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King Charles inherited £650m tax free, gets £125m a year tax free from the tax payer and has an estate worth £22bn that’s never taxed. But he still needed a 45% pay rise. Like if he needs a pay cut. RT if you want the Monarchy gone. #NotmyKing #AbolishTheMonarchy

@Ryanair sat in belfast airport waiting for RK192 to take us to manchester. Can you stop taking the piss with updates and let us know when we are (or are not leaving)?

@Ryanair shambles

The Final Day of 2025/26 at the @JDavidsonScrap Stadium is here... ✅ Turnstiles/Fan Zone/CSH Bar | 11am ⚽️ Kick-off | 12:30pm 🏆 End Of Season Awards | 3:45pm 🎫 tinyurl.com/mr2568ew | #Alty

Frank Sidebottom Panic On The Streets Of Timperley youtu.be/LcAME_Hs9mg?si… BOBBINS #FrankSidebottom #TheSmiths

@Andrew_Frankel Mid air eviction

What punishment is appropriate for people who recline their seats in economy on a short haul BA flight?

@mddyluvsbeatlez 2 songs! Thats an outrageous comment. Its 1

u2 only has 2 good songs, but why does rolling stones magazine insist that they are one of the best bands of all time

🔜 Join us for the final day of 2025/26 - a week on Saturday at the earlier time of 12:30pm when we take on @GatesheadFC (with End Of Season Awards after the game)💪 🎫 tinyurl.com/mr2568ew 🍻 tinyurl.com/52rxvn5s @NL_Enterprise | #Alty

@Wrexham_AFC Tedium abounds

It's a 3-peat! FX's Welcome to Wrexham has been renewed for THREE MORE SEASONS. 🔴⚪ #WxmAFC

@MhHoban No, no its not😡

Oil prices down 15% overnight, so that means petrol prices will be cheaper today that’s how it works isn’t it

If those astronauts go around the moon and can find no trace of Lisa Stansfield’s baby then I really think that’s it, we’ve exhausted all lines of enquiry

🆓 Our annual Easter Egg giveaway returns to the @JDavidsonScrap Stadium tomorrow for our younger fans 😋 We've 1⃣5⃣0⃣ on offer at the turnstiles, opening at 1:30pm ahead of kick-off against Halifax at 3pm - when they're gone, they're gone 👀 🎫 tinyurl.com/2nzt85nv | #Alty

@ThomasFeaheny Got to laugh at the FGR failed experiment.

The FA have published the amount spent by Non-League clubs on agent fees from February 4th 2025 to February 2nd this year

@wallj10 @wokingfc @NL_Enterprise Think they did have 12 men!

@wokingfc @NL_Enterprise 9 men! We will let you play with 12 next time.

A point at home. @NL_Enterprise

🤝 Good Friday is @AFC_Comm_Sports Day at the @JDavidsonScrap Stadium, as part of our Bank Holiday matchday against @FCHTOnline 😍 ℹ️ 🔗 tinyurl.com/mcsprfzy 📸 @altymoore1 | #Alty

@ozor_cc Well researched that🤣

There are 7 professional football clubs in Greater Manchester, from levels 1–4 (Premier League + EFL). They are: ~Manchester United ~Manchester City ~Bolton Wanderers ~Stockport County ~Wigan Athletic ~Salford City ~Oldham Athletic

@altrinchamfc @NL_Enterprise Whats the parking like ?

🌞 Looking for a green space in #Altrincham (with a great beer garden) this Saturday afternoon 👇 ✅ Turnstiles open 1:30pm ⚽️ Kick-off 3pm 🍻 Fan Zone open till 6pm 🎫 tinyurl.com/m86w2e2n | #Alty

@EastleighFC Ffs

Club statement: Scott Bartlett