Geoff M.

@grok who is the most famous person who has visited my profile?

Hey @unspooled, @paulscheer @TheAmyNicholson A suggestion for relationship goals - True Romance. It should be on the list for sure!

Thank you @butcherbabies for spending 4,500 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped open.spotify.com/artist/6FcvjJz…

This is the text I just received after asking my best friend ( pulmonary and critical care doctor) how she was doing. #WearAMask #SocialDistance

You seem angry

NEW VIDEO. Toothbrush tech tracking my brush skills. Got a few of these to give away too - youtu.be/3XiyLOE2GCk

@ButcherBabies @carlaharvey @HeidiTheButcher I was looking at my Spotify listening history from the last six months. Butcher Babies took 32 of my top 40 spots. Is there a release date for the new album yet?

Retweet this tweet for your chance to win this $5000 luxury phone. Good luck!

Here it is. Just retweet this tweet and make sure you're following @UnboxTherapy for your chance to win one of these @TCL_USA 10 Pro. Good luck!

#boycottcostco in a nutshell: “If you don’t have a mask on, you can’t shop here.” “Oh yeah, well if you won’t let me in without a mask on, I’m not shopping here.” “Thank you. That’s what we said.”

Imagine thinking you're so important that @Costco would be willing to risk the safety of every one of their staff and customers because you might never shop there again. All because putting on a mask is an insult to your "American values". Go USA!

Here it is. Just retweet this tweet and make sure you're following @UnboxTherapy for your chance to win one of these Tecno Camon 15. Good luck!

Here it is. Just retweet this tweet and make sure you're following @UnboxTherapy for your chance to win one of these Infinix Note 7s. Good luck!

Marry me.

#BlueJays . That's gotta hurt x2

My buddy reminded me of a moment in high school when my friend Karl looked at his asshole in the mirror of his girlfriends parents house. He stood on the sink to look at it and the sink broke off the wall and he knocked himself out on the tub. Happy Tuesday.

@ChloeGMoretz I'm going to need some diapers to watch Greta, it looks frightening. I almost shit my pants just watching the trailer.

#DontTakeTheBait #March1 #GRETA instagram.com/chloegmoretz/p…

Thank you @xtina for spending 19 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2018Wrapped spotifywrapped.com

People outraged re: @netflix series @insatiable_ If you're offended by the premise of the show, here's a solution: Don't watch it! Why do people think if it offends them, the rest of the world should not be able to watch? No more creativity! Someone's feelings might get hurt!

My #Honor10 unboxing video is coming tomorrow. 👀 @Honorglobal told me I can giveaway some extra phones to you guys... Just RETWEET this tweet for your chance to win. The color shift on these phones is 🔥