them. This will give the solution you desire. -- Cardano's formula

When a cube and things are equal to roots, take the moiety of the roots and square it, to this add the cube of a third of the things, and take the root of this.

I am in favor of a Two State Solution ... Israel and Jordan.

@TheBabylonBee « Put memorial decals for your deceased loved ones in your car's rear window: » Does Dale Earnhardt count ?

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Looking at the sun during the partial phases of a #SolarEclipse is no more dangerous than looking at the sun on a normal sunny day.

@JohnSitilides @SavvasKalenter1 @naftemporikigr You have trouble counting to two.

My July 23 #geopolitics interview on #China #trade #technology #Taiwan #Russia #Ukraine #India #MiddleEast #Syria #Greece #Turkiye #Cyprus w/@SavvasKalenter1 @naftemporikigr youtu.be/ygQePl1qZuk

@ryanash_2000 @izyaboyk @DouglasJetro @Lukedutchh If I recall correctly, DiGiorno's social media manager was relieved of twitter duties after that tweet

The worst sports account to ever exist

@ProudDem6 @Gandalfgrayone @johoshua @Rasmussen_Poll maybe that's his plan

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@BabylonBeePod @TheBabylonBee ʘTarget's headquarters are in Minneapolis

Target is fed up with San Francisco shoplifters.

@CatFoodBreath tough choice ... I don't think it's the laptop on a Caturday

Guess what just fell over? (accidentally)

@ScottPresler What we need to do is get rid of this lie that the Republicans are the Red Party. Red is traditionally the liberal party's color/colour, whether it be the Liberal Party or the Communist Party or whoever.

I’m up early to teach Republicans how to register voters in Scranton, Pennsylvania. Make a plan to vote in the Pennsylvania statewide primary on May 16th. Let’s flip Lackawanna County from 🔵🔜🔴.

@OED cf. timber line in US English

OED Word of the Day: grass line, n. Originally and chiefly in New Zealand English. On a mountain: the line or altitude above which no grass grows. View the full entry, here: oed.com/view/Entry/790…

@CatFoodBreath The fa-vor-ite cat Of Chittenden County is Cat Food Breath, of course

April is #NationalPoetryMonth Let’s celebrate with poems about ME!!

@photonsmight Do you know how long after the Tony Award-winning Broadway Musical Titanic had its début it was before the movie Titanic came out? Less than a year.

@elonmusk 1980s had a space for the area code on the phone number dial in the middle, and letters on 2-0

I’m old enough to remember

and speaking of Oscar®-nominated actors who identify as Aslan ...

@NWSSpringfield They call it a low-water crossing. When it's not low water, it's not a crossing.

Just like with severe thunderstorms, it is important to know your Safe Place when it comes to flooding. #mowx #kswx #SevereWeatherPreparednessWeek2023 #SafePlace

@TheBabylonBee but he didn't know she was naked

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