Dr. Black Swann

@PonyBoy_XY @lydiakauppi How long did it take you to shed the weight?

I lost 75lbs on Zepbound, and it’s true people really don’t talk about the side effects. For instance, now when I bring up a health concern, my doctor orders tests

@Rainmaker1973 Printing

3D printed 6 shot minigun [📹stan.3dprints]

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@mfd00mbr What happened to being white?

one day the camera turns to the back seat and Ye is sitting there

#Bitcoin Kicks

@Viralfizz What song is this?

Curved Corners

Amazing

@ZR1Trader @zerohedge I lol’d

@zerohedge low gas prices, also gone.

*TRUMP: IRAN'S ARMY IS GONE, NAVY IS GONE*TRUMP: TWO SETS OF IRAN'S LEADERS ARE GONE*TRUMP: ALL 32 OF IRAN'S SHIPS ARE AT BOTTOM OF OCEAN

@deluxe_pepe @DonnaPrissyrn1 Hi

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@chooserich @alvinhsia @TheStalwart Pokemon Go

@alvinhsia @TheStalwart What’s this platform??

Anthropic nuked -8% instantly on this news then bid back up a bit since then 24/7 private markets

Bringing the Tarim Basin mummies of China to life

@ZealousAvenger @Trevor_Si @sciencegirl 😂

@Trevor_Si @sciencegirl Educate yourself, please. Tocharians were the easternmost Europeans

I’VE NEVER BEEN MORE WRONG IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. TRULY DID NOT SEE THIS SELL OFF COMING. IT’S BEEN FUN Y’ALL I’VE HAD A GOOD TIME. SEE EVERYONE IN 2 YEARS!

@rasmr_eth Good opportunities present themselves in down times

Bitcoin is deadass down 50 THOUSAND dollars from ath????

@colin_gladman Except for that one time

Anyone who’s followed me for any amount of time, knows I never post wild takes in terms of crashes or squeezes. But if I have ever seen a powder keg setup for extreme volatility, it’s this week. I wouldn’t be surprised at all by a 5-10% move. $SPY $QQQ $IWM

@crypto_bitlord7 You seem very bitter. Did you over leverage yourself and lose?

@michael_saylor Stop lying you clown. You literally told people to take all their money and buy bitcoin and then borrow money to buy more. You told them to mortgage their houses to buy it (at all time high)

Public service announcement: Every few hours, scammers create new fake accounts imitating me on YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, Medium, etc. to victimize the innocent. Neither I nor MicroStrategy provide investment services or “give away crypto.” We just #hodl #bitcoin.

@TheBTCTherapist WE GET THE NEW FED CHAIRMAN IN MAY 2026

THIS IS THE LAST DUMP BEFORE THE PUMP. TOMORROW WE GET THE NEW FED CHAIR. FINAL CLEAR-OUT OF THE LONGS BEFORE A MASSIVE RALLY. EXPECT YOUR EYELIDS TO BLEED. PUT ON YOUR JOCKSTRAP. THIS WILL BE THE MOST BULLISH RALLY OF ALL TIME. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

@TheBTCTherapist IF I KNEW WHAT YOU KNOW THEN I WOULD KNOW THAT YOU DON’T KNOW

IF YOU KNEW WHAT I KNOW YOU’D BE BUYING AS MUCH BITCOIN AS POSSIBLE RIGHT NOW

@MattWallace888 A like? Give him a love!!!

Give a like to this man for curing pediatric cancer, or have a terrible 2026!