Garret Sparks

@Gausmus47 BNSF mention? This guy knows ball

Imagine looking up and realizing you’re in the middle of the train tracks. First thought “Oh boy, is there a train on these tracks?” Look up. The big Mike Mccarron car is coming down the chute at 29 miles an hour 6 ft away from home. I’d rather take a BNSF car at that speed.

@JasonGregor Should’ve thought twice about sending the biggest glue guy in hockey to the AHL unceremoniously, especially after the story he’s put together in an Oiler jersey. So quick to blame every goalie in the system & shocked when their performance suffers. Picks is the gamer they need!

For those asking, Oilers can't send Jarry to minors for Pickard. Only players who were on AHL roster before trade deadline are eligible to be sent down to AHL after trade deadline. EDM can recall Pickard, but would have to send a skater down to make room and carry three goalies.

Biggest deal of #NHLTradeDeadline could be me inking an agreement pending trade call & league approval to join @LeafsAlumni on a one tilt ticket vs. @MLSE staff @ScotiabankArena Wanted to break this one before The People’s 📞 @J_Swish24 or @FriedgeHNIC beat my chin to the punch

@TheAHL @goicehogs Michael Leighton is one of the most impressive goalies of the last 25 years based on durability and success, this is a pretty insane record that doesn’t get enough attention

10 years ago today, we crowned a new shutout king. #AHL90 @goicehogs

@J_Swish24 It’s banana ball you can’t get an honorable mention from the chin of @GoldenKnights but that’s showbiz fella

That’s porn fella

@J_Swish24 Bob Chin’s can throw both ways & will test your ticker. If you love a side of crab with your butter it’s the spot. The complimentary garlic rolls slay vampires and the house Mai Tai will put you on your back like a Raffi Torres elbow. Novelty tiki cup is a nice touch as well.

🚨Chicagoland Folk: I need you to do #ThePeoples📞 a solid. I need some recon and or a deep dive scouting analysis into a Bob Chin’s Crab House in Wheeling, Illinois. Looks like it’s located just north of the Chicago Executive Airport off Milwaukee Avenue. Google review gives the northwest surf and turf seafood shack 4.4 stars off the bone. If anyone has been to Robert Chin’s Crab House please reach out. Hearing it definitely has a leg up on the local Long John Silvers. #AllSurfNoTurf -People’s

Nice looking twig in his hands too, wonder what it could be? Incredible season so far with 17 tucks (2nd in @NHL for D), 35 points +24 in 47 games. He is fully #DialedIn & intuitively uses gear he feels gives him a distinct advantage vs. the competition, a real trend setter!

@heatdaddy69420 Elvis is so real. Nothing worse than making it to the NHL after years of hard work, sacrifice, and pure dedication to your craft only to have some old loser coach who thinks he knows everything about hockey (despite never playing himself) dictate your career. That’s baseball tho

Players saying what they think rocks

The most unbreakable record in sports: 502 consecutive starts

@mirtle Absurd Carlo just stands there and watches it all happen, Stolie will have to start meeting these guys at the top of the crease with a blocker board or paddle to the teeth if he wants to protect himself

I'm surprised Stolarz has never been in a scrap. Feels like a matter of time.

@spittinchiclets @goaliesonly These are ridiculously good, can’t wait to see @heatdaddy69420 rocking them on the wet deck at the W this summer

Adin Hill’s new setup has more shine than the Vegas Strip at midnight 🤩

When iconic hockey brands like CCM & Bauer are bought by private equity firms intent on squeezing profit out of their purchase they spike the price of gear & rebrand the same tired technology as something new, shiny and advanced so they can charge twice as much; simple economics

James Reimer on Toronto: "It's the greatest game on earth & the greatest city to play the game in. I got so many good memories. I'm sure there were some bad memories in there. (Smile) I don't remember any of them. I'm sure nobody else does either." @TSN_Sports

@jonassiegel This is so real. Huge for him and great for the team’s young goalies to learn from him about the Passion you must have in order to tend goal for the Toronto Maple Leafs.

James Reimer after his first practice back with the Leafs: “I haven’t had that much fun in a long time. It’s been a special experience to be back here.”

@Steve_Dangle Just wait until I’m back…

This is so weird dude I can't process it

@theseeingiball @heatdaddy69420 Having the time of my life coaching the youth thanks fella!!

@GSparks40 @heatdaddy69420 He loves the game waaaaay too much. He’s going to have a stellar season, you can just feel it. Cheers from someone who knew you way back from the PHEW days! Hope all is well 🤝

I feel like Marc Andre ferda wants to play. If I’m him, I’m telling my wife I made a very bad investment in Antonio browns meme coin and went broke, I need to play. Pens then start him game 1. Fuck it

The most humble player in hockey & amazing role model. The prime example of the way the game should be played and enjoyed

Future Hall of Famer @penguins all time wins leader 3x Cup Champ …still picks up pucks post-practice

@djdiesel @MOODYGOOD DJ Diesel edit could go crazy…. Not that you need to mess with perfection

Fall in love @MOODYGOOD remix is absolutely S tier